Don't You Dare

Honestly, I get that Evie isn't Evie. But I think if Maria Bello had been just as sexy with Brendan Fraser we all would have died because she’s not Rachel Weisz and that would be cheating. Also, Rick and Evie have been married for 20 years by this instalment, it couldn’t have been exactly the same. But at the same time the couple is still sexy AF. Everything is so well rehearsed between RickXEvie, her aversion to guns doesn’t really make sense, but everything the couple does is still for each other and so wonderfully attractive to the other. Also, Rachel Weisz liked the script but was pregnant at the time and encouraged the producers to make it without her. Think on that for a bit. There are so many references to the first two films, that, for me, it’s kind of like coming home and having a whole bunch of inside jokes with your friends that you’ve known for years.

Like: Alex finds Charles Bembridge’s BODY!!

And then we have these:

What we’re all thinking – “May the bugger actually stay dead!”

Johnathan now owns a night club named Imhotep's and still thinks he’s the greatest thing

Rick being needlessly aggressive towards harmless things. “Bite on this.” And then Evie DOES

(BRENDAN FRASER”S beautiful blue eyes. so expressive).

The infamous greeting punch

Jonathan finally gets his chance to stay at the fort and reconnoitre.

“Not my car!”

Rick calling Jonathan John for the first time, like he only really started to respect him after he saved Evelyn’s life.

Like father like son: Alex: “I'm willing to go on a little faith.”

Sarcastic but Observant John:

Alex and Jonathan’s relationship:

John’s knowledge that he’s always part of the family

Reminiscent of The Mummy Returns featuring Greedy John

Evie and her inappropriately timed intellectual discussions

Baseball Bat hitting a mummy/golf motif

“Tougher scrapes than this.”

“Next time I say; we’ve had worse. I mean THIS.”

Tossing a gun at a mummy horde once said gun is out of bullets

Supporting each other at all times

Holding hands at all times

Rick hot for Evie because she isn’t stereotypical damsel in distress

reluctant Rick

Jonathan’s cowardice

“Do you want to know what heaven looks like?”

And the nose thing

‘The Osiris Child’ Trailer Teases an Old School Sci-Fi Epic!! Check It Out!! #DanielMacPherson, #IsabelLucas, #LukeFord, #RachelGriffiths, #TeaganCroft, #TheOsirisChild, #KellanLutz

Synopsis – Set in the future in a time of interplanetary colonization, an unlikely pair race against an impending global crisis and are confronted by the monsters that live inside us all.

Directed – Shane Abbess

Starring – Kellan Lutz, Daniel MacPherson, Isabel Lucas

Check out the trailer: