(Disclaimer: only one of the fanegos here belongs to me. I created Cruz as a gift for @sammys-magical-au ; if you’d like to learn more about him, go here. EldritchPlier belongs to the Markiplier Cinematic Universe.)
(Trigger Warnings: blood/gore, knives/blades, descriptions of cult activity, technical aquaphobia/thalassophobia, strong language. Please let me know if I missed anything.)
(Note: Cruz, much like irl Lixian, is Portuguese. That’s reflected in a bit of his dialogue in this story, which I personally used DeepL for. Pay the site a visit if you’d like to translate that dialogue for yourself. As of right now I can only speak English and a bit of Spanish, so I do apologize if the phrasing is a bit off, but this still seems much better than Google Translate.)
(One more thing: if you’d like to use distorted fonts like the ones you’ll be seeing in this story, go here.)
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January 30th, 2026
The Bleeding has reached Earth.
It never has before, and this instance is only due to a very strange technicality.
It’s not enough to bathe the planet, not enough to raise the ocean’s levels, not enough for all the rich red to turn the water from blue to the color of an oozing bruise, not enough to metamorphose the salty foam into veils of sinew that would writhe and pulse and spread every time the waves they rode crashed down and then rose back up again.
There won’t even be enough for a crimson river to wind its churning coils around any part of the planet like a thin, simple, breathing ribbon.
There are only going to be a few droplets seeping into this mortal plane here and there, and the ripples that flee from them when they land are only going to last a few minutes, only going to spread so far until they’re forced to settle down into nothingness again.
But that’s just fine.
The droplets can only be considered droplets by the things who cause The Bleeding.
The same things who are so impossible, so enormous in the sense of both flesh and influence that they can hold an entire galaxy between their teeth the same way humans can with a single grain of salt.
And, just like those humans and those grains of salt, no matter how vast those things are, no matter how indifferent they are, they still have the precision in their jaws to not crush all those tiny, insignificant, spinning spheres covered in even tinier and even more insignificant populations.
All those communities of beings who are none-the-fucking-wiser as they go about with their religions and politics and hobbies and whatever else compels them to just keep pretending that existence has actual meaning, or that anything they do honestly matters.
Of course, those things don’t hold so much life between their teeth all the time. They’ve got other stuff to deal with. (Not that it’s any of your damn business, since your head would probably explode if they so much as breathed on you the wrong way.)
Most of the time, those things simply exist all around the barriers.
They brush up against those barriers as they swim or soar or fight or dance—and that causes vague outlines to stretch and ripple across the other sides.
Sometimes that causes a few stars here and there to move, blurring the details of certain constellations.
Sometimes that causes dark clouds to suddenly swell and then rupture with rain and lightning in a brilliant, horrible type of birth.
And sometimes…sometimes the edges of those sheathes that get to be called “skies” just so happen to catch along the things living just behind them, just behind reality.
Sometimes those edges are sharp enough to slice through flesh. The resulting cuts are minor, and they’ll heal themselves, but they still opened up in the first place, and they’ll still be there for a little while.
They’ll be pulsing.
They’ll be causing floods in some dimensions; they’ll barely stain others.
But in the latter case, it’s still happening. And that means it’s still just enough to matter.
Cruz keeps a quick step as he stalks past the velvet seats. He’s up on the very back row, having just climbed one of the narrow staircases that flank either side. He has a bucket tucked awkwardly under one arm.
He’s already set up a few others at different points of Screen Six—some on the steps, some between the lower seats. They come in a variety of shapes and sizes. The one he has now is the tallest, so, not quite as wide as some of the others. But he double-checked each of them a little while ago, and none of them have any cracks or holes.
None of them pose a risk of leaking; it doesn’t matter how much any of them wind up catching. Hell, they could all just catch enough for a single handful, and that’ll be just fine.
Once he reaches the opposite side of the back row, he sets the final bucket down at the top of the second staircase before trotting down.
The Drowned Moon follows a strictly nocturnal schedule. If the sun is out, then no movies will be played, no customers served. The theater is only ever open for business when the sky finally becomes dotted with hundreds of thousands of tiny, glinting pits that somehow manage to keep the regular darkness from completely swallowing everything up.
Out of habit, Cruz fishes his phone from one of the pockets in his black jeans. Like a soldier called to attention, the device immediately sparks to life, beaming too bright in the darkness of the theater; the digital clock at the top of the screen reads 1:13 AM.
Alright, fine, maybe nighttime is technically the wrong word here, but it’s still plenty dark outside. In fact, this theater has a reputation for operating right until the break of dawn, and that shifts in-time with how the seasons can shorten or lengthen the days.
And yet, tonight is a rare exception to that rule. Cruz is the only one present in the theater right now. All the other screens apart from Screen Six are vacant for the most part.
The only human present, at least.
(The thralls used to count as humans, and they do still look the part, but ever since Plier lured them into his clutches…They’re usually roaming the halls, performing menial tasks to help keep this place up, but not tonight. Last Cruz saw, they were cramming themselves into one of the storage closets to cower, the ever-present smiles on their faces only twitching at the corners while oily tears leaked from their dull, staring eyes.)
There’s a small blur of movement in his peripheral vision, and then a small, red dot is staining his phone’s screen, having landed with a barely-audible plop.
The dot quivers, then starts running down along the glass, leaving a wet smear in its wake, just like a raindrop on a car window.
Cruz raises his head to see more little droplets falling from the ceiling. He can hear more plops and plicks around the theater. He can feel some splash onto his mask—a lucky one even manages to land right on one of the little protective lenses wedged into the eyeholes, somewhat obscuring his vision on the left side.
He imagines the other droplets seeping down along the curves of the black, bird-esque beak that shields his mouth, staining the ribbons of gold paint on one side until they match the scarlet paint on the other.
He glances down at his robe. The grayish-blue fabric is slowly but surely being speckled and splotched with red, like his arms and shoulders are littered with cuts. He’s not worried; he’s had enough experience with it, he knows it’ll wash out when the time comes.
The pattern of the droplets is uneven—few and far between, closer to a light drizzle than a storm. Even if it wasn’t, even if it was coming down enough to form macabre puddles in between the rows of seats and wash over the tops of his shoes, his robe isn’t long enough to touch the floor.
But if it was, he can already imagine how the hem would get soaked in red, how the stains would appear to be creeping up to his waist, maybe even all the way to his chest, as the fabric absorbed the thick, rich liquid.
He can hear a soft rumble working its way through Screen Six—that’s something you’d find at every movie theater, of course. The difference here is that there’s no movie to be played, no reason for the hidden speakers to buzz with quiet roars that send vibrations all through the seats.
The screens in The Drowned Moon have all sorts of weird quirks, even when Plier isn’t around to manipulate them to his liking.
Cruz reaches the last step, then makes his way over to the very first row, checking on the mirrors that have been strategically wedged along the seats. Like the buckets, he bought them with variety in mind.
Although he has to admit: he’s not quite sure why Plier had encouraged him to set them up for this. He knows that glass was an excellent conductor for certain rituals, and mirrors can be quite versatile tools as long as you know what you’re doing.
He knows he’ll want to collect some of the blood tonight, to have a stash for future projects. He already knows a few tricks that involve certain types of blood and mirrors, but Plier just hadn’t given him a specific reason.
“Ỉ̛͖͙ͦ gu̫̤ͤ͊͘e̎s͗s̾ͯ̂ y͜͞o͟ű̷̬͓͢'_̸ͭll̨̯̤͆͟͢ s͇ȇ͆ȩ̷̛͕͂͂ f̡̣̿o͝ṟ̶̢̺̀̆̍ y̬̓ͪ͝o̱u͈̾_͈͆͂͜r̿s͖͊e̡̺̥ͨl͉̖̔͋fͨ,” he’d chuckled, wicked tusks gleaming as his maw stretched into a sly, excited grin.
Plier isn’t here tonight—not fully here, at least.
Glancing up, up, up, Cruz can see a strange light beaming through the projection port.
It's blistering and sulfurous in color, like an ember taken from the firepit to be nestled into the fresh cavity of a cadaver’s chest.
Cruz recognizes the eye. He’s seen it so many times before, though he’s used to seeing alongside all fifteen of the others. Just a few hours ago, he’d watched as Plier plucked that eye from one of the several sockets lining his face, watched as that eye had melted into the wall at Plier’s silent command. Then, the abomination had given him a wink, along with a sarcastic warning to be on his best behavior, before vanishing into the crushing darkness of his lair in Screen Zero.
And now, Plier is somewhere that Cruz, despite all his practice and tenacity, could simply never follow.
Whatever route he’d taken, Plier is now in the same area as one of the original wounds, close enough to touch, close enough to tear at it. He’s been able to feel the first few drops, to watch as the leaking red transitions from a stream to a river to a tsunami.
He gets to dive right into the heart of it, and now he’s celebrating. Swimming and writhing and laughing and screaming alongside whatever other creatures were able to travel to the same place.
He’ll probably let himself float or sink into the flood a few times here and there, if he finds himself needing some grounding from all the excitement.
He’ll probably get into some good ritual fights, depending on whoever is brave or stupid enough to approach him with a challenge.
(And even when those fights settle down, Cruz knows there’ll still be a few participants lining up specifically to get Plier’s jaws clamped around them, or get raked by his talons. Contributing your own blood is just another part of this event, after all. Besides, Plier is a big name in certain dimensions, commanding terror in most, but earning excited admiration in others)
Cruz lightly shakes his head, smirking under his mask as he offers a wave. The eye flickers in return.
See for himself? Sure, he’ll bite.
He shrugs off his robe, draping it over one of the nearby seats. He kicks off his shoes, peels off his socks, and tucks them under that same seat. He reaches up to fidget with the straps of his mask. When it comes to rituals like this, the mask has to stay on at all times.
Despite the anxiety crawling along his spine, he knows it won’t slip off, won’t be damaged beyond repair, if at all. The mask just has a way of staying with him, only ever budging when he decides to remove it himself.
Cruz turns on his heel, now facing the screen. Similarly to how the ceiling is dripping, he can just make out something glistening and wet around the thin crevices between the screen and the walls. He can see it bubbling in the corners, but the screen isn’t moving.
Not yet, anyway.
He reaches down to the leather holster strapped to his thigh. He fishes out his old reliable: a gut-hook skinner knife with the handle stained a lovely shade of blue. The blade itself is small, but it’s been freshly sharpened.
So sharp, in fact, that it takes a few long seconds for Cruz to actually feel anything as he drives the tip into the lower half of his palm.
A small hiss of pain seeps out through clenched teeth, but it’s fine. It's rare for rituals, even the smaller ones, to not require any blood from whoever is running said ritual. He’s done this so many times before; his hands are almost always cloaked in gauze and bandages, and changing out those dressings has just become another part of his morning routine.
Cruz wipes down his knife, slips it back into its holster with a mental note to wash it later. He stares at the fresh cut, watching as his blood starts welling up and oozing out. The cut isn’t deep enough for it to spray, to leave Cruz in any kind of danger.
His other hand reaches over, gently prodding and squeezing around the wound to coax more out.
Soon enough, Cruz is tapping his fingers against the wound, making sure each one is sufficiently smeared with red. By now, a small puddle is starting to form in his palm, and he knows he’s as ready as can be.
“Sou um livro de sangue, não sou?” He murmurs to himself, letting out a dark chuckle as he presses his hands against the screen.
He takes a deep breath, holds it firmly in his chest until it starts to burn, then exhales.
He lowers his head to signal cautious respect, and begins chanting in a hushed voice.
The incantation is a specific one, meant just for extra-special occasions like The Bleeding. Despite all his practice and experience, his brain refuses to let him comprehend most of the words. His lungs burn as they cycle out air for the words to be carried on, almost like they're repulsed to be supporting him while he does this.
But he still goes through the script, again and again and again.
Plier had spent a lot of time last week helping him memorize this formula, ensuring that his mind would be properly prepared for the worst of it when the time was right.
He drums his fingers against the vinyl, smearing his blood in curling splotches.
It takes a moment or two, but he blinks, and those splotches look larger than before.
They keep growing from there.
A low, warm, wet gurgling sound mixes itself into the screen’s rumble.
Soon enough, the stain is spreading all the way to either side, lapping at the metallic frame, filling up the display as though it’s an enormous canvas.
Cruz watches, heart racing as he feels his fingers slip—no. He feels his fingers sink.
He experimentally pushes his hands forward, equal amounts of dread and awe weaving through his head as the red rises around the base of his knuckles.
Moments ago, the screen was stiff and unyielding as ever. The vinyl is old, sure, but it’s well-maintained.
