#lunchthief

Food Thief Surprise! A friend recently asked my advice... and I’ll admit, As a former educator I do enjoy teachable moments. So before the pandemic and before I went primarily KETO, I used to love to make Onigiri filled with tuna, salmon, natto, umeboshi, etc... for lunch. And it would vanish before lunchtime. Until one day I added a little extra “sauce” and that day EVERYONE in the office heard the rice ball burglar break the silence with screams of panic and pain. And never again did food go missing again. #lunchthief #office #lunchroom #onigiri #maddog #hotsauce #6million #scoville #teachablemoments #superneal (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDui_ZBJpV9/?igshid=7uqw16z27mqa

Local boxer schoolboy’s lunch stolen from under his nose by 2 passersby. Fortunately, there were backups in his pencil case that went unnoticed—for today at least. . . . #streetfood #backtoschool #lunchthief #opportunists #boxergram #instaboxer (at Blue Pooch Grooming)

“Meanwhile: on the senate floor, Brad gave an impassioned speech about the grim future awaiting the person who stole his lunch from the congressional fridge.” #lunchbagart #brownbagart #art #congress #government #lunchthief #philibuster #givemesomethingtobelievein

When your human is the worst and won’t share her lunch you have to cry softly and stare her down 🙄 #mood #dramadog #gooberhound #lunchthief 🐶

Someone keeps stealing my food at work, so I decided to mess with them. After a week, my lunch thief has now stollen my fake lunch. I win. #youmadbro? #lunchthief