Arthurian Knights as explained by Moi
got confused for someones wife once
everyone is a little gay for Lancelot
was roofied twice by the same woman
his real name is Galahad don’t ask why it’s complicated
like even gayer for Lancelot then everyone else
played matchmaker for Ginover and Lancelot
basically had a poly-relationship with Lancelot and Ginover for a while
I’m serious they had a symbolic wedding & he kept Lancelot company in bed when Ginover couldn’t make it
the product of Lancelot getting roofied
has virginity powered chivalry skills
thinks he’s better then you (& propably is cause that’s his job)
yes he’s named after his dad because names in Arthurian legends aren’t confusing enough if you only use them once
was raised as a girl cause his mom didn’t want him to become a knight
too good for this world, too pure
keeps being low-key sexually harassed by women
very uncomfortable with being nude
managed to be married for weeks before realising that sex is a thing he and his wife might wanna try
his greatest weakness is being socially awkward
said he would want to be a young maiden & seduce Lancelot once
is obliged to defend women as a consequence of very bad life choices
smooched a knight he was staying with- three days in a row
wanted to sex everything when he was younger
got tricked into marrying a woman that basically cursed him with never being able to sleep with anyone else once
also got married to a woman who schooled people on woman’s rights in another legend