The vinyl isn’t there anymore…
Without thinking, Cruz takes a small step back. He pulls his hands out—they’re both shrouded in glistening, dripping red. Think strings are hanging between each of his fingers, almost resembling the webs of some amphibious creature.
The gurgling sound is getting so much louder now. Cruz glances around the screen, realizing that the blood is now starting to churn in on itself, stirring up small, twisting waves.
All this time, his drenched hands have only been hovering a few inches away from the screen. That’s apparently close enough for some of the blood to surge out, splashing the front of Cruz’s body.
And as it reaches to coat his hands once again, he quickly notices how it isn’t dripping off this time. Instead, it hides his digits entirely, spreading over his knuckles, his bandages, soon coiling around his wrists. He doesn’t feel pressure or any dull pain, not in the way he would if another person had grabbed him like this.
But the blood is warm, and it’s soaking his hands in that strange, wavering weight that all liquids seem to carry.
The unmistakable stench of copper and iron has been filtering through the air of Screen Six since the drizzle began, but now it’s rolling over Cruz in invisible clouds, nearly hot as dryer exhaust.
Cruz’s breathing is shaky now, coming out in rapid, hitching gasps. He’s trying to rein it in, trying to remind himself of all the other horrific little things he’s done in his career, but this is still just so different. This is so profoundly wrong, even if unhinged excitement and morbid fascination are putting up a decent fight against his natural, human fear.
Then, the viscous bindings around his hands quiver, and they retreat back into the screen, tugging him closer. Now he’s in up to his elbows, feeling his fingers wriggle and spasm, desperate to hold onto something.
But he can’t find anything solid under the surface. He just feels more and more blood.
He feels another tug around his arms, and he has just enough time to draw one more deep breath.
By some miracle, he doesn’t immediately waste that breath on a scream when he’s yanked off his feet, engulfed head-first. For a second or two, he’s vaguely aware of the air rushing past his waist and legs as he kicks frantically. But all the heat and liquid weight surround him in no time at all, and his thin frame is swallowed up in its entirety.
Beneath the surface, wild currents are fighting over Cruz like children fighting over a toy. He’s being tossed and lashed all around, back and forth, up and down, forbidden from finding any sort of balance.
Despite it all, some part of his mind is aware of how the skin on his face is staying dry. He feels his black hair twisting around his head, inviting the blood to grope at his scalp. He feels some of it work its way into his ears. The smell is all but palpable right now—he can feel it clogging his nostrils, coating his mouth with the taste of salt and copper and iron and life and death.
And yet, the blood is pointedly avoiding any section of him that’s under his mask.
At some point, when his lungs feel like a pair of oil-soaked paper bags on the verge of popping, his head manages to break the surface. He doesn’t find any balance here, though—the screen has shifted into a violent whirlpool by now, and Cruz is still being spun, caught in the waves that shove him along in their swirling, crashing path.
One of his hands catches along the screen’s frame, and his grip is vice-like as he pulls himself forward. When he’s close enough, he raises his other hand out of the blood and locks it onto the frame as well, leaning over it, huffing and puffing as his head spins.
He’s not sure how long he stays like this, but the current keeps tugging at him, still excited to play with him. And it’s not like he’s even opposed to this—his adrenaline is reaching heights it never has before. He’s happy to be experiencing this, to be welcomed into an event like this. But right now, with how his head and his chest are flaring with aches and vertigo, he knows there’s an all-too serious risk of him either passing out at best, or vomiting anything he’s eaten since yesterday at worst. And he really, really would rather not drown or contaminate the blood with bile, so he just needs a quick break.
When the nausea finally seems to die down in his system, he braces himself and releases his grip, getting dragged and splashed and borderline waterboarded all over again.
His head dips below the surface a few more times, and despite how the blood muffles everything around him like water…he still starts to hear things each time.
He hears voices, some singing and laughing and raving with frenzied prayers, some screaming and crying and begging for it all just to stop. He can make out a few words, but most of them are set in very much non-English (or non-Portuguese, for that matter) languages.
One voice stands out among the clamor—even if its words are still foreign, Cruz can recognize it. Deep and jagged around the edges, lined with fangs and tusks sharp and strong enough to slice through the very air. It’s set in a tone that makes one part of Cruz feel grounded and praised, makes him want to just smile and laugh never stop listening, while another part of him wants to pluck out his eyeballs and bash his head against a wall until there’s nothing left but a bloody pulp dotted with bits of skull and teeth and brains.
Plier sounds like he’s in a similar boat. His voice is laced with ecstasy and agony, accentuated by a chorus of splashing and roaring and gurgling.
And all at once, Plier’s voice and the voices of the many are fading away, sinking back into silence.
After that, the blood all around Cruz begins to slow, its current unwinding until he’s left to just float, arms and legs trailing along, just bobbing on the surface as he stares at nothing until the blood realizes he’s still there and spits him out.
He collapses onto the floor just below the screen with a heavy, slippery thud—he knows he’ll be feeling that the next day, but he can’t register it right now.
Every inch of muscle in his body is softly screaming, wracked with a dull, burning ache that almost feels like it’s buzzing along his spine and his ribs.
He lies on his side for a few long minutes, a red puddle spreading below him, unable to focus on anything but his breathing. Eventually, he props himself up on his elbows, and his arms are shaking under his weight, like his bones have melted down into a mass of jelly.
A gnawing, pinching sensation is groping around deep in his stomach, eliciting groans and growls so loud that they seem to be shaking him up from the inside.
He crawls over to the seat where he left his shoes and robe, dragging his phone out from one of the pockets. The glowing screen greets him with a clock that reads 3:52 AM.
His mouth drops open behind his mask. He knows he tends to get really caught up in certain projects, but it honestly felt like he’d gotten a near-reverse-baptism for only five or ten minutes.
Then again, that would certainly explain just how raw his current exhaustion is.
Setting the device down, he heaves himself up to sit on his haunches, pulling his arms over his head to stretch. He fidgets with the soaked mess of his hair, wringing it out into the bucket he’d left below the screen, adding to the decent amount of blood it’s already holding.
Cruz leans against the screen’s bottom frame. He’s finally caught his breath by now, but he’s still working up the energy to get to his feet and head to the hallway outside, to the shower hidden away behind a false wall in the men’s restroom. (He knows he’s already collected enough blood, so he’s not worried about scrubbing the crimson from his skin.) Then he’ll have to get some breakfast and clean up the gory puddles left in his wake if the thralls are still too scared to come out of hiding…
His train of thought screeches to a halt as his focus lands on the mirrors.
They’re all dripping and stained, courtesy of all his splashing and thrashing earlier.
He watches, suddenly transfixed, as those stains shimmer and ripple against the glass. Despite the dim lighting, he can still see his red-tinted reflection.
He sees his reflection warp and waver and stretch…until he’s not looking at himself anymore.
Instead, he’s looking at someone else. He doesn’t recognize them as a past patron of the theater, nor as any of the marks that somehow managed to slip through his plans for past rituals.
Just a complete and total stranger.
Like him, they’re wearing a mask, although it only covers their mouth in draping fabric, leaving their eyes exposed. They’re pacing around a garden, the blades of grass around their feet sparkling with evening dew. They get on their knees, reaching out to start digging through a flower bed. After a few handfuls of dark, rich soil have been tossed to their side, they pause, visibly shivering as a scarlet ichor starts bubbling up from the pit they’ve dug like discharge from an ulcer.
The stranger leans from side to side as they start drawing lines throughout the rest of the soil. The blood keeps rising and soon starts flowing into the little finger-carved pathways. Sooner or later, the blood begins to soak back into the dirt, turning it darker and richer and even seeming to make the flowers looming over it twitch…but not without leaving any of the dug-out sections lined with clusters of crystals like oozy geodes.
Cruz glances at one of the other mirrors, and he’s treated to a similar sight: another stranger—this one rushing through amalgamations of rusted metal and discolored paint that was probably once neon. This stranger has their eyes covered with some kind of layered veil wrapped around their head.
They leap onto the striped platform of a derelict carousel, shuffling past the suspended horses and halting before the pillar at the center, tinkering with a control panel that’s barely hanging on by a thread. But it seems the red seeping out around the corners of the switches and buttons is helping out with that right now.
As the minutes tick by, more and more red can be seen throughout the dead ride, dripping from the canopy, slithering down the metallic rods that impale the horses, sliding all the way down to their hooves, painting their manes and leaking through their eyes and bared teeth.
An awful grinding noise rattles through the air, and the carousel shakes and jerks as its main platform starts to move for what has to be the first time in a decade (at least).
It’s slow and unsteady at first, but now more blood is pouring from the canopy, making some of the old light bulbs strewn about pop and shatter in an imitation of how they were once programmed to blink and twinkle.
Hell, the blood seems to be acting as oil or some other lubricant, because the carousel is suddenly getting faster and faster. It’s almost a blur of motion, widening the red ribbons into veils as they gush. Cruz is sure he catches at least one of the horses moving its legs with a chorus of cracks and snaps as the paint flakes away and the blood replaces it and outlines start to writhe along its arched neck.
Yet another mirror, yet another peek into someone else’s Bleeding celebration. Cruz actually can’t see this particular stranger’s face—the mirror is smaller than the others around it, and so the stranger’s head is obscured in one section where the frame meets the glass. As if to make up for that, the focus is centered on a huge, ornate harp they’re sitting behind.
The stranger starts playing, and Cruz can only imagine the music. But he’s only had the chance to hear a harp a few times in his life, and harps just seem incapable of ever sounding bad.
And as he stares, he sees how thin streaks of viscera are sent flying from the musician’s fingers as they twang at the strings. Some droplets slide down the strings and gather at the harp’s base, where they begin to spread, encouraging the glossy wooden material to take on a colder, paler shade.
Not only that, but now wisps of steam are leaking from the fresh wounds around the musician’s fingers. They shiver through the air, and as the musician keeps playing, those wisps grow into rather large clouds that orbit around the harp like a slow-moving hurricane.
It makes him think about the violin stowed away under his bed in the projection booth.
At that moment, Cruz feels something sharp drag against the back of his mind, soon plummeting down through his neck, then behind his chest, and finally into his stomach.
He glances back and forth between the mirrors, then turns his head to look up at the screen. The churning pool is gone now; the blood has evaporated, and the vinyl has returned. Like nothing supernatural has happened in the first place.
Cruz shuffles in place as he looks at the mirrors again.
Eventually, his eyes drop to the floor, and there’s an odd, prickly feeling at the corners.
He’s not sure what to make of this feeling right now; he’ll get a clue in the future, though.
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While Lunky was both funny and creepy to watch when he first appeared, I didn't really get inspiration from him.
No spoilers in case you haven't seen certain videos, but once Lunky came back with his new design, I got more intrigued. And then, when his friends were introduced as part of an ambush on Mark...
I usually have a hard time keeping my sculptures small, but these ones came out relatively palm-sized.
I actually managed to include Lunky's "stitches" by cutting up bamboo skewers, painting them black, and pushing them in-between his halves before the clay started drying. (Yeah, I know it's hard to see them with how I took the picture. Sorry about that 😅)
(Disclaimer: only one of the characters in this story belongs to me. For more information on Cruz, go here. EldritchPlier belongs to the Markiplier Cinematic Universe.)
(Trigger Warnings: body horror, slight unreality, blood/gore, implied murder/death, descriptions of occultism, strong language. Please let me know if I missed anything.)
(Note: Cruz, much like irl Lixian, is Portuguese. That's reflected in a bit of his dialogue in this story, which I personally used DeepL for. Pay the site a visit if you’d like to translate that dialogue for yourself. As of right now I can only speak English and a bit of Spanish, so I do apologize if the phrasing is a bit off, but this still seems much better than Google Translate.)
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The screens found in an average movie theater could measure to about forty-five-or-so feet wide. While Cruz had never thought to test that out with the thirteen screens here at The Drowned Moon (mainly because he had better things to do), he was sure they were a bit bigger.
Though maybe that just applied to the display in Screen Zero…or, the enormous hole in the wall where said display used to be. That part technically matched its entryway, the wide double-doors having been removed. Just one of many reasons why it was always off-limits to the public. Unless a patron or two had to be lured into it, one way or another.
(And that wasn’t mentioning the times when some incredibly brave or incredibly stupid people decided to hop the velvet ropes and come traipsing down the corridor just to see what would happen. The answers to that question varied, by they all had a common theme of the trespassers never coming back out, so…)
The building looked proportionately huge on the outside, but Cruz had memorized the layout of its interior. And while the back outer wall appeared to be innocently solid, that did not change the fact that aforementioned screen-hole just kept going and going and going into darkness, far beyond what should’ve been the limit. If you stood close enough to it and strained your ears to the point of passing out, you’d even hear faint screams echoing from somewhere within.
