#m;r

Interviewer From "The Amelia Project"

Caspar From "The Midnight Burger"

Ned From "Ghost InSpector"

Quinn, Whitmire and Mini McGrath from "Mission: Rejected" (In that order)

Calissto: Ah, Jan! Over here

January: Calissto!

Calissto: January! My, you look... *A Snicker* TERRIBLE!! *Laughs here*

January: Oi! I do not look terrible!! I look great!

Calissto: Oh, sorry. Do you want me to lie? How are you doing at the EMF?

January: Uhh, I'm doing great!! I'm a high grade EMF agent!! Higher than Chet Phillips!!

Calissto: Right. And I'm Skip Granger who loves to rebel. *Sarcastically*

January: Alright, you caught me. I'm the receptionist of the company. In charge of costumer services *sighs* mostly dealing with complaints from the white house...

Calissto: I thought you joined that company to be adventurous?

January: Yeah, well...*sighs* Plans changed. I don't want to risk my life on the line. I mean! I do like the EMF but I'm not going to die in a bread factory!! I'm playing it safe. It's the right choice to do.

Calissto: girl. It's almost the end of 2020! You need to be adventurous!!! Not play it safe!!

January: Well...No! I am needed here.

Calissto: *laughs* As if! Even if you're needed, you should be relaxing!

January: I will not relax on duty!! Chet Phillips wouldn't relax while his friends were in danger.

Calissto: *scoffs*, oh come on. Chet Phillips is literally marrying Athena O'Brian, daughter of that... potatoe guy?...Jistato?? Tomato...Krastato??

January: How do you know about that!? That's confidential information!!

Calissto: How do I- GIRL. IT'S BROADCASTING ON EVERY DEVICE!! I wasn't able to finish Criminal Mind because she's humiliating your company.

January: Oh. That's...true. I have a weird feeling that the Admiral is planning something.

Calissto: The Admiral? *Laughs* Come on. It's not like he'll take over the broadcast stream, brainwash half of the world to becoming Oceanologists. He's not capable of that-

{Admiral's Brainwash Stream comes on screen}

Calissto: ...he took over Athena's broadcast didn't he?

January: Yep.

Calissto: ... he's brainwashing people through it, yes?

January: Yes. It seems like he has.

Calissto: ...And that guy just became a oceanologist- *yells* AND HE'S FREEING THE CRABS!!! WTF-

January: CRABS!? I'M ALLERGIC TO CRABS!! UGH... *Annoyed*

♕ - What are 5 writing tips you’d give to beginners?

Ummm~ Even though I’ve been roleplaying for over a decade, it still feels weird to jot down advice. I guess I would say, first and foremost, to challenge yourself. If you see someone who writes “better” than you, interact with them. Push yourself to always be evolving; your writing will grow and develop over time and with practice. Don’t be afraid to try new things. Don’t be afraid to talk to people! You’ll meet a lot of awesome friends and peers through roleplaying. 

With all of that said, you should also be cautious of some things. You’re free to make whatever character you wish, but if you incorporate some kind of real life disease or ailment into their history or daily life, be considerate of those muns who may be afflicted in their real lives. Try to do your research and just be sensitive of strong subjects. 

Erm. I guess just don’t ever be discouraged by whatever level you personally think you’re at in terms of writing. Everyone has a different style and styles they like to read, but that doesn’t mean other styles are bad or wrong. Be yourself!

✕ - What would set you entirely off roleplaying with someone? 

If I have to do all of the brainstorming or initiate every action in a thread, I get burnt out fairly quickly. If responding becomes work instead of fun, it puts me off.

✄ - Three phrases you use too much in your writing?

For Lucy?

“doe eyes”

“porcelain skin/complexion”