#lumpies

I’m often asked by photographers on where is best to photograph in Tasmania. This is a small list of photographic locations that I’d recommend checking out while in Tasmania. I’m aware that there is many locations missing from this list but that’s because I’m yet to photograph them so will update the list accordingly. Also most of these locations should suit most people as they’re quite…

Alex: This summer is gonna be filled with so much Lumpy, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to Handel it.

Mara: Let's make a Liszt of things we should do this summer!

Alex: We should wait til we both get Bach though.

Mara: Sure sure but if i knew in advance what kinda stuff we'll be doing, i could arrive with the appropriate Schumann.

Alex: I might get a job Chopin wood so I might be busy, but we'll work something out.

Mara: You're gonna be a lumberjack? Have you gone completely Mendelssohn?

Alex: Well, it would certainly Beethoven cleaning, that's for sure.

Alex: Also, we have to go swimming so I can hook up with a hot lifeguard and finally get my hands on some Dvorak.

Mara: As long as we stop at Moe's on the way. I heard they just redecorated, and there ain't nothing better than Mozart.

Alex: I like Moe's, but I heard Starbucks has this new Tchaikovsky I've been meaning to try.

Mara: Damn you! I was just about to do tchaikovsky. We could go to gold club and watch the strippers tchaikovsky their clothes!

Alex: Lololol. Well, all I care about is if the strippers take off their Brahms.

Mara: Absolutely. I will Bruckner refusal about that.

Alex: Forewarning: if a stripper comes onto me, imma Mahler.

Mara: Dude, if strippers come on to ME, ima Rachmaninoff if you know what i mean.

Alex: I ain't about to be playa Haydn, it's all gravy baby.

Mara: Good because i'm Verdi excited about this!

Alex: Hell yeah, I'm gonna hop on Debussy and go straight home now to prepare.

Mara: Pet the lumpy and kick back with some nice raspberry Schubert.

Alex: I'm gonna Ravel in summertime fun, I tell you what.