(Not that Cruz found himself inside it very often—Screen Zero’s former seating area was one thing, but the hole was where the same monster he’d been working for went to lounge in or seep into other locations through. So unless it was required for a ritual, that’d just be an awkward invasion of privacy.)
Then again, it wasn’t like the size of aforementioned screen-hole-nest really mattered right now, since Plier had been begrudgingly taken on a more human stature the past few days.
His footsteps still sent violent, uneven tremors reverberating through the rest of his lair as he paced along what counted as the hole’s floor and walls. He always tried to keep six limbs out at minimum, and today was no different (despite the fact that it was clearly taking more energy out of him than usual). So his stride was an uncanny clambering, like a tarantula that had taken too many sips from a bottle of thrift-store liquor.
“T̓̓́ͤ͆W͉͓̜͗E̶̹̿̿ͅṆ̠̝͡Ţ̝̲͈̆Y̩͙̾ͭͩ͐-̢̪͚̜̌͋F̶̴̦̣̔͞O̤̗̖͐ͮ̑͟U̢̖͙ͫ̕R̻̬ D̰̩̐̅͑͗A̬͚Y̦͊͌ͣS̿!̨̺̫̿” Plier fumed, raising his second pair of taloned hands to tug at his hair. (Said hair had never been sentient, but strands of it were still lashing and writhing from his scalp like snakes.) “W̭̃e̥'̄vḛ̺ o̡͈ͯnl͖y̙̽ ġ̮o͓̾͂t̺ t͕̓͑ẘ͆è̪ͩn̩̭ͧt́y-̑fo̜͆u͕̅͝r̯ d͙ͮa̪͆͑y͇s̘ͧ͟ b̠̾efͧ̒o͙ŕ̰̔ė T͈͡he̅ B̌lë̬́e̺d̳in̢͜g,͇̰̂ a͗ṉ̒d I STͮI̖͠L̢̄ͣḶ F̱̘̉E͍̔EL L̸̛ͩI̦͊̿K͈E̞̔͛ Ŝ̞H̴̅͠I͖T͎!”
Cruz fidgeted with the jar in his hands and nodded. He’d only had to deal with typical human illnesses in his life, and they’d still felt like complete torture. Having no energy for anything, not being able to sleep or eat or even breathe because your throat and sinuses just kept getting clogged up with muck over and over and over again…
Way back when the contract between them had first been made, he didn’t think outer abominations were even capable of getting sick. But he’d obviously been wrong, and seeing just how nasty whatever Plier contracted was, it put even the worst head-colds or stomach-flues to shame.
So yes, Cruz felt genuine sympathy here, because Plier had proven to be just as much of a friend as a boss, and seeing your friends get sick was even worse than being sick yourself.
…Then again, sometimes those friends could get really damn grating about it.
“Vire o disco e toque o mesmo,” Cruz murmured under his breath.
The tremors stopped.
The lair went silent, save for the loud, sickening crAck that rang out as Plier twisted his neck to glare at his human companion.
Cruz stood his ground, staring back and feeling very grateful for his mask right now. Its vague, black leather beak adorned by stripes of red and gold obscured the way he pursed his lips; the lenses of its eye-holes were tinted just enough to hide how wide his eyes had gotten. The mask was much cooler to look at than an I-have-regrets-and-I-might-just-piss-my-pants face.
(Of course, he knew Plier could see his face through the mask, but if anyone else was here, then they couldn’t, and that was what mattered.)
“Wh̘̓̎̈͌a̡̗̠͍̺t w̸̯̤͐ȧ̛s̀ tͧh͚̺̊̀͐a͆t̤ͧ?̟̖̿͞” Plier hissed, a sinuous tongue flicking in and out between the canines that curled out of his mouth like tusks.
“Nothing,” Cruz replied, rocking back and forth on his heels. It was a bad lie, and he knew Plier knew it was a bad lie…but he was also banking on the fact that Plier was too agitated about something else to really care.
And he was in luck—the monster simply shook his head, rolling all sixteen of his sulfurous eyes as he resumed his pacing.
(Somehow, a bit of humor managed to worm its way through Cruz’s relief. Beings like Plier could speak in languages that humans couldn’t dare learn without mutilating their throats or risk having their brains explode…and yet, some of those beings didn’t know languages like Portuguese. It was almost a bit adorable when you really thought of it.)
“Twenty-four days is still about three weeks. I know time itself doesn’t mean much to you, but that’s still a decent amount,” Cruz ventured. “You’ll more than likely be recovered before we get much closer.”
Plier huffed, his talons carving new lines into the the metal (or what used to be metal; it looked pretty solid, but it pulsed every once-in-a-while) beneath him.
Cruz bit back a sigh, not sure what else he’d expected. “...Can you really not hold still for a minute? You’re making me dizzy.”
A sarcastic chuckle poured through the air like molten lead. “M̀aͨ̀ybe y_̚o̽͜ṳ d͉̟i̓̊̔d̿̔n'ẗ́ͪ c͐͛͜at͉c̭̝͋h͖ͬ̃ t̵h̷̻ĭ̬̐s͛̽, b̭̾ų̟̏t Iͩ'̪̄̓m͍ f̻̊ͣu͕̼̐ck̴̓ing F͝͡R̶̿E̶͆Ḛ͛̚Z͐I̶͇N͇̽G ḣ͉e̡̼̻r̀ͅeͦ̔.̩̺ I͙t̩̃ H̪U̘R͑͞T̠͐͝S̶̗ͨ,́̀ an̰̂̀d iͨ͢t̴'͙͎ll ju̟sͬ̆͜t̷ get wo͙̗̿rse̙͂ i̱̖͊f̭͕̙ I h͑̊̕o̓͢l̮͡d͇̅̐ s̭̎͝ẗ́ị̣lľ͖͠.͐̐͘ B̵̋ͅu̥̘̕t i͋fͤ̎ Iͨ̅͜ ju̎͝st.͜.̬͕͖.kẹe̲p͚̭ͅ.͙..̀mơ̗̺v͉i̒͑n̟g͓͑.ͩͯ.͕͗.ͪ”
Cruz bit his lip, reminded of the first few months he’d spent in America. He’d grown up in a very coastal town back home, so he had NOT been prepared for all the snow and ice and slush and sleet that some states could get every year. He’d hated feeling his fingers slowly go numb, even with gloves on. He’d hated how a dry chill left you feeling stuffy, hated how a humid chill just sank its way through your bones no matter how layered-up you were.
It was a good thing The Drowned Moon was on the outskirts of a Floridian town…
“Y̴ͣoͅū̧̲'̛v͎͜ê̥ NE̸͑V̰̺̌E̗̪͑R̴ b͙̮ẻ_̊en c͋̚o_l̳d l̅i̹͋ke̻ͪ̅ th̰̻̉is͗̃, C̭̏ṟ̴uͪz͕.̳̥̏” Plier continued, his tone growing a bit more hollow than it already was. “Y̏o̷̓u̢̬ dȯ͖ͮn'͛t̥̍ kn̗͒ow w͝hͧ̋a̶t̼̫ cold ŗ̰ͧe͞a̛̯̕l͂ḷ̯͊y̯ i͉ͦͧs͐.”
“I know, I know,” Cruz agreed. Because he knew he didn’t, knew he couldn’t, in the grand scheme of things.
Despite all his movement, brutal shivers wouldn’t stop racing up and down Plier’s form. His teeth were chattering, clicking and shearing together with a noise like knives being sharpened.
Plier could change colors if he wanted or needed, but his most natural shade (as natural as you could get with a creature like him) was close to rusted metal bathed in the flickering glow of a bonfire, as well as the shadows of rabid lunatics dancing around it.
For a recent while, however, that shade had gone pale. It was still foreboding, but now it also resembled raw meat. Freezer-burned raw meat, in all honesty.
His skin typically had a shine to it, like a droplets of gasoline against a blade. Right now, it looked drained and leathery. Sections of it had peeled and cracked, especially around the organic thorns that proudly protruded from Plier’s shoulders, from along his spine, from the top of his head like the tips of a crest or crown…now they were all lined with dried blood as the tissue slowly knitted itself back together.
Blisters had developed along his chest, blackened around the edges. They’d looked firm this morning, but by now, the fleshy bubbles had been torn away, leaving raw craters behind.
(Cruz had already given up on reminding Plier to not claw or scrape at those damn things. Mainly because the pus within had apparently made Plier feel awful enough to scream a long, keening, horrific note for nearly half an hour.)
They weren’t oozy, though; you wouldn’t even have to get too close to see how they were crystallized. Like someone had dug through snow to bring out a handful of geodes, only to turn around and bury them in a rotting carcass.
The worst case was one that had managed to nestle right where Plier’s shoulder met his neck. Even with all of his experience, looking at that mess still made Cruz cringe.
Plier cleared his throat, the awkwardness probably having to fight its way through the chills. “S͉̟̋o,̩ i͡f͌ y̋ou_̦̥'̙̑ͫre̴͘ ŗ͍͚e̩͔á̮ͬl̙̳͈l̛̪͛y t̾hat͑ da_m͇͂ṅ͈ d́i̿ͧzͦzẏ͠͠,͐ͅ tḣ̷̢e̺ͮn̸͙͂ j̶̠ȗ͈ș͕ͨt d̓̄͢on̎'͆ͣ̓t l͆oo̘͍k̡̈́͞ a̳͒̑t͘ m̕̚e͋̃ͯ.ͬ Ý͆ou̾̓'̋ṿe a̼̘͈l̬r͑ȩa̛̜̤d_̻y̓̄ go̬ͨt̰̀ so̎ͤměth͕͑i̮̇ng͟ else t̖͝o̽ f͔ͬ́ocͦu͗͐sͤ o͊n͌́.̨̀̃”
“Touché,” Cruz admitted with a shrug. He made to resume walking, to keep descending the stairway that wrapped around Screen Zero’s seating area. But then he realized that there was a new gap in the silvery-white line he’d been pouring around the perimeter, realized just how light the jar had gotten. “Ah, speak of the devil—be right back.”
He turned on his heel and jogged back up the stairs. The hall beyond Screen Zero’s empty doorway sometimes felt longer than it really needed to be, but it didn’t take too long for Cruz to step into the theater proper.
The air felt much warmer out here; usually, that was quite the opposite. The walls were drenched in various shades of pink, lighter tones and darker tones all seeping into one another like dying blood cells. Sometimes the paint looked like it was actively bubbling or melting, but not today.
(Cruz wasn’t sure if Screen Zero had the same paintjob. Screen Zero was always dimly-lit, if not just entirely dark. Its only illumination tended to be the floor lights that outlined the stairs, unless Plier decided to give off more light himself. And that particular light always made every look like it was being bathed in fire or gore, not leaving much room for other colors.)
The floor was made up of white tiles, speckled with black here and there. Cruz’s footsteps were loud against them as he made his way down the corridor.
Though all the other screen’s doors were closed, noise still leaked out through them, slowly but surely stirring a cacophony into the air. No other humans were here (The Drowned Moon would be closed until Plier got better), but that didn’t mean movies couldn’t play. Plier had eyes and ears in the projection booths, so that was one way to keep himself entertained.
There were huge, framed posters hanging proudly between each of the screens, but only a few of them were equipped with a secret compartment.
Plier didn’t always lay out specific plans for his work—chaos really was just in the nature of things like him—but after he’d gotten his claws on this place, he’d wasted no time setting up hidey-holes everywhere for equipment.
Under the floor, the ticket booths in the lobby, in the darkest corners of the concession counter’s cabinets (even though that had led to a terrifying incident when a tupperware container of demon puss had been put too close to the butter bottles and wound up in the popcorn machine…).
But his favorite place by far was the walls.
Cruz got to the furthest frame on the left, one that was displaying a poster for 28 Years Later. It took a bit of tugging, but he coaxed it to swing out on a well-camouflaged hinge. The inside looked almost like the shelves of a pantry, lined with a plethora of vials and boxes.
After a moment of scanning, he found a glass jar that was identical to the one he’d already used up, filled with a mixture of salt, herbs, and the powdery remains of pulverized human bones.
He tucked it under one arm, heaved the poster-frame back into place, then headed back over to Screen Zero.
Plier was still pacing…in a sense. Apparently he’d gotten cold enough to start doing rapid somersaults, going back and forth like an eldritch ping-pong ball, muttering to himself all the while.
