19 Questions with Ty Hjortland
Q: You just scored the last part in LYSSOPHOBIA, how you feeling about that? Has the fame and fortune hit yet? Lamborghinis, Ferraris? What’s next?
Ty: I think Dylan Witkin should’ve had last part, but I am grateful that Richie let me show my stunts last. No cars, I’m saving up to buy some ice off of Krunkgrillz.com
Q: Dylan Witkin was supposed to have last part, were you hyped that you trumped him on that?
Ty: Dylan can still eat more than me.
Q: What was the most frustrating part of filming with Richie Valdez? The firm neck grabs? The terrible inside jokes? Or all the the times he made us go to Orange County?
Ty: Richie sending Tinder messages while you’re rolling up to your trick, days with J-Core, the orange county trips too.
Q: If you had to choose one song to be the soundtrack of filming for this video, what would it be?
Ty: Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous - Good Charlotte, duh.
Q: Why choose Coca Cola over Pepsi?
Ty: I do Pepsi now, New Year new me.
Q: Could you possibly tell me about your first Tinder meet up?
Q: How was growing up skating in Atascadero? Not much to skate out in thee ol country.
Ty: Skating in Atascadero taught me how to skate spine ramps and not to fuck with juggalos.
Q: Can we talk about your New Pollution as a kid? Didn’t you get caught talking shit while you were mic’d up? I remember being kind of bummed as a kid that you didn’t ask me to make an appearance by the way.
Ty: Yeah I was talking to my friend when were filming on the first day at a ramp, and we were like “yeah the host is a dumbass” (Matt Beachem) or something like that, and I realized later that I was mic’d up the whole time we were talking shit on him. We are Facebook friends now so it’s all water under the bridge, sorry Matt I was 12.
Q: How was your Valentines Day this year?
Ty: I think I cried with you that day
Q: Who’s part was your favorite in the video and why?
Ty: Richie Valdez and Nate Hoovers shared part, because it’s my mom and dad in the same part.
Q: What happened to squad?
Ty: The good times are over, RIP 240.
Q: How was sleeping at Derby Park that one time?
Ty: Sleeping at Derby was plush for me and the other people who didn’t sleep sideways in the tranny like the rest of you goons. Also Marty saw aliens, and someone had a wet dream that night.
Q: Who’s got the worst aux in the crew?
Ty: Trappy, too hesitant. Confidence is key on the aux.
Q: What does the future hold for Ty Hjortland?
Ty: Rumor has it Richie is starting a VX project soon.
Q: Why did you delete everything off of your Instagram?
Q: How much has Bam Margera influenced your skating?
Ty: Bam has influenced more than my skating, he’s a role model. We love you wall man.
Q: What ever happened to that VX1000 I sold you?
Ty: Nate backed over it in a truck, in the Meadow Park parking lot the first day we went filming with it, thanks dad.
Q: We’ve talked about how we want to be other people. If you could choose someone to be for a few days who would it be?
Q: Give me some last words to end this on my dude.
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*Questions and photos by Jeff Davis*