#lycan talks

The amount of time they spent bickering versus the amount of time it took for them to team up when Dragstrip knocked out Strongarm..

For ease of referring to them both, I'll call them Roughswipe (the cocky, wild one) and Softswipe (the gentle, insecure one).

Softswipe mentions in one scene of this episode that they both don't like it when Strongarm gets mad, and Roughswipe gets pretty flustered at that.. implying that Sideswipe as a whole doesn't really enjoy pissing off poor Strongarm..

..Not to mention how they both practically jump over each other and even concoct an insane plan to keep Dragstrip from hurting her (Roughswipe gets worried and is about to leap at Dragstrip before Softswipe reminds him about self preservation, lmao)... They put their issues aside when Strongarm's in trouble. That's real friendship!

(i still think sideswipe has a crush on strongarm though, hehehe.. the way they pick her up and carry her all the way!! aaaa!! and both their smiles..)

...Wow. Okay, oh my gods.. get a room, you two.

Lugnut, the first thing you think of?? Is grabbing Blitzwing like he's a sack of rice??? hold him to your chest and take off into the sky????

SJSHJSKJSKJS WHAT IS THIS CURSED THIGN AND WHY DOES IT EXIST

BUT ALSO

WHY DOES THIS WORK-

What I actually look like is this:

You know what this means.

(cracks knuckles)

(in a Badasstron Voice) IT’S FANFICTION TIME GLITCHES!!!!

(Lil spoilers below)