May 9, 2022
Luke: Simeon, am I ugly?
Simeon: What nonsense! I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful angel in the world!
*meanwhile*
Mammon: Lucifer, am I ugly?
Lucifer: Very much.
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Luke: Simeon, am I ugly?
Simeon: What nonsense! I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful angel in the world!
*meanwhile*
Mammon: Lucifer, am I ugly?
Lucifer: Very much.
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Solomon: *on the phone* Hi, I'd like to order a cake.
Person on the phone: Alright, and what would you like the cake to say?
Solomon: *covers phone speaker and whispers to Luke* Do we want a talking cake?
Solomon: [drawing a pentagram on the floor]
Luke: What are you doing?
Solomon: You told me to satanize the house.
Luke: I SAID SANITIZE, SOLOMON.
Luke: you have no idea what i'm capable of!
Beel: don't take it personally, but i feel like i'm being threatened by a cupcake
Simeon: I am going to need you to swear-
Solomon: Fuck.
Luke: [Gasps]
Simeon: ...swear as in promise.
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Satan: Why do you guys like being in the rain?
Luke: I like splashing in the puddles!
Belphie: I’m trying to get hit by lightning
Luke: I must tell Simeon how delicious these candies are-
Beel: Luke, what are you eating?
Luke: [chews faster]
Beel: WHAT ARE YOU EATING??
Simeon: what do we do when we feel sad?
MC: we hug a dog!
Simeon: correct!
Simeon & MC: [hugs Luke]
Luke: HEY!