“Ho̟ͬͯw̟ m̜u̇c͖͓͢h lo̖n͜geͭ͞r͝ iͥ͟s̾ th͙̯͜ä́t̴͔͡ s̰ͫ̃tu̷ff̥̱ g̴͍͂oͩ̾͘nna̿ tͭa̙ͧͭke̴̲͐ tō̥̣ h̅ͥe̻a̪t̬̞̋ û̂pͭ?” He glanced over as Cruz approached, getting right back to pouring the protective dust, right back where he’d left off.
Cruz paused, estimating in his head, envisioning the instructions printed on the side of a bottle that proudly proclaimed, Instant Geyser! Just Add Water and Warmth! He’d popped it into the microwave that sat at one corner of the projection booth up above (what could he say? If you were playing movies, you might as well get to have some popcorn).
“…About three more minutes, maybe?” He guessed.
Plier let out a groan that sounded like a cheese-grater being stuffed into a malfunctioning garbage disposal.
“Hey, don’t blame me! It was the only one left at Phi-and-Dime; the employees said something happened with the next shipment.”
Plier clicked his tongue (probably slicing a brand new fork into it in the process), but went otherwise quiet.
That left Cruz to tend to the temporary barrier. He was almost done; the starting point had been left at about the center of the floor beneath the screen-hole. Once the line he’d been pouring was whole, nothing in here would leak out into the rest of the theater. It was far from the first time Cruz had done something like this—drawing lines was a cornerstone of most rituals.
He turned his wrist here and there, making sure that the glinting substance spilled out onto the right spots.
Soon enough, he was right beside the screen-hole, able to actually feel the chills as they radiated off of his monstrous business partner. They seeped into his skin, made it feel like a particularly nasty ice cream headache was pounding at the back of his skull.
But he held firm, kept walking. He was getting closer to the end. Just a bit more, then this task would be done and he could focus on his other assignments.
“.̯..I̴͕ cån̤̮̱'͋t mis̸͂ͭs͖̯ͤ i̳ͣ̈ț͎ͤ.ͣ͡ͅ.̃͜.̞͔̇”
The softness in Plier’s voice surprised Cruz. Sure, Plier’s hunting strategies were usually about guile and bribing and occasional hypnosis, so of course he had to keep an even, inviting tone a lot of the time.
But this was different.
His voice still echoed, but it was shaky.
Worried.
Cruz looked away from the line to see that the monster had finally stopped moving. For the most part; he was coiled into a ball, rocking back and forth.
“Tẖ̓e B̷̷lee_d̞̒in̐̔g̸̀̃.͐ͯ..̺̐ͬi̙͐t͓̎ ơͨ͑nl̎ͤy h̼a̖ͮͅp͉̍̉p͉̥ͩeͬ̿͝n͚̈́ś̥ o͝n̥ĉe eve_r̽y̲̫ f̥̈́̃o̼̩͆űͬrte̺ͥͤè̬n̒͢_-̈́̈́tͤͅh̳͆oͣuș_̛a͚̒n͚d̮͋ y̷̡̗ea͓_̎rs͎̑ͭ,” Plier went on, his tone dropping even lower, even quieter.
A new shiver raced up Cruz’s spine, soon spreading through his ribs.
Plier had regaled him with many stories about his escapades in places outside of the human world. From casual bargaining to strategic conquests…to certain events.
The Bleeding fell under that last category.
From how he’d described it, there was a chance that even Plier wasn’t entirely sure what is was all about, but it still so obviously important to him.
He’d sounded so happy, so energized, so impacted whenever he’d recall it in whispers that crackled through the theater’s foundation.
As its title suggested, The Bleeding was a very, very special ceremony for blood.
There were seams in the fabric of reality, exposing sections of flesh belonging to creatures even larger and more impossible than Plier and his peers and rivals alike.
And, for whatever reason, once in a very great while, those seams would be slashed. Lacerations would open up.
And blood would spill out.
Just a little at first, but as time went on, it would grow into a steady river, and then into a raging flood that would pour through multiple dimensions at once. (It’d never reached Earth before, and likely wouldn’t this year. There was no way that wasn’t some kind of coincidence.)
Many creatures feared it, as they rightly should have.
But many others, for their own reasons, saw it as something amazing.
They would come from all over, some gathering directly at the source while others chose to wait at the lower parts of the flood’s path.
Whatever happened, anything that arrived to see the blood as it flowed…well, there were several ways to celebrate.
Bathing, drinking, artistic or scientific endeavors, opening your own veins and letting some of your own plasma mix into the tide and get carried off to God-knows-where…
“Ǐ̱ na̕med̝ t́͂ḫȉ̧ś̖͘ d̄amn t͓h̝̃͆e̹ã̕têrͣ̐ iň ho̡͇͝nor̛ oͣͣ̑f̘̓ͫ i̥t̼̮,” Plier murmured, dragging a taloned hand down his face. “I'̤vͤe͞ oͯ̀̾n̶͢lͤy̶̝͇ e̢v̤̔e͇͑͟r͢ m̬í̪ͯś͕s̴̰e͢ḓ i̓t͂ ỏ̱͇n̳͒c̾͝͡ḛ.̜͍.̐ͥͧ.̧̣̒Iͫ͠ c̆ͧä́̅n̜̋͢'t͔ leṱ th̬ͨͮat̀ h͎̬a͓ͤ̃p͍͔ͨp̞ͩ̀eṋ ag̤̉͡a̋in—”
“Hey,” Cruz interjected, taking a few steps closer and resting one hand on the edge of the screen-hole.
Plier froze, all of his eyes blinking sporadically. (The display would’ve given the average trypophobia-sufferer a stroke.) He likely hadn’t meant for Cruz to hear him at all.
Cruz fidgeted in place. The cold was still here, still wrapping around him, but talking distracted him from it. “You’re not gonna miss out. You’ve gone through it before, and it sounds like it’s much more than any other thing you’ve been involved with. And that includes whatever this virus is.”
Plier leaned closer. He was still subconsciously snarling at the shivers, but his primary eyes remained fixed on Cruz.
“You’ll get through this in no time. I know you will,” Cruz concluded.
The abomination tilted his head to the side, a few of his eyes glazing over as a tiny smile tugged at the edges of his fangs.
Cruz smiled back, knowing that it would be seen even with his mask in the way.
Both smiles died a quick death as the telltale keening of a microwave alarm rattled along the walls. One of Plier’s arms became a blur, surging toward Cruz’s chest, and suddenly Cruz was airborne, flying across the theater and landing in a crumpled heap just by the exit hall.
Just outside the line of salt and bone-dust…
At the same time, the sound of rushing liquid, splashing and spraying and hissing. Steam filled the air, and oppressive heat all but blanketed Screen Zero.
Cruz picked himself up just in time to see the end of the deluge: a small stream dripping out from the projection window.
Just as the can had promised, a freshly-formed geyser had pooled into the heart of Screen Zero.
The seating area was now shrouded by gallons upon gallons upon gallons of glowing, boiling water that went from a brilliant blue shade at the center to greenish-yellow around the edges, just barely able to lap at the barrier.
His eyes took a moment to adjust to how thick the air had gotten, but soon enough, he saw a familiar, twisted shape slithering around the geyser.
Plier was laughing now, and that laughter bounced off the walls and ceiling like no-one’s business. There was also a concerning gurgle to that laugh. But then again, Plier’s voice had always sounded at least a bit horrific no matter what condition he was in.
This current condition, though…
The blisters that had ravaged Plier’s skin were melting now, hissing and popping and leaving a foamy residue on the surface of the water. That said, plenty of layers of tissue followed suit, exposing bits of an extremely warped skeleton here and there, allowing streams of abyssal blood to react almost explosively with the deadly bath.
Sooner or later, plenty of Plier’s flesh was hanging in tatters, only remaining connected with a strength similar to FlexTape and well-intentioned vibes. A decent chunk had sloughed off of the side of his face, showcasing how his rows and rows of teeth somehow remained undamaged despite his gums and tongue sizzling.
And yet, he was still smiling. His peals had died down into smaller chuckles, but he was still so much less tense than he had been for the last few days.
“Y̶͒̏o̯ͥ͆u̳͒ a̫͂ͤl̶̖̇ṛiͤg̶̑͞h̹͘͞t̜̂ͅ, C̢̫̳r̦̔u_̱ͤzͣ͞?ͅ” Plier called, somehow still able to speak coherently. “Șor͋ryͩ ḁ̉bouṱͣ t̡h̵ͯe̒́ͩ lͫ͜au̠͇̿n͈ͣ͘c̞ͬ͘h,̜̓̌ Ĭ_̋ j͎̀ủ̼s̨t̩͘ d̡̮̈idn̯̘'t̲̓ w̹͛ͤan̔́t̋͢͜ yóǘ̸͂ t͗o̞̔͘ ca̖̳t̩ch aǹy̥͊͝ o̔f͇͉́ t͞h̒ḯ͘͠ṣ͕.”
“Y-yeah, I’m fine,” Cruz replied, offering a shaky thumbs-up. And he truly was; he’d had plenty of bumps and bruises before, this was no different. It was much better than getting boiled alive. “What about you? How’re you feeling?”
“Gō̯̎o͈̊d͒.͂ R̯ͣͩeaͧ͡ll͙̰̀y̟ g͒͌ȏ̑ôd̹̅.̹̙̔ Not ǫ̬̊u͊́t̼͒ o̺̐̐f t̝͗h͈e̽ͪ w͈͆͝o̼̻ͧo͘d̙̲̤s j̛̹ͣu̚ṡͦt̤̖͠ y͆et, b̉ṷ̬͝t̨͖…” Plier sighed, scooping up a handful of boiling water and pouring it over his head, not seeming to care one iota how it made some of his hair fry away from his scalp and left searing gashes behind.
(Then again, new hair was already sprouting. He’d be going through a whole reconstitution song-and-dance whenever the geyser decided to eventually drain away.)
(Disclaimer: three of the characters in this story belong to me. For more information on Cruz, go here. For more information on LeviathanPat, go here. For more information on Sol, go here. For more information on Moses and ColosSeptic, go here. EldritchPlier belongs to the Markiplier Cinematic Universe.)
(This story, along with Day 6, is a continuation of a sneak-peek I included at the end of Day 2. Originally, this was going to be a sneak-peek itself, but plans have changed, and I'm on a bit of time-crunch, so...)
(As usual, I got tons of help developing these characters from the amazing @sammys-magical-au ! Please go check out their blog and stories!)
(One more thing: if you’d like to use the distorted fonts you’ll be seeing in this story, go here.)
(Trigger Warnings: blood/gore, body horror, knives/blades, murder/death, torture, descriptions of ritual, occultism, eating/drinking, strong language. Please let me know if I missed anything.)
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As attached as he was to his gut-hook skinner knife, Cruz knew that he couldn’t realistically rely on it for everything.
Sure, he took care to keep it nice and sharp and ready, but that didn’t change the fact that its three-and-a-half inch blade was simply too small for this particular task.
Besides, it was still very satisfying to hear a wet, dull thunk as he brought a borrowed kitchen knife down, followed by a slick, puply sigh as he pushed the blade deeper and deeper into flesh until the handle was all that could be seen.
Cruz felt his eyes widen in time with the grin that etched its way over his features. Readjusting his grip, he began a pushing-and-pulling pattern, slowly-but-surely carving a thick line. The table slightly wobbled beneath the weight and the movement, but he used his free hand to keep his current project in place.
The flesh produced a soft, squelchy rhythm that was close to a growl as the knife continued sawing through.
…Though, after a moment or two, Cruz had to pause, releasing his grasp to try and shake off the sudden cramp that had manifested in his wrist.
A wry chuckle kept silence at bay. He glanced over at the figure sitting across the table from him, who had already finished carving.
“These guys are always tougher than you expect, huh?” Sol—as he’d learned during awkward introductions about ten-or-so minutes ago—commented.
Strings of wet pulp glistened in the pendant light that hung overhead, easily snapping as Sol pulled a decent chunk from the top-half of their own victim.
A strong smell filtered into the air: fresh and ripe and earthy and…maybe tinged with just a smidge of something acidic?
“Yeah, they really are,” Cruz nodded. “Still pretty fun, though.”
He wrapped his hand around the knife and resumed his cutting, this time a bit of an easier angle. Once he convinced his subject to finally open up, he twisted the top off with a stiff criiick. “...Hey, thanks for taking the time to get these. I would’ve picked some up myself, but the drive over here didn’t seem to take me past any patches.”
To be frank, the drive to The Oozing Crown had been even stranger than the one Cruz had taken when Plier had guided him to make a new home at The Drowned Moon.
It’d started raining an hour in, and the way those droplets had tapped against his windshield was far too specific to not be some kind of code.
The edges of the road he’d maneuvered his car along had set themselves on fire once or twice—in the middle of that rainstorm, mind you—flames ignited in between the asphalt and his tires, only to snuff themselves out after a few seconds.
