The Mummy 3 - I Donât Get What Youâre All Complaining About
Honestly, I get that Evie isn't Evie. But I think if Maria Bello had been just as sexy with Brendan Fraser we all would have died because sheâs not Rachel Weisz and that would be cheating. Also, Rick and Evie have been married for 20 years by this instalment, it couldnât have been exactly the same. But at the same time the couple is still sexy AF. Everything is so well rehearsed between RickXEvie, her aversion to guns doesnât really make sense, but everything the couple does is still for each other and so wonderfully attractive to the other. Also, Rachel Weisz liked the script but was pregnant at the time and encouraged the producers to make it without her. Think on that for a bit. There are so many references to the first two films, that, for me, itâs kind of like coming home and having a whole bunch of inside jokes with your friends that youâve known for years.
Like: Alex finds Charles Bembridgeâs BODY!!
And then we have these:
What weâre all thinking â âMay the bugger actually stay dead!â
Johnathan now owns a night club named Imhotep's and still thinks heâs the greatest thing
Rick being needlessly aggressive towards harmless things. âBite on this.â And then Evie DOES
(BRENDAN FRASERâS beautiful blue eyes. so expressive).
The infamous greeting punch
Jonathan finally gets his chance to stay at the fort and reconnoitre.
âNot my car!â
Rick calling Jonathan John for the first time, like he only really started to respect him after he saved Evelynâs life.
Like father like son: Alex: âI'm willing to go on a little faith.â
Sarcastic but Observant John:
Alex and Jonathanâs relationship:
Johnâs knowledge that heâs always part of the family
Reminiscent of The Mummy Returns featuring Greedy John
Evie and her inappropriately timed intellectual discussions
Baseball Bat hitting a mummy/golf motif
âTougher scrapes than this.â
âNext time I say; weâve had worse. I mean THIS.â
Tossing a gun at a mummy horde once said gun is out of bullets
Supporting each other at all times
Holding hands at all times
Rick hot for Evie because she isnât stereotypical damsel in distress
reluctant Rick
Jonathanâs cowardice
âDo you want to know what heaven looks like?â
And the nose thing
Fucking plus: Sensual marriage


















