#lydjason

This got all three of us excited so be prepared for a massive list of our wet dreams.. 

@adacaseywells & @noralayne

@melliesterling & @eviee-james

@eliasmorgan & @jsterlinglabels

@casperbarris & @jsterlinglabels

@theonicholas & @rustysilver

I’m basing this on a couple of people and not just romantically.. 

@rustysilver x drugs

@magicalastair x @theaspenbarris

@jsterlinglabels x @melliesterling

@eviee-james x @jsterlinglabels 

I hear @eviee-james loves an older dude.. Especially when they’re married so.. I’m sure engaged wouldn’t be an issue.  I heard she’s been banging @jsterlinglabels behind @melliesterling … And wouldn’t that be nice for @angclines to share her scorned lover persona with the woman she shares all with.. Besides. @martyaarons you love a blonde.. So why not upgrade to somebody more flexible, without all of the divorcee problems..  And I heard Eviee likes to get super raunchy in bed too. So.. You wouldn’t even need those special blue pills that we’re sure you need with your..  Adoring fiancee. 

You’re pick Eviee, who’s it gunna be? We all know you enjoy tasting all flavours of boy - even more so when they’re out of your supposed reach.

Honey.. Many guys have bought me many gifts during dates.. And like.. They’ve got less than a text the next morning.. Just because @jsterlinglabels is buying gifts doesn’t mean @melliesterling is going to fall back into his lap..

Besides.. What if its a little.. Bribery gift.. You know.. like hush money… The whole of NY are bored with their antics, could they possibly go find new, innocent souls too corrupt.. The gossip is getting stale here

Amen. Hallelujah. Praise the lord. Blessed be. Big fan of that mess of a marriage ending, gonna miss all that drama though. @jsterlinglabels @melliesterling

Is @jsterlinglabels the reason that noone cares? Is it his fault @rustysilver is being a dick to the only people who care about him…? Cause… Otherwiseeeee….

Honey I live for the drama so I would’ve loved a good showdown, and 50% of me feels like there would’ve been a bit of hate s*x involved, so kind of sad they weren’t together. It’s like, damn get a divorce already @jsterlinglabels & @melliesterling, but also don’t because then who else would be this entertaining? 

If drinking a place out of it’s alcohol was a sign of not having your life together than I for sure don’t have my shit together either.  But not even a little bit surprised @jsterlinglabels is drowning his sad sad existence in the bottom of a bottle, what else is he supposed to do while his wife is off sitting on pretty much anyone?