At some point, blurry deer-shaped figures had clambered out of the vacant fields to gallop alongside his vehicle, giving more than enough time for him to see how they had no actual heads; just pairs of glassy eyes, floating in the air above neck-stumps, that seemed to glint with humor once the creatures had eventually veered off the road and faded away in the distance.
(Not like he hadn’t expected that kind of stuff, to be clear. Outer monstrosities like his boss-and-kind-of-weird-friend basically sweated horror, so of course that would eventually graft itself onto the places they claimed for their territory.)
“Oh, of course! Don’t worry about it,” Sol beamed as they reached into the chasm they’d just sliced open, ripping out a handful of slimy tissue to deposit into the decorative bowl that sat in the center of the table, covered in various glyphs. They then got up from their chair, holding their hands up like a surgeon as they moved to lean over said bowl.
“There’s actually a sort of botany section back at my boss’ hideout,” they explained, carefully picking out all the white, oval-shaped seeds and put them in a smaller, less impressive tupperware container off to the side. “It’s not much; just one greenhouse across the entrance walkway from my apartment. But it’s been doing pretty well.”
“Wait, really? I thought that museum was all about medical oddities and the like,” Cruz replied as he grabbed a serrated scoop and began raking it over the gourd’s inner-walls.
“It’s all about oddities in general. Stuff relating to human anatomy just happens to be one of the biggest parts of that category.” Sol shrugged, their face temporarily twisting as one seed managed to land in the ginger hair that tickled their shoulders. They tugged it out and flicked it over to the garbage can that stood at attention by the head of the table.
“As long as it looks creepy, it can be added to the collections. So, weird plants and fungi have just enough game. Like a little preview before the real meat and potatoes.”
“Nice. I can totally see that working well,” Cruz assured, visions of bat orchid and pitcher-plants and doll’s eyes and corpse blossoms flickering through his brain. “But…pumpkins? They really have enough weirdness to count?”
Sol raised a joking eyebrow, glancing back and forth between the gourds on the table.
The one they were hollowing out was covered in puffy, dry-looking, wart-esque growths. The one he was focusing on, meanwhile, was a dark shade of green rather than orange, boasting wrinkled-looking skin despite how obviously fresh it was, along with a shape like a clumsily-sculpted cube rather than an apple-like sphere.
“...Yeah, okay. Fair point,” Cruz admitted with a chuckle.
Twin yips! and mmrrowhs! echoed from a few feet away, prompting the two of them to look over in almost perfect unison.
A long, wide bar-counter stood at the center of The Oozing Crown, separating the brewery’s main floor from a set of nearly floor-to-ceiling shelves, each one full to bursting with various bottles. It also came equipped with a pair of thin, sliding doors that could be locked up in order to shield said bottles.
This was extremely fortunate, as two vaguely cat-like creatures had apparently deemed the counter a perfect space for wrestling. They both shifted in-and-out of their glamors as they leapt and swatted and scampered after one another.
Crimson spikes shuffled through Macaroon’s veil of cream-colored fluff.
The black feline he was facing off with (Sol had introduced him as Charcoal) pounced away; a shudder ran through his front-legs, his paws and claws and toe-beans all stretching out into a pair of bat-like wings the second he was in the air.
He fluttered in circles overhead, undoubtedly soaking up the way Macaroon stared at him.
Sol tilted their head at the display, eyes practically sparkling. “Y’know, I really didn’t think Char would get along with another cat-monster so well. I mean, he was a stray when I first found him.”
Cruz shrugged, scratching at his thin beard and resisting the urge to walk over and scoop his pet up. “Well, when I got Macaroon, I was told that about sixty-percent of his brain is a ragdoll’s. So, he loves to play when he gets the chance.”
(Granted, that playing also extended to shredding sacrificial victims into ribbons if they tried to cause any problems during a ritual, but still. So long as he wasn’t directly threatened, Macaroon was a total sweetheart.)
Sol nodded, and it wouldn’t have taken a mind-reader to guess that they were thinking about all the not-so-cute-and-cuddley things Charcoal had done in order to help them out with their own projects.
Unseen hinges creaked, followed by the unmistakable rhythm of footsteps and claws clicking against hardwood.
A brunette man, seemingly around Sol’s age (so, younger than Cruz, but still obviously an adult) traipsed out the brewery’s kitchen with glistening, dark red stains on his hands.
Moses paused to wash them off at a sink behind the bar (if you asked Cruz, the blood really wouldn’t have been too noticeable against the deep maroon fabric of the button-down he wore…then again, that button-down was open and draped over a white-as-snow tank-top). He then sidled around the corner of the bar.
A small, vaguely dog-esque creature skittered by his side. Judging by the splotches of gray and black and tan that decorated his fluffy fur, his glamour seemed to be a hybrid of Australian cattle dog and German shepherd.
Just like the cats, however, things were not as they seemed.
As Moses’ pet panted like any canine would, his mouth seemed to stretch just a bit too wide at the corners; his pendant ears and little button nose almost seemed to wither in place before snapping back into form. His big, warm eyes flickered, looking much more hollow for half a second. The poof of his wagging tail was a blur, but if you looked at it just long enough, you’d see several stands of something scaly and sinuous…
Both Macaroon and Charcoal paused their antics, regarding him with curiosity and suspicion. Mincer, meanwhile, simply sat and stared back at the felines, tilting his head just a little too far.
“How goes the gutting?” Moses announced, taking a chair away one of the other tables and dragging it over to the one his guests were occupying.
“Good,” Sol reported, lifting up her pumpkin to show how (relatively) clean it was on the inside.
“We’re almost done here; just gotta get one more pumpkin’s worth.” She gestured to the glyph-covered bowl, which was now almost piled high with fruit-masquerading-as-vegetable guts.
“Alright, then. I can take care of that,” Moses grinned, approaching the group of just-in-case-spares that Sol and her boss had brought along. He loomed over them, eyes wandering back and forth, trying to decide which one would be best.
“And what about the set-up down there?” Cruz asked. He’d only caught a glimpse of The Oozing Crown’s basement, but he’d have a chance to get a better look once Plier returned, along with the monsters Sol and Moses were working with.
“Oh, yeah, everything’s pretty much ready,” Moses replied. “Getting bodies into the spare tanks is always a little tricky, but I managed. Helps that there’s only two for tonight. And the live one definitely won’t be going anywhere.”
“He’d better not be,” Cruz replied with a grim chuckle. “Because the hypnosis is definitely gonna wear off sooner or later.”
As if to prove his point, muffled screaming began to echo up through the floor, alongside a chorus of desperate thumps.
An instinctive shiver ran down his spine at recent memories.
How Plier had apparently singled one of the theater’s patrons out from the crowd.
How Plier had instructed Cruz to lead said patron into Screen Nine, and then lock the doors and put up a maintenance sign to all other customers.
How Cruz had used the Employees Only room to slither into Screen Nine’s projection booth and watch the trapping process.
How the movie that the patron had chosen to watch began normally…only for the enormous screen to turn a dark shade of gray, still glowing from within, giving ample opportunity to see hundreds of tiny lines all writhed and rippled along, like raindrops violently colliding with a pool of deep, murky water.
All the while, character dialogue had transitioned into something else. The sound had been reminiscent of rubber being stretched…only at a much lower pitch that carried on far, far past its welcome.
Just one of many tricks at Plier’s dispense when he either wanted or needed to make sure that a customer wouldn’t be leaving The Drowned Moon…
“Oh!” Moses suddenly blurted as he glanced at the pumpkin-gut bowl. “Before I forget—!”
He raced past Mincer and the cats, hovering behind the bar. He fished a small, glinting key from one of his pockets, opened up the shelf-door, then quickly shut and re-locked them after taking a grabbing a rectangular, teal-tinted bottle.
“This is one of my favorites,” Moses mentioned, snickering as he carried said bottle over to the table. He raised it to his face, expertly using his teeth to dislodge the cork with a loud, shrill sqquueeak!
The sharp scent of tequila seeped into the air.
Cruz blinked, exchanging a look with Sol.
“What’re you—” Sol began to ask, but Moses cut her off via resting the bottle’s neck on the rim of the bowl, allowing at least five shot glasses worth of booze to pour on in.
Once he was satisfied, Moses re-corked the bottle, set it off to the side, and grabbed one of the scoops to stir the alcohol into the pumpkin guts.
“Voila!” Moses proclaimed with a triumphant smirk.
“...Why?” Cruz wondered aloud, brow furrowing in confusion.
In response, Moses raised an eyebrow as though Cruz had just asked him whether or not water made things wet. “The whole point of this ritual is to keep some mindless, starving primeval monster disguised as an asteroid from eating the moon. So, that means the offering should be as filling as possible to keep him from trying that stunt again for at least another couple centuries.”
“I mean, yeah,” Sol acknowledged. “But…things like Ah’Mung-Stus can only process alcohol in impossible ways. Nothing like how humans can. The offering’s already gonna involve blood, and we have no idea how it could mix with that drink.”
“Exactly! It’ll be a fifty-fifty chance: the tequila could make the offering delicious…or it could make the offering completely appalling. Either way, it’ll just be one more thing to stop Ah’Mung-Stus,” Moses insisted, putting a hand on his hip as he took the bottle and returned it to the shelves. “No matter how it tastes, in the end, he’ll be too full and too drunk to be a threat,”
As he went back to scrutinizing the pile of pumpkins, he added, “Besides, we’re in a brewery that has to be closed on Halloween. You have any idea how much of an impact that’ll put on business after this? I might as well make use of some of the supply tonight, one way or another.”
Cruz wanted to point out how intoxication generally did NOT make outer monstrosities less dangerous than they already were.
Especially considering all the chaos that had taken place in the theater on Plier’s part due to a horrific hangover from…well, Cruz would never be sure what his boss had consumed that infamous night, but a faint, nearly-radioactive scent still lingered in Screen Ten months later.
But before he could, Sol suddenly stood from her chair in a violent flinch. They rested one hand on her temple, her bright blue eyes flickering in a way that Cruz was all too familiar with.
There was a voice in her head; a voice that was very real because it was being spoken by a creature who could feast on mortal minds professionally or casually. A creature that she’d obviously made a pact with similar to the one he’d made with Plier all those years ago.
“Moses, wait—” Sol tried. “Not that one, NOT—!”
A section on the white pumpkin Moses had selected suddenly bulged from the inside. A muffled chorus of scraping and squelching followed.
Moses’ eyes grew to the size of dinner plates as he, likely acting on panicked instinct, dropped the gourd and backed away several paces.
The pumpkin burst open with a spray of pale orange slime before it even hit the floor. Without even a second of hesitation, its seed-covered guts ripped their way through the organic chasm. The glob floundered on the floor in a clumsy, wobbling slither like a huge slug on bath-salts. It raised its dripping, misshapen, featureless head to the ceiling and let out a high-pitched squeal. It then clambered in Moses’ direction, snarling and spitting.
Mincer leapt in front of his owner, his glamour completely evaporating. His fuzzy head vanished, revealing a set of three canine skulls in its place, the vertebrae from three necks eventually disappearing into the fur that remained on his chest. What was once his tail was now a cluster of live snakes, which all hissed and writhed independently, craning themselves to look around their host’s body.
Mincer’s middle-skull lunged, sinking its teeth into the pumpkin-gut-creature and thrashing it back and forth while his left-skull and right-skull barked and growled.
Macaroon saw this new chaos and realized that one of his new friends had found an odd little plaything. So, he dropped his own glamor and raced into the fray, a coat of spike flaring out over his back, extra eyes blooming under his primary ones. He opened his mouth, allowing a disturbingly long forked tongue to wrap around the opposite end of the pumpkin-gut-creature, making it easier for him clamp his own fangs down.
Charcoal, who had been perching on the ceiling fan that hung just above all of this, quickly realized that someone else was getting more attention than he was. So, he dive-bombed his way into the sudden game of Tug-O-War, wings flapping furiously, veils of smoke pouring through his teeth. A pair of horns sprouted up from his forehead, and the tip of his tail was topped by scorpion-esque barb that had absolutely NOT been there a few seconds ago.
Sol and Cruz abandoned their seats at the same time, their respective shouts mixing into one another as they rushed over to their pets. Moses grabbed at Mincer’s chest (and, by some miracle, avoided getting bitten by any of the tail-snakes) but the monstrous little dog didn’t release his hold.
Sol managed to pin Charcoal’s wings to his chest before he was out of reach, but the cat-dragon-thing proved just as stubborn.
The same went for Macaroon, who didn’t so much as budge when Cruz made to scoop him up.
