Mar 2, 2025
Poor Mario
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Poor Mario
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Now I’m thinking about it in the context of the movie. What if, immediately after the battle, as soon as the happy family moment is over, DK just fucking shoves Mario out of the way and starts hitting on Luigi? Like an old classic cartoon skit?
i spent a little too long on this but bless your galaxy brain, anon 🙏✨
(captions in the alt text, but if you just wanna read the dialogue by itself, it’ll be under the cut:
We got donkuigi and bowuigi folks take your pick(both is also an option)
The boyfriends in Mario Kart World(and yoshi I guess but whatever)
what? you thought I'd stop talking my bois? WRONG
The unneeded sequel
Cat Luigi: Ah! Dk! I have somewhere to be! Please let me go
DK: *holding luigi against him while messing with his hair* Oooh! Me Dk! Me monkey! Me no speak human language! *continues*
*big old footsteps that get louder and louder*
Cat Bowser: *walks past the bushes and walks up to the cuddlely duo*
Cat Luigi and DK: *stares in shock*
Cat Bowser: Heheh....Meow~
Cat Luigi and DK: (Oh NO He's Hooot!)
Based on this old post:
https://www.tumblr.com/dkfan07142/757954369606107136/bias-go-crazy?source=share
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Lukong my beloved
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Happy Pride Month!
and also Deltarune today! Yay! I'll try to post about that and undertale along with my usual silly posts
Now I've seen a lot of people talk about bowuigi and mariokong, and mareach, and more. But I got another ship to add. Sure they interact like never, but just look at how dk looks at luigi, and just imagine their dynamic it'd be so dumb and sweet.....anyone got any names for this ship?