#lydmel

This got all three of us excited so be prepared for a massive list of our wet dreams.. 

@adacaseywells & @noralayne

@melliesterling & @eviee-james

@eliasmorgan & @jsterlinglabels

@casperbarris & @jsterlinglabels

@theonicholas & @rustysilver

TAKE ME WITH YOU. Fifty shades of Mel.

@theaspenbarris 

@ffsbxn & @lenidaivs26 (they count as one person, they’re that gross melded together couple)

@melliesterling

Oh dear oh dear.

I heard that mama @melliesterling taught our little punky princess @thecloverkennedy everything she knows..  How does @fckamberle feel about that? Is she top of her game? Or does Mel need to teach her a few more pointers.. I’m sure theres quite a lot they can get up to in the dark? OR is Mel finally gunna have that threesome she’s desperately craving? I hear that red heads are particularly fiery in bed. 

spotted:

The fact that somebody spotted a miss @melliesterling leaving her house in the middle of the night with her daughter?

Of course not. We all know she’s sticking it somewhere else and has been for a while. I don’t think I’ve seen a man or woman alone at a bar that hasn’t been sent a drink by the great @melliesterling.. And not once has she left a bar alone, or a hotel room, or a cab .. If you’re getting my drift. 

Not that we’re slut shaming, gosh. You do you boo boo. Just remember… When your husband is off getting his cookies else where.. He’s probably not going to want a menage a trois.

As far as I remember, Jay and Alastair only went on one date and haven’t spoken to each other since. Maybe they didn’t hit it off as much as we’d hoped? But you’re right - we know what Melanie is like. She’s plowing through New York faster than a tornado.