Wolfstar Modern Day AU Sh*tpost
(Remus Lupin, James Potter, and Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew and all studying for their Final Exams at James Potterβs house. They are all in Jamesβ bedroom. James and Peter on Jamesβ bed, Remus at Jamesβ desk, and Sirius sitting on the floor)
Remus Lupin: [leaning back in his chair, head tilted back with his eyes staring wistfully into beyond the ceiling of James Potterβs bedroom. He pushes back his hair and sighs] I could reallyΒ go for a thickΒ 8 inch right now... Dripping with that white stuff... Whatβs that called, again??
James Potter and Peter Pettigrew stare at Remus with gaping mouths, startled at Remusβ sudden change in his usual calm, collected, and shy demeanor.Β
Sirius: [looks up from his textbook, sweat beading on his forehead as he goes into a gay panic]
Remus: [letβs out a low groan] MAYONNAISE! I would love an 8 inch sub with mayonnaise.Β
James, Peter, and Sirius: [They slowly start to comprehend what Remus really meant and Remus turns the desk chair around]
Remus:Β Iβm ordering Jimmy Johnβs. [he leaves the room]
Sirius:Β [As soon as Remus has left the room lets out a shaky breath and dead pan stares into theΒ βcameraβ as he continues to internally scream in gay panic]