May 9, 2022
Luke: Simeon, am I ugly?
Simeon: What nonsense! I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful angel in the world!
*meanwhile*
Mammon: Lucifer, am I ugly?
Lucifer: Very much.
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Luke: Simeon, am I ugly?
Simeon: What nonsense! I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful angel in the world!
*meanwhile*
Mammon: Lucifer, am I ugly?
Lucifer: Very much.
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Barbatos: Welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Simeon: B-bees...?
Barbatos: HE HAS ACCEPTED THE BEES
Simeon: W-wait! That's not-
Solomon: [runs out of the kitchen with a jar of bees]
Simeon: WAIT-
Solomon, kicks the door open: SIMEON-
Simeon: shh! luke is asleep right now!
Solomon, whispering: sorry
Simeon, whispering: what's wrong?
Solomon, whispering: there's a fire in our kitchen right now
Simeon: I am going to need you to swear-
Solomon: Fuck.
Luke: [Gasps]
Simeon: ...swear as in promise.
Simeon: I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you
MC: [checks their bag]
MC: simeon? this is a 10 page letter
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Simeon: what do we do when we feel sad?
MC: we hug a dog!
Simeon: correct!
Simeon & MC: [hugs Luke]
Luke: HEY!
Simeon: What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
MC: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Simeon: Alright, love you too, I’ll just ask Luke then
[texting]
MC: jsksddjsk
Simeon: MC, what is that?
MC: a keyboard smash
Simeon: How do I do it?
MC: just press anything!
Simeon: e