Thankfully, all the extra friction seemed to be on their side…kind of.
With an energy similar to that of a rubber band being snapped, the pumpkin-gut-creature ended up flying across the room to hit the wall with a solid SPLAT!
It then slid to the floor, still and quiet as the pumpkin guts that waited patiently in the glyph-bowl.
The pets all quieted down, slowly shifting back into the guise of normal animals, their eyes all wide and curious and they stared across the room.
Their respective owners pretty much followed suite, mouths hanging open as they held their pets close and braced for more chaos.
When the chaos failed to come, Sol was the first to move, heaving a sigh of relief. “Okay, okay. It’s dead.”
“Are you sure?” Cruz asked, not wanting to look away from the mess too long.
“Positive.” Sol nodded before she set Charcoal down, crossing the room and grabbing a roll of paper towels from the table they’d been using. She knelt down to scrub at the fresh stain on the wall; once it was cleaned, she gave Moses an apologetic look. “Pat had been holding that pumpkin on the way here. I guess some of his energy grafted onto it.”
“Oh.” Moses murmured, slowly nodding. He blinked, then rolled his shoulders and knelt down to receive some puppy-kisses from Mincer. “...Can we still use those guts, or should I just hollow out a different one?”
Sol’s brow furrowed, their eyes flickering as they listened to the voice of a monster. “...No, he says this should work just fine.”
“More potency, right?” Cruz offered with a weak chuckle.
It took a few long, awkward minutes for the three of them to scrape all the formerly-animate pumpkin guts off the floor and into the bowl. An extra moment to pick out all those seeds.
Even so, it seemed the timing was perfect.
A strong chill spread through the air, right as the hardwood floor took on an abrupt, almost organic heat.
The building shuddered.
A cacophony of twisting, straining metal, of splashing, of warped hissing and growling echoed from the the kitchen doorway.
And then…a voice.
A horrific, distorted voice that implied the air inside the lungs it’d just risen out of had melted.
A voice that Cruz didn’t recognize it…but Moses most certainly did judging by the way his lips quirked into a smile.
“𝗪⃥𝘌̸'⃥𝘙̸𝗘⃥ 𝗕⃥𝘈̸𝗔⃥𝘈̸𝗔⃥𝘈̸𝗔⃥𝘊̸𝗞⃥!̸” It called, the words seeming to bounce along the walls and floor and ceiling.
“And we’ll be right down!” Moses responded, balancing the pumpkin-gut-filled bowl on one hand like he was a waiter in a snooty restaurant.
He strode back behind the back, disappearing through the kitchen doorway once again.
Sol and Cruz filed after him, entering the brewery’s little kitchen just in time to see him strapping his personal, protective mask onto his head.
It almost resembled one of those classic gas-masks…almost. But a set of six spindly blades that had been attached to the base of the mouth guard, clutching at the air like the mandibles of an insect, had other ideas. As did the multitude of shiny, deep blue eyes that had been welded to scatter all over the mask’s head, above the primary lenses that Moses was now looking through as he made his way down into the basement.
Two more masks had been left on the counter by the stove.
One that shone like black porcelain or marble, decorated with sculpted veins a dull shade of reddish-violet. A pair of ram-like horns curled under the sharp spires of what must've been ears. It boasted a mouthful of sharp, gleaming teeth that formed a grin on the left side and a snarl on the right.
Sol took it into their hands, lifting it to rest on their face before shrugging a violet leather jacket over their black-and-yellow striped shirt. Then, they marched on after Moses, quickly disappearing into the darkness.
Cruz picked up his own mask, the one he’d spent nearly an entire week perfecting before he’d ever even met Plier. It was in the vague shape of a bird’s face, almost like those plague doctor costumes that so many people were hot for on Halloween. Streaks of scarlet and gold wound about the beak, ending at the glass eye-lenses.
Even after all the things he’d done, all the things he’d seen and learned thanks to Plier, it was still a little hard to believe that this thing was responsible for shielding Cruz’s mind and brain from all the surreal energy he exposed himself to for projects like this.
Cruz shook his head, then pulled the mask on. Once the straps were secure against his dark hair, he draped his favorite duster-cardigan over his shoulders. Yeah, the fabric was grayish-blue, and that didn’t exactly mix well with bloodstains, but he’d always liked the way its pattern almost looked like clouds of fog. Besides, it had washed well enough before.
The basement door hung open before him; it’d been built into the floor, much like a storm cellar. The beginning of a metallic staircase waited at the edge, only visible a few steps down.
Taking a deep breath, Cruz descended, pulling the floor-door shut behind him.
He found himself standing on an iron catwalk, overlooking a truly enormous lair built with an industrial aesthetic.
Out of all the machinery Cruz could see, a set of huge tanks stood out. It seemed they’d been constructed from copper and lined with a more silvery material.
There were seven of them in total—six of them stood in two rows of three near the walls. The ones in the center of those rows were both full; gallons upon gallons of liquid churned within, glowing just enough to show off the silhouettes of a floating body.
The seventh tank stood at the head of the basement, much larger and more imposing than all the others. It glowed even brighter, its light tinted a sinister shade of green.
This one also wasn’t quite so empty; it shuddered and twitched and groaned in place as a trio of blurry shapes writhed for purchase inside.
The tank’s hatch was pushed open with a keening screech, and a mass of horrific, abyssal flesh flooded out and down the side.
A set of four arms sprouted from the monster’s sides, helping him steady himself just as he touched down on the concrete floor. He shook his head and rolled his shoulders, slinging droplets everywhere like a dog shaking water out of its fur.
Sol trotted over to stand by the abomination’s side. He gazed down at her and bared his long, glinting teeth in a knowing grin.
This must have been the Pat that Sol had mentioned earlier.
And his grin died a quick-yet-brutal death as another hideous figure pushed its way out through the tank’s hatch, a clutch of claws landing on one of the tendrils coiling from Pat’s back.
Pat let out a short cry of pain that evolved into a furious HSSSSS, a forked tongue flicking between his rows and rows and rows of teeth like a party favor.
The emerging monster glowered right back, offering a low snarl before he clambered over to the opposite side of the room.
Plier’s skin was the color of fleshy rust, almost every inch covered by organic thorns. It seemed to flicker on its own accord, like he was standing in the light of an invisible fire. Eight long, jagged, insectoid legs curved out of his torso, clutching at the floor and walls as he regained his balance.
Cruz felt a grin spread under his mask.
He jogged down the catwalk’s stairs, metal shaking with each step until he got to the basement floor. He raced past the rows of tank, having to jump over the live sacrifice—a sobbing, writhing man who lay on the floor, having been gagged and hogtied—like he was a hurdle that had been set up on a gym track to avoid tripping.
Plier barked a laugh at the sight, the sound buzzing like a swarm of angry wasps in a blender. He reached with one claw to clap Cruz on the back. His eyes never failed to remind Cruz of burning embers, and they took on a somewhat softer glow with his humor. All sixteen of them.
“You’re late,” Cruz joked, drumming his fingers on one side of his mask.
A long, chittering sigh drifted through Plier’s teeth—both his upper and lower canines were always longer than the rest, curving out of his mouth like tusks.
“Ỷea͞h͍,̅ w̶̎e̽l̨l͠,̜ͮ̆ w̶̳e W̟O̻UĽ͙ͭD'̿V̢ͫͪE b̡_ȩ̃̓e͑n͉ he̹̦r͗̄̑e a̅ l̠͢i̜̅̐t̴̆ṯlͣ͟e͖ ea̬̾́ȓ̴͖l̦̾iͧe̟̿r̨̀̇,̍ Plier replied, his tone reeking with salt, “if̞̏͒ SO̜̼MÉ̲͖O̢͆NE͙̠ h̘̿a͛̔d̩̃͛ņ͓̓'͊t̓ taken̫̐ h̠́ịͦś S͝W̷̺ͧEE̅T̹ͯ DA̾M̈́̕N͌ͩ̅ T̒͗I̬͌̇M̯̚͟È t͉ͦ͂oͨ cͦat̤ͥ̍ch̗ â̬̕ st͍ȧr͑.”
Nine of his eyes rolled in their sockets, sending little daggers in Pat’s direction.
Pat glared, pinprick pupils shuddering in the sickly-pale orbs that were trapped in his cavernous eye sockets.
“¥ðµ'rê †ålkïñg ßïg gåmê £ðr †hê gµ¥ whð håÐ †ð kêêþ ¢ïr¢lïñg ßå¢k †ð gê† RÈþLÄÇÈMÈñ†§,” he snapped, pushing an accusatory talon at Plier. He glanced back at Sol, his sneer morphing into a smirk. “Hê jµ§† ¢ðµlÐñ'† §êêm †ð §†ðþ Ðrðþþïñg hï§ ðwñ §†år§ ïñ†ð †µmðr §lµï¢ê; †ððk åß𵆠£ïvê †rïê§ ßê£ðrê hê måñågêÐ †ð hðlÐ ðñ†ð ðñê.”
Cruz’s eyes widened. He felt his heart skip a beat.
Stars? The monsters had captured actual stars for this ritual?!
He stared at Pat, eyes searching frantically until he finally caught it: a large maw was taking up space on the abomination’s stomach, rows of sharp, crooked teeth having sprouted from his flesh and locked themselves together.
And there, through the crevices of all those teeth…light. A bright, beautiful light that was flickering and shaking, so obviously struggling.
Cruz craned his neck toward Plier and eventually found something similar. A group of his thorns had grown longer and thicker than all the rest, creating a makeshift cage on the upper half of his back. Desperate light seeped through the thin cracks.
Plier sputtered at this, veils of steam pouring out through his skin. “O̢ͩͮh̾,̢̐ͯ p̫̾̒l̝ẻ͎as̿e͋̐!̽ Iͩt̊'̫́s̫͞ n̳o̿́t̚_̓ M̷̬̕Ỳ f̵̺͖a̮̾u͑͋l̟͘͢t͐ͧͤ th̫͛̆e̮ͮy strͦu͑ggl̨͑̚eͮ s̙̼̒õ m̥̀͜u̹ͣc͡h͔͆́!ͬ̀̚”
A snide hum seared into the air through Pat’s teeth. He tilted his head until it was angled upside-down. “Wåï† å §ê¢ðñÐ…wh¥ ÐÌÐ †hê¥ §†rµgglê §ð mµ¢h? Ì mêåñ, ï£ ¥ðµ'rê §µ¢h åñ È×þÈR† ðñ h¥þñð§ï§ åñÐ gµïlê—”
He cut himself off as Plier snarled and lunged, ducking in just the nick of time to leave the other monster’s talons swiping at empty air. His torso stretched with a chorus of awful pops and cracks as he glided along the floor, baring his fangs to retaliate.
…Or, he was about to when a ragged, piercing howl swept through the basement. The sound truly seemed to turn the air poisonous; both Plier and Pat flinched badly, lowering their heads and wrenching all of their hideous eyes shut.
Cruz’s head swam. It took an embarrassingly long few seconds for him to realize that he’d fallen to his knees. He glanced over at Sol—they were still standing, though they had to lean against one of the tanks for support.
As Cruz picked himself up, that green glow quickly grew brighter and deeper. He looked over at the seventh tank, just in time to see a third abomination floating in the center.
Like Plier and Pat, this one was vaguely human-shaped for the most part (though, really, you’d have to be on some serious drugs for that to make any sense). The flesh stretching from his wide, hollow eye-sockets seemed to flutter in the tank's liquid. His dark hair was even longer than Plier’s, strands swaying and swirling like drunken eels.
All the eyes on his chest, neck and arms blinked and rolled, pupils of all shapes dilating and constricting with no rhyme or reason. He even seemed to be somewhat propelled by the remains of his torso; like a cluster of ghostly jellyfish had taken nest inside of the cavity.
The toxic light was vibrant enough to essentially burn through the copper, allowing everyone to see him for what he truly was.
“𝗜⃥ 𝗧⃥𝘏̸𝗢⃥𝘜̸𝗚⃥𝘏̸𝗧⃥ 𝗬⃥𝘖̸𝗨⃥ 𝗧⃥𝘞̸𝗢⃥ 𝗖⃥𝘈̸𝗟⃥𝘓̸𝗘⃥𝘋̸ 𝘈̸ 𝘛̸𝗥⃥𝘜̸𝗖⃥𝘌̸ 𝘍̸𝗢⃥𝘙̸ 𝘛̸𝗛⃥𝘐̸𝗦⃥,̸” the eyeless-and-yet-also-eyeful abomination announced, glancing back and forth between Plier and Pat.
Plier scoffed, fixing the floor with a withering glare.
Pat folded each of his arms across his chest, softly clicking his teeth together.
