❝ well, this is unfortunate. ❞ voice rings baritone, stature towering over her as clawed hands wrapped over his arms. hans had never been caught dead in his demonic form, not in front of HER. he was extremely powerful, able to hide it for as long as he’d like, but bottling up this seven foot nine form in a five foot five body sometimes became much more tiring that he cared to deal with. ❝ so, ya like? i mean, i’m still hot as hell, you can’t deny. but i look completely badass like this. ❞
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“ Did you get a new couch? ”
The reaper wondered in, exhausted
and having little care for what he
risked seeing coming in unannounced.
Judging from the state of his apparel,
he’d already crashed for a bit, if only
to gather enough energy for his inquiry.
“ ’Ts different. ”
‘ i’m gonna be real with you for a sec- i’m tripping fucking balls && you’re freaking me the fuck out. ‘ he was gonna kick august’s ass when this was all said && done. even though it was technically hans’s fault. who the fuck eat’s an ENTIRE edible anyway? he should have known better. ‘ just. just hold me or else i’m gonna lose my goddamn mind. the walls are m e l t i n g. ’
wine-colored lips matched the dark stain soaking the sheer fabric of her white dress, clinging to the lines of her body to spread what could only be blood across the surface of her pale skin. the seam had been split, cut cleanly up to her thigh, apparently by the long blade in her hand, to make running on bare feet easier. the opals set into the handle of the weapon glimmered in the distant light of the stars overhead, watchful but silent. even they did not dare to bear witness against the queen on the hunt.
❛ i’d stay, but unfortunately, i’m tracking a toy of mine down... ❜ droplets of gore that clung to her throat and chest reflected only freckles of light, just enough to highlight the shadows. ❛ unless you’d like to join me? i’m sure he hasn’t gone far. ❜
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Gives nose/forehead kisses: i would like to say that this is ALL VLAD. && it makes my heart melt that someone that angry @ the world can be that soft for the smol && precious but also angry angie.
Gets jealous the most: i mean???? probably both of them.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: i mean, i don’t really view either of them as the type to get that drunk, but i’ll say that angie picks up vlad.
Takes care of on sick days: ANGIE. <3 <3
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: also probably angie. vlad strikes me as someone who doesn’t want to leave the house. ever.
Gives unprompted massages: probably angie. but i can see both of them doing this honestly.
Drives/rides shotgun: in a human verse, vlad would probably drive && angie would ride shotgun. but i don’t trust 4000+year old vlad driving a car. so angie would drive.
Brings the other lunch at work: probably angie.
Has the better parental relationship: considering angie doesn’t remember her parents, probably vlad.
Tries to start role-playing in bed: i mean??? probably vlad. i can just imagine this && it’s hilarious && angie would probably just hide her face in a pillow && laugh.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer: probably angie.
Still cries watching Titanic: pffffft. i don’t really see either of them doing it.
Firmly believes in couples costumes: ANGIE.
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: okay, they’d both be like ‘ no more than -insert amount here- ‘ but then as soon as christmas comes around both of them have spent probably ten times the amount they weren’t allowed to spend. they both like treating each other.
THE ULTIMATE RELATIONSHIP TAG feat. VANGI. i’m tagging @downfallenxeminence for reasons. B]
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice?: i don’t even know how to properly answer this because they both are equally likely to raise their voices.Who threatens to leave but never actually does?: probably vlad.Who actually keeps their word and leaves?: ANGIE. but she comes back tho.Who trashes the house?: vlad.Do either of them get physical? not really, angie has slapped him quite a few times, but that’s about the extent of it.How often do they argue/disagree? not that much anymore, but during the romanians reign, all the time.Who is the first to apologise? probably vlad.
Sex:
Who is on top?: VLAD.Who is on the bottom? ANGIE.Who has the strangest desires? i haven’t really thought about it, but maybe angie??Any kinks?: not any i can think of.Who’s dominant in bed?: pfFFFT vlad.Is head ever in the equation? yes.If so, who is better at performing it? vlad. B]Ever had sex in public? nah.Who moans the most? angie.Who leaves the most marks? they both do.Who screams the loudest? ANGIE. Who is the more experienced of the two? they’re about the same.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? both. they do both.Rough or soft? also both.How long do they usually last? they’re vampires. they can go as long as they feel like it. B]Is protection used? nah.Does it ever get boring? not in the slightest.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? i feel like in the honeymoon period of their relationship, they were probably the douches that just had sex everywhere in the castle just to piss people off because they’re r00D
Family: i’m not gonna do this one, specifically because neither of them really wish for children.
