#lyssadoodaday

Me: -chilling in lazy river pool-

Lyssa: -Also chilling-

Lyssa: Paula. Paula! Look out, we're gonna get wet!

Me: -looks and sees a fountain spraying at people going slowly by-

Me: No no no no no nope nope no no-- -falls headfirst into water trying to inch away-

Lyssa: -trying not to burst out laughing-

Me: -gets up, drenched like a wet cat. Gets into inner tube-

....

Me: -times the jump poorly and falls over backwards-

Lyssa: -tried to hold me up but held up the tube instead- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Me: I can't win.

Lyssa: -friendly pats my shoulder-

Buckets of water: -drop on us both drenching us in the river again-

Something I’ll eventually color. Eventually.

who steals french fries off the other’s plate:-Coincidentally I think they'd be stealing each other's fries in the beginning while at the same time ordering more. Later on there's just this huge plate of fries and the fry stealing has turned into who can eat the most fries under 2 minutes while also taking shots--the end result is both hilarious AND messy.

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple

-Again, they both do. Chris moreso than Friday. This is actually something they've been asked a lot and are quite used to it that by now they have an entire list of comebacks:

 "We're on our honeymoon but thanks for asking we're super." 

" We're actually looking to adopt, got any hellspawn we can have?"

*Loud obvious stage whispering* "SHHHH I'M TRYING TO GET LAID HERE" "WHAT HOW COULD YOU, I THOUGHT WE WERE TAKING THINGS SLOW-- *loud sobbing scene ensues*"

In the end they make the asking party all the more uncomfortable and they slowly slink away.

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail:-It's....pretty 50/50 here. Friday usually has to bust Chris out of jail either legally or illegaly through rainbow portal (shh don't ask just come); Chris does well with demigod shenanigans despite being a mortal and somehow can bypass demigod jail or whatever Friday gets tied up in. Then there are days where they're both in jail and they have to knock the policeman out before fleeing the city.

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues-They're both pretty bad at dating issues. Friday has commitment issues and Chris is all over the place. 8'D It's hilariously awkward for them to talk about it when they're both at that stage of "ok i actually like this person what do i do--I can't just do a quickie and then leave--HELP" But they just somehow awkward turtle duck through it together. While giving their own takes on it, Chris has a more technical approach with love advice and Friday somehow has a more idealistic view, but both boys keep it pretty real.

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes-Friday, hands down. It helps that Chris is way shorter than him, like there are times when Friday is frustrated with loosing that he just sits right in front of Chris, straightens his back so he's sitting upright and blocks the poor man's view of the television so he'd lose to Friday on that freakin hard course in Mario Kart.

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk-Chris. He likes to feel tall and Friday doesn't really care, having his legs dangle closer to the floor is more comfortable than losing feeling in them if they dangle in the air over the edge too long.

who starts and who wins the pillow fights-Friday in the beginning. It took Chris to come around to it thinking it was kids stuff but their pillows end up being laced with other harder things like wads of socks and thick sofa throw pillows that it turns into a pillow-punchies fight and now it's tradition to start one up whenever they see each other. If it's been weeks and they meet up again, they make plans to hang out at the other's apartment. And then. The war begins. Lately Ange's been winning them all, though because she can't stop even when the guys are dead tired.

GIRL YOU’RE FINE. HECK I WOULD’VE FILLED THIS OUT AS A POST IF YOU DIDN’T POP UP SOONER 8′D

Who cried when they brought their child home for the first time:-Ange, because 1: she can finally do more extreme sports agan and 2: She still can’t believe two kids popped out of her and they’re so precious FRIDAY LOOK AT THE PRECIOUS BABIES

Friday: WOMAN I SEE THEM I WAS RIGHT THERE--I HELPED MAKE THEM.

Who would wake up in the middle of the night to check on the kid(s):-Friday would. Out of curiousity while still getting over the fact he’s a dad now and these kids are his and he finally has a family and it’s with ANGE and oh god Isaac looks like he’s not breathing--oh wait never mind, he is. Ange literally has to drag him back to bed during the first 5 years.

Who changes the kid(s) diapers:-Friday would try to weasel out of it but their compromise is that “if they fed them the food that made them poop, then they gotta clean up the poop”. Which means they both do the work, sometimes at the same time so they alternate between Isaac and Raven.

Who makes the bottles:-LUCKILY THIS IS FORMULA OR ANGE-BOOB MILK SO NEITHER OF THEM HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT COOKING--I mean, Friday takes care of the formula while Ange tries to...pump the breast milk out. 8′D

Who stays up late at night to rock the kid(s) to sleep and sing them lullabys:-Hmm... I don’t think either of them are horribly bad singers but not Apollo-kid great. Ange seems to be the type to sing more than Friday I think. While they’re each holding a twin and rocking them.

Who is guilty of spoiling the kid(s):-Friday spoils Raven because she’s his little koala princess. -Ange spoils Isaac because he’s a precious cinnamon roll too pure for this world and must always be protected.Answer: they both do.

Who would give the kid(s) cookies in the middle of the night:-Friday. Shhhhhhhhhh don’t tell your mother. 

Who always takes the kid(s) side:-They’re pretty like-minded that it’s hard to pull the “dad said no/let’s ask mom” thing. But against authority figures, Friday takes the kids side quicker. Ange gets all into it during sports and there’s a foul placed against the kid that she gets into a fight with the umpire and now they’re not allowed back at Fenway park.

Who would wake up early to make breakfast for the kid(s) before school:-Make breakfast...haha....ahahahahahahahaa--unless you mean something easy like cereal or oatmeal they might have to go out for other breakfast meals. But yeah, they both do.Who gets the kid(s) ready for school in the morning:-Like a well oiled machine they tag team throughout the morning. Sometimes Raven takes the longest getting dressed and Ange has to go super speed just to catch the slippery weasel.Who takes the kid(s) to school:-THEY ALL JOG TO SCHOOL. ADRENALINE RUSH FAMILY~Who goes to parent teacher conferences:-They both do if they can. Sometimes Friday’s job makes him travel so if he can’t make it, Ange usually goes with them.

Who will be the first to suggest to have ‘the talk’ with the kid(s):-Friday. In full detail. Ange still has to sit in on some of the “talks” since there’s also some information she didn’t know about until after dating Friday BD;Who would choose their child(s) prom outfit:-Friday has better taste in clothes than Ange sadly. Even in dresses.