“𝗨⃥𝘏̸-⃥𝘏̸𝗨⃥𝘏̸,⃥ 𝗧⃥𝘏̸𝗔⃥𝘛̸'⃥𝘚̸ 𝘙̸𝗜⃥𝘎̸𝗛⃥𝘛̸.⃥ 𝗡⃥𝘖̸𝗪⃥,̸ 𝘓̸𝗘⃥𝘛̸'⃥𝘚̸ 𝘔̸𝗔⃥𝘒̸𝗘⃥ 𝗧⃥𝘏̸𝗜⃥𝘚̸ 𝘎̸𝗢⃥𝘋̸𝗙⃥𝘖̸𝗥⃥𝘌̸𝗦⃥𝘈̸𝗞⃥𝘌̸𝗡⃥ 𝗦⃥𝘏̸𝗢⃥𝘞̸ 𝘏̸𝗔⃥𝘗̸𝗣⃥𝘌̸𝗡⃥!” A sardonic chuckle seeped through the eyeless abomination’s teeth. He glided closer to the front wall of the tank, the copper vibrating as he drummed his talons against it. “𝗧⃥𝘏̸𝗘⃥𝘙̸𝗘⃥,̸ 𝘚̸𝗘⃥𝘌̸?⃥ 𝗠⃥𝘖̸𝗦⃥𝘌̸𝗦⃥ 𝗛⃥𝘈̸𝗦⃥ 𝗧⃥𝘏̸𝗘⃥ 𝗥⃥𝘐̸𝗚⃥𝘏̸𝗧⃥ 𝗜⃥𝘋̸𝗘⃥𝘈̸!⃥”
Catching movement out of the corner of his eye, Cruz turned his head to discover that Moses had been placing the pumpkin guts in a rather decorative circle around the live sacrifice.
“Thanks, Septic,” Moses replied, his tone implying a huge, crooked grin on his face. Once the bowl was empty, he set it off to the side and trotted over to stand by the eyele—er, Septic’s tank.
Septic cleared his throat, diving back down and out of sight for a few seconds before surging back up again. The misplaced eyes on his arms rolled in different directions, some staring at Sol while others scrutinized Cruz.
Cruz swallowed a lump in his throat, nodding to signal cautious respect.
“Absolutely!” Sol chimed, stepping forward and rocking back and forth on their heels.
“Of course,” Cruz reassured, moving a bit closer himself.
“𝗚⃥𝘖̸𝗢⃥𝘋̸,⃥ 𝗚⃥𝘖̸𝗢⃥𝘋̸.⃥” Septic nodded. He then craned his neck, fixing his focus on the live sacrifice.
Despite his position on the floor, the trapped victim seemed to immediately feel the monster’s gaze, as he started violently trembling and gibbering, though he already looked exhausted from all the useless struggling he’d done earlier.
“𝗪⃥𝘏̸𝗢⃥'̸𝗦⃥ 𝗧⃥𝘏̸𝗜⃥𝘚̸?⃥” Septic asked, glancing at Plier.
“Oͫ̍h̍,̘ͣͩ ń̩͞ö́̅͌-ͦ͞o̗͋ͤn͎ͩ̿è͌ sp̝̖̌eͬͥc̔̔i̶al̜̄̓.͟..̈” A dangerous smile swept through Plier’s face. He lifted his chin, subtly puffing out his chest before slamming one of his claws down beside the victim, who recoiled with a shriek. “.̳̥ͤ.̞.ͬ̎̂j̶͊ü̮̹st̀ s̮o̜̽ṁ̹eͯͥ́ po̠̊ͩm̢̘p̎u͜sͣ̾ͬ l̘͂̑ȋ͕ͥt͜tle͢͞ bi̛̖ͬg-͑ͅs͎͇̄hͯot̗̔ f̬́̾r__om s͉o͕͍me C̫ͮ-̢Ḻ̞ͮi_̩͛s̢̙ͅṫ̞ s̕͜ṱ̹͆r̷e̿a͈͕̗mi̻n͌g͐̍ c̥o̦m̼ͤͤp̓a̤̋nÿ́́̅.”
Pat squinted down at the victim, shaking his head and offering a little tsk-tsk.
Septic hummed, a vague look of disgust crossing his features. “𝗪⃥𝘌̸𝗟⃥𝘓̸,⃥ 𝗧⃥𝘏̸𝗘⃥𝘙̸𝗘⃥'̸𝗦⃥ 𝗗⃥𝘌̸𝗙⃥𝘐̸𝗡⃥𝘐̸𝗧⃥𝘌̸𝗟⃥𝘠̸ 𝘞̸𝗔⃥𝘠̸ 𝘛̸𝗢⃥𝘖̸ 𝘔̸𝗔⃥𝘕̸𝗬⃥ 𝗢⃥𝘍̸ 𝘛̸𝗛⃥𝘖̸𝗦⃥𝘌̸ 𝘙̸𝗨⃥𝘕̸𝗡⃥𝘐̸𝗡⃥𝘎̸ 𝘈̸𝗥⃥𝘖̸𝗨⃥𝘕̸𝗗⃥.̸ 𝘋̸𝗜⃥𝘋̸ 𝘛̸𝗛⃥𝘐̸𝗦⃥ 𝗢⃥𝘕̸𝗘⃥ 𝗗⃥𝘖̸ 𝘈̸𝗡⃥𝘠̸𝗧⃥𝘏̸𝗜⃥𝘕̸𝗚⃥ 𝗦⃥𝘗̸𝗘⃥𝘊̸𝗜⃥𝘈̸𝗟⃥?̸ 𝘞̸𝗛⃥𝘠̸'⃥𝘋̸ 𝘠̸𝗢⃥𝘜̸ 𝘊̸𝗛⃥𝘖̸𝗢⃥𝘚̸𝗘⃥ 𝗛⃥𝘐̸𝗠⃥?̸”
Instantly, the other two occupied tanks began to tremble and hum. The corpses floating inside them seemed to twitch, their heads snapping up and forcing their lifeless eyes to stare at the metallic ceilings of their makeshift tombs.
The fluid all around them seemed to begin stirring on itself, creating a soft, slow whirlpool with them in the center.
Dark red clouds began to billow off of them, their silhouettes getting fainter and blurrier until they completely vanished into the new haze. After that, the movement stopped.
And then, a low chorus of bubbling and gurgling filled the air, almost like a bathtub being drained.
Cruz glanced down just in time to see a thick line of blood oozing out through the crevices in the metal. It moved like it was magnetized, like it was a sentient being; it slithered across the floor, just barely trickling against the soles of his shoes.
The other tank copied this gesture, and two viscous carmine threads spilled their way around and beneath the live sacrifice until he was lying in a shallow, perfectly circular pool.
The metallic stench of iron meeting the rich, earthy scent of pumpkin guts…it was certainly an interesting smell.
Cruz glanced back at the tanks; save for a few thin, stubborn layers of blood still clinging to the inner walls, as well as assortments of gleaming, picked-clean bones sitting at the bottoms in piles, they were now completely empty.
The live sacrifice kept squirming, kept sobbing as the vital fluid licked at his skin.
“...Why do pumpkin guts have to be included, again?” Moses asked, sounding genuinely curious as he gazed at the mess.
Pat raised a brow, idly stretching his back and arms in a way that would’ve made even the toughest contortionist on Earth pass out.
“ßê墵§ê þµmþkïñ ï§ Ðêlï¢ïðµ§,” he answered, voice dripping with incredulousness. He then gestured toward Plier. “̆'§ ðñê 𣠆hê ðñl¥ †hïñg§ HÈ åñÐ Ì ¢åñ ågrêê ðñ.”
Plier, much to Cruz’s surprise, nodded vigorously. “Yͤeaͧ̉h̖̤ͬ.͕̇ Ȁ͎ͥre̩̭͝n̿͞'͆ţ̐ hͣu̬̐̍m̸̧ͬḁn͂͝͞s̎̓ o̔ḃ̕se͇s̴͔ͅsͫ́e̙d̝ wit̀̅h̥ p̛u̧m̫͐p̃͞k͕̟iͬ̌n͓-͚ͫ͊s̝͑͝p͘i̲̼c̈́̔ed̾̐ s̡̆t̡̬̻u̢͝f̲fͯ arou̬nd̦͚̃ t̼͠h̞̑ͬḯ͢s s͎̓̑ea͆s̞̳̔o͍n͗?”
“Ah, I mean…” Sol replied, a cringe more than evident in their voice. “There’s never really been a straightforward answer to that question.”
Cruz, feeling the same inexplicable pain, cleared his throat. “So, I’m guessing that even all this blood still isn’t enough?”
“'̨ͣ̿F͡r̊a͙̍͢id̬͉͚ no͛̐͡t,” Plier replied, a knowing smirk on his face.
Cruz nodded.
He, Sol, and Moses all stepped closer to the huge puddle of gore.
Cruz fished his gut-hook skinner blade from his pocket. He watched as Sol slipped a flint-striker knife from somewhere inside their jacket. Moses, meanwhile, produced a long corkscrew topped by a duck-shaped handle from his breast-pocket.
“Oh, god…” Sol murmured, an exasperated chuckle floating up from their lungs.
The way Moses hummed indicated that there was a smug smirk spreading across his features. Somehow, he must’ve guessed that Cruz’s face was lined with confusion under his mask.
“...What? What’s so funny about a duck corkscrew?” Cruz blurted.
“Oh, you sweet summer child,” Moses shook his head in a pitying manner. “It’s not for me to tell. But if you really wanna know, just look up ‘The Truth About Ducks’ when you get home.”
Plier sucked in a sharp breath through his teeth, suddenly avoiding Cruz’s gaze.
“Öðh, †hå†'§ ñð† gðññå gð wêll.” Pat muttered, shaking his head.
Cruz sputtered a bit before deciding that he could simply put a pin in whatever mess he apparently wasn’t up to date about and come back to it later.
He got back to business, gliding the blade of his weapon over the skin of his palm. Cold steel bit into flesh easily, leaving a bright, stinging sensation in its wake.
Sol did pretty much the same with their striker-knife.
Moses took a deep breath before pushing the tip of his corkscrew deep into the pad of his thumb.
The three of them held their injured hands out, letting a few fat, rich droplets of their blood fall into the shallow pool below them with a few anticlimactic plops.
“𝗧⃥𝘏̸𝗔⃥𝘛̸ 𝘚̸𝗛⃥𝘖̸𝗨⃥𝘓̸𝗗⃥ 𝗕⃥𝘌̸ 𝘎̸𝗢⃥𝘖̸𝗗⃥,” Septic announced with a nod. He then reached up toward the surface of his tank. With a chorus of organic snaps, his arm was suddenly stretching out through the hatch, the luminescent bones inside all bent and twisted in horrible ways. He held malformed hand directly over the live sacrifice, claws bent, ready to strike. “𝗦⃥𝘏̸𝗔⃥𝘓̸𝗟⃥ 𝗪⃥𝘌̸,⃥ 𝗚⃥𝘌̸𝗡⃥𝘛̸𝗦⃥?̸”
“Ì Ððñ'† §êê wh¥ ñð†,” Pat replied. The skin of his forehead twitched, and an eye bloomed out, almost like a flower. It was larger than his primaries, even darker than his void-esque complexion, with a tiny pale iris floating about its center.
“Mì̥͔ght̂ a̐s w͈̖ͣe̵lͤl,” Plier admitted. All sixteen of his eyes turned pitch-black, now oozing with oily tears that painted little rivers along the angles of his face.
The two monsters each outstretched their palms, using their free talons to draw a deep, bloody X into their skin. Septic, meanwhile, pushed his claws into a fist so tight that little steaming droplets eventually squeezed out from between his fingers.
Once it seemed that enough abomination-juice had been added to the mix, they all retracted their arms.
Pat slid back and nudged Sol’s shoulder. “†hï§ ï§ whêrê ï† gꆧ ïñ†êr꧆ïñg.”
And indeed it was.
The blood started to fester and steam and bubble. That bubbling quickly evolved into a rolling boil as the red started moving, churning in a circle that slowly grew faster.
Even with his mask on, Cruz’s eyes watered as a smell like volcanic ash, acid, salt, and horror all mixed into some kind of surreal smoothie quickly filled the air.
Whatever the pool was made of…it wasn’t blood anymore.
It was now a substance that shouldn’t exist.
The live sacrifice let out a truly horrific scream. More depserate and unhinged and feral than any of his earlier cries. The fluid ate into his flesh as it splashed around him, leaving awful lacerations that quickly began melting.
Sol backed away, obviously struggling to not look at what was unfolding as Pat raised one of his arms to shield them.