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?If so, how many children do your muses want/have?Who is the favorite parent?Who is the authoritative parent?Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?Who goes to parent teacher interviews?Who changes the diapers?Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?Who spends the most time with the children?Who packs their lunch boxes?Who gives their children ‘the talk’?Who cleans up after the kids?Who worries the most?Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle?: ANGIE. Who is the little spoon? also angie. but vlad is occasionally little spoon.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? probably vlad, i mean come on.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? vlad.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? it has nothing to do with being uncomfortable, it’s just they’ve been alive for too long && it’s difficult for angie to just- sit still for so long.Who gives the most kisses? BOTH OF THEM. <3What is their favourite non-sexual activity?: plotting the volturi’s downfall. angie also likes tailoring clothes for him so there’s a lot of times that he essentially just stands there while she sews clothes together on him.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? ANYWHERE.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? probably vlad. angie is very easy to get riled up && make her all flustered, so he takes advantage of it.How often do they get time to themselves?: pretty much all the time.
Sleeping: for a human!verse
Who snores? vlad.If both do, who snores the loudest?Do they share a bed or sleep separately? shared.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? they pretty much lay on top of each other.Who talks in their sleep? probably angie.What do they wear to bed?: angie just wears a simple nightgown, && i feel like vlad would be the one to wear like, a t-shirt && boxers.Are either of your muses insomniacs?: both.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?: yes.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? they are literally on top of each other.Who wakes up with bed hair? vlad.Who wakes up first? angie,Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? they both do.What is their favourite sleeping position? something like this.Who hogs the sheets? i feel like they both would, but i think angie would more often than him.Do they set an alarm each night? nah.Can a television be found in their bedroom? nope.Who has nightmares? they both do.Who has ridiculous dreams? probably both of them honestly.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? vlad.Who makes the bed? angie.What time is bed time? whenever they feel like it honestly.Any routines/rituals before bed? vlad showers, angie lights a candle && turns on some music as background noise && reads / draws up some new designs for clothing, && then they cuddle for a bit when they’re both done doing their own thing until they eventually fall asleep.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? IT’S VLAD.
Work:
Who is the busiest? both of them are pretty busy, but vlad is just a bit more.Who rakes in the highest income? vlad.Are any of your muses unemployed? nah,Who takes the most sick days? probably angie.Who is more likely to turn up late to work? angie.Who sucks up to their boss? vlad.What are their jobs? i’m just kind of putting this in the Ruling!Verse, where they both sit on pretty much the upper rung of the twelve romanian leaders- so they’re both pretty important.Who stresses the most? vlad.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? yes.Are your muses financially stable? yes.
Home:
Who does the washing? angie.Who takes out the trash? vlad.Who does the ironing? angie.Who does the cooking? angie.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? vlad. B]Who is messier? i’d say vlad.Who leaves the toilet roll empty? also probably vlad.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? they both do.Who forgets to flush the toilet? vlad. B[Who is the prankster around the house? they both are.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? vlad.Who mows the lawn? vlad.Who answers the telephone? angie,Who does the vacuuming? vlad.Who does the groceries? angie.Who takes the longest to shower? angie,Who spends the most time in the bathroom? VLAD.
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem? nope.How many cars do they own? they don’t own any.Do they own their home or do they rent? own.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? deep in the countryside.Do they live in the city or in the country? country.Do they enjoy their surroundings? yes,What’s their song? i haven’t really thought of it, but the only song that really comes to my mind when i think of Vangi is Into the Night by Lindsay Schoolcraft.What do they do when they’re away from each other? it’s hard to say, just because they rarely leave each others sides anymore. but they mostly worry about the other until they return.Where did they first meet? romania.How did they first meet? aight- story time. so angelika lived in a coven w/ aurora, her creation, && zaara, who would become stefan’s wife. after zaara’ && stefan’s meeting, & zaara decided she would join with the other covens on this quest for power, angelika came too. she just so happened to meet vladimir when all the covens came together. Who spends the most money when out shopping? angie.Who’s more likely to flash their assets? angieWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? BOTH OF THEM.Any mental issues? i feel like to an extent, they both have some form of PTSD, though angelika’s is about a thousand times worse than vlad’s, simply because she actually almost died. aside from that, nothing.Who’s terrified of bugs? neither.Who kills the spiders around the house? neither. angelika captures them && releases them outside.Their favourite place? it doesn’t exist anymore, but it was a closed off courtyard in the romanian castle- they married there, they spent the most time there.Who pays the bills? neither.Do they have any fears for their future? nope.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? vlad.Who uses up all of the hot water? vlad.Who’s the tallest? vlad. but i would like to make it known that 5′4 is not that tall.Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? angie. B]Who wanders around in their underwear? angie,Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? i feel like angie does.What do they tease each other about? everything. Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? FUCKING ANGIE. she’s a fashionista, can you blame her?Do they have mutual friends? they have stefan. <3Who crushed first? angelika totally did. which didn’t help the fact that for a VERY LONG TIME he treated her like garbage ( before they were together of course ) so angie had a hard time coming to terms with it.Any alcohol or substance related problems? none.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? neither.Who swears the most? probably angie.