Cruz barely even registered the weight on his shoulder before he was stumbling back into the wall, well out of reach of the pool of gore. And there he sat, transfixed, watching as Plier’s back-thorns twitch and shrank back to reveal a mass of light that seemed to pulse, singing in a language he’d never be able to understand.
Across the room, Pat did the same; the teeth lining his stomach-mouth finally pulled away from one another, releasing the star he’d personally captured.
As for Septic…well, it was a bit hard to see from his position, but Cruz still managed to watch as Septic plucked the largest eye out from the center of his chest. A third star flew from the now hollow socket, surging out through the tank’s hatch.
As the pool’s churning grew faster and stronger, the air began to thicken and whistle.
The stars all tried to pull away, likely desperate to escape back to wherever they’d been harvested from.
But whatever gravitational pull the pool had just couldn’t be escaped.
One by one, the stars were effectively sucked into the center of the pool, where all that, brilliant, silvery light combined and contorted.
The live sacrifice let out one final, bloodcurdling death-rattle as the light soaked all over his form in a near-blinding cocoon.
As if encouraged by that, the horrific mixture of human blood, eldritch blood, and pumpkin guts was suddenly vacuumed up toward the center, all spiraling around, shrinking as it moved faster and faster and faster and…!
And then it was gone.
Just like that.
Not a single stain was left behind. Not a scrap of gristle remained of the live sacrifice.
(Was it correct to call him live anymore? There was a good chance that he still was, since this stuff always worked in such odd ways. And if he was still breathing, Cruz knew without a shadow of a doubt that he was wishing he couldn’t.)
“𝗪⃥𝘌̸𝗟⃥𝘓̸.⃥.̸.⃥” Septic announced, cringing as he pushed that eyeball back into its chest-socket, where it blinked and rolled a few times to get readjusted. “𝗧⃥𝘏̸𝗔⃥𝘛̸'⃥𝘚̸ 𝘛̸𝗛⃥𝘈̸𝗧⃥.̸”
Pat hummed assent, his forehead-eye slowly-but-surely sinking back into his flesh.
Plier shook himself, scrubbing the abyssal tears from his face as the hellish glow returned to all of his eyes.
Moses crept out from behind Septic’s tank.
Sol stepped forward, staring at the spot where all the gore used to be “...That went by much faster than I thought it would.”
“†hê ¢l姧 ålw奧 Ðð,” Pat replied, shrugging.
“𝗕⃥𝘜̸𝗧⃥ 𝗜⃥𝘛̸ 𝘈̸𝗟⃥𝘓̸ 𝘞̸𝗘⃥𝘕̸𝗧⃥ 𝗢⃥𝘍̸𝗙⃥ 𝗪⃥𝘐̸𝗧⃥𝘏̸𝗢⃥𝘜̸𝗧⃥ 𝗠⃥𝘜̸𝗖⃥𝘏̸ 𝘖̸𝗙⃥ 𝗔⃥ 𝗛⃥𝘐̸𝗧⃥𝘊̸𝗛⃥,̸” Septic declared. He nodded to Moses, Sol, and Cruz in turn. “𝗬⃥𝘖̸𝗨⃥ 𝗔⃥𝘓̸𝗟⃥ 𝗣⃥𝘓̸𝗔⃥𝘠̸𝗘⃥𝘋̸ 𝘠̸𝗢⃥𝘜̸𝗥⃥ 𝗣⃥𝘈̸𝗥⃥𝘛̸𝗦⃥ 𝗣⃥𝘌̸𝗥⃥𝘍̸𝗘⃥𝘊̸𝗧⃥𝘓̸𝗬⃥.̸”
Cruz nodded back, smiling. “Glad to hear it.”
Sol visibly perked up, seeming to have gotten all their energy back in the blink of an eye. “Thank you!”
Moses wiped his hands in an overexaggerated gesture. “All in a night’s work.”
For a few long seconds, there was silence.
As he tucked his gut-hook skinner back into its leather sheath, Cruz decided to break it: “So…is there anything left to do?”
The monster then surged downward, disappearing from his tank and from view entirely. His toxic green glow followed suite, soon casting the basement into shadows.
“CͅoldW͓om͔̉̇b͆̄ Lͅe̝e̱c̬ͤh͎̑͠es̡͍̐?̼̏!̣͖” Plier let out a surprised gasp that seemed to sizzle through the air. “Hey,͠ g̠̽et b̵͖̭a͌͢c̣k̏͑̏ he̥̿́r̺̊e!͚͟ Ỉ̧ͤ ŝ̬aͧ̀w t̶̯͙hẻͨm͊ f̒́̍i̴͇͂r̢̛̊s͇t͆!”
He scuttled across the floor, lunging at the tank…and immediately colliding with Pat, who had just started to climb up its sides himself.
“Lïkê hêll ¥ðµ ÐïÐ!” Pat snarled, shoving Plier away. His form seemed to dissipate into a shroud of ink and eyes and chattering mouths as pushed himself through the hatch and into the liquid below, quickly swimming down in the same path Septic had. “Ì ¢låïmêÐ †hêm! †hê¥'rê MÌñÈ!”
“N̵̼̙o̘ͫ t͇̪ḧ̥ͧey'̯ͩre͢ n̢̾o̬͂t̅!̐ͯ̈́” Plier protested, furious. He shoved his way through the hatch, his body crumpling and bending in all manner of grotesque ways in order to fit. And soon enough, he was swimming too. “D̹oͮ͑̾n͓'̸t͇ y̒͒o̯̔ų̈́ d̶a͍̼̫re t̯̂ő̒u̷cͮͥ̄h̵̘ 'ëm!͐̾̿ I'̏̐m̏́͐ g̷̢on͊na g̮ḛ̅ͨțͤ t̯̟͂h̘͌͋e͙̫̎r̡e f̺į̶ͤrst͙,̱̰ añ̞̾d̑̈ t̢̬h͠en I_'̐m̌ͮ g̖on͖̦̒na̹̓ e̝at̆͠ '̖e̙ͨm̤̠ a͗ͣl̩l i̵͌n fr̀o̽́n͆t o̺ͪ͌f̝ y͔̕ou̒!”
The twisted voices all crawled grew more and more distant, more and more muffled. The shouts, the arguing, all the promises of dismemberment and such eventually grew so faint that they were almost comparable to whispers. But they never faded completely; wherever the monsters were all headed, it was still somewhere beneath The Oozing Crown.
Cruz pursed his lips as he slowly removed his mask. “They’re probably gonna be occupied for a while.”
“Yeah,” Sol agreed, running a hand through their ginger hair as they took their own mask off. They gave Moses an apologetic look. “I could just start driving back to the museum, but…I don’t know, it doesn’t feel right to leave without Pat.”
After a slight pause, they added, “Plus, I’m pretty sure I need him to guide me away from this place. The roads I had to take on the way are all just so…wrong.”
“Same here,” Cruz agreed with a nod, thinking about to the headless deer-things he’d seen beside his car hours earlier.
“Oh, don’t worry about it,” Moses reassured, lightly shaking his head as he pulled the mask away. He considered the situation for a second, then threw his thumb over his shoulder at the catwalk, that the basement door. “...I’ve got some movies upstairs, if you guys are interested.”
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Sentient Affronts to Nature (and Sanity Itself) Need Friends, Too...
Hey.
I've got some weird plans for Halloween. This year's Special is gonna be much more on the supernatural side than last year's.
Ya’ll remember Cruz Freitas? That LixianEgo I created as a gift for @sammys-magical-au ? The funky guy whose hobbies include violin-playing and a whole lotta occultism? The scrungly blorbo who’s working as something of an assistant to the horrifying EldritchPlier himself?
Yeah, well…looks like the vibes I gave him are contagious.
I’m officially going Full Manic and cranking out a few more fanegos for this WIP! I'll be posting a few of my standard info-pages soon, and they'll definitely be updated/reblogged as more ideas come along.
(As per usual, I got tons of help with brainstorming from Sammy. Thanks so much for all your patience, thoughts, and encouragement, bestie 💞💞💞)
Also, since I always feel the need to give some clarification:
When I first created Cruz, I gave him a bunch of things that you could expect to see in the average cult (even though he, Sol, and Moses aren’t actually part of a cult. That’s why I’m calling them all “semi-cultists”).
And what are those things, you ask? A ceremonial tool/weapon, a supernatural pet, and a protective mask. (I talked about the specifics of Cruz’s stuff here, in case you’re curious. Plus, Cruz’s pet, an outer-creature-cat-thing named Macaroon, is based off of irl Lixian’s cat, Cookie.)
(Plus, if you’d like to really get a feel for Cruz’s stuff, check out this fantastic artwork made by the lovely @inkbedou! Please go check out their other stuff, they’re such a gem! Fun fact: the red-and-gold pattern on Cruz’s mask was inspired by a real mask that my dad hand-painted one Halloween back when I was in middle-school!)
So, two of my upcoming fanegos are each gonna get their own things from those categories! While I want to have plenty of variety between these characters, I also want them to have a few things in common, y’know? Just to make certain scenes feel well-balanced for all of them.
It Might as Well Happen! Life is Already So (Old) God(s)damn Weird!
(Disclaimer: three of the characters in this story belong to me. You can find more information about Cruz here. You can find more information about Penn and LeviathanPat–who is only mentioned here, but he still gets the clarification because I said so–here. EldritchPlier and Illinois belong to the Markiplier Cinematic Universe.)
(I wrote this as a birthday present for my amazing friend @sammys-magical-au! So, of course, we’ve got another special guest appearance by their badass OC! Please go reblog Sammy’s ideas, check out their Wattpad, and show them some love for being such a great writer!)
(Also: the awesome @inkbedou has created some lovely artwork of the main character here! Please go check out their stuff and give them a follow!)
(Trigger Warnings: body horror, implied murder/death, blood/gore, knives/blades, implied animal death, occultism, mentions of ritual/sacrifice, mentions of eating/drinking, strong language. Please let me know if I missed anything.)
(If you’d like to use distorted fonts like the one you’ll be seeing in this story, then I recommend going here).
Drip. Drip. Drip.
Anything and everything came with its own sets of Give and Take. A lot of people—more than your mental health would probably be prepared for—had trouble understanding that sometimes, but not Cruz.
For example: it was difficult to hear crimson splattering over the notes of his violin, but the small pool of blood at the head of his room was very much noticeable. There was that strong, infamous metallic scent of course, but it’d also be pretty hard to ignore how droplets were slowly but surely floating up to give his ceiling an impromptu polka-dot paintjob.
(Which, to be fair, was pretty damn cool to watch if you were in the right headspace. Yeah, it’d be so much harder to clean, but still.)
Honestly, this blatant middle finger to gravity wasn’t even the strangest thing that had happened tonight. Or even several past nights, in fact.
The more time you spent with sentient crimes against reality, the more reality warped around you.
Especially the creature Cruz was waiting for right now: among his many horrific titles, he was nothing if not the personification of Fuck You I Do What I Want.
The blood began boiling and churning on its own accord. It was a little louder than the dripping chorus, but that still didn’t quite break through the violin’s voice.
And then. . .the red started to drain.
The blood itself wasn’t drying up, the puddle wasn’t shrinking or evaporating at all.
No. That rich, organic color started seeping out of the fluid, slithering into the air past the veils of rising steam, leaving the small pool to resemble liquid silver. . .or the skin of someone who was just about ready for putrefaction.
The red seeped its way under that tiny gap of space between the floor and the bottom of Cruz’s bedroom door. It then spread to outline the door from the other side entirely, a white-hot glow mixing into it. The new light was impossible: dark and vibrant at the same time. Almost like an eclipse.
A low, echoing growl rumbled from the other side, announcing the arrival of the same guy Cruz had made a bargain with a few years ago.
It quickly evolved into a guttural, keening roar that made the door shake in its threshold and the air feel like it was blistering. If not for how much time and effort Cruz had put into adjusting, his ears would’ve started to bleed.
Always up for collaborating, Cruz pulled the bow across his violin’s strings at a new angle, eliciting an evil HSSSSSS from the instrument.
After about fifteen seconds, the monstrous cry transitioned into a voice, deep and smooth and tinged with grating, surreal venom.
—and almost immediately flatten back down. Cruz sighed, rolling his eyes. “Yeah-yeah, sure-sure. We both signed that contract a long time ago. You know you don’t have to keep trying those tricks on me, right?”
A booming chuckle rattled through the house, carrying the scent of sulfur. “Aͥ͋h͗ͯͪ,̧͚͌ c̢̍'m̸͔̼on̤. I͞t̨͔̔'̙s̤ͪͅ go͇͓ỏ͎̿d̨͚ pr̲ͨa͇͜c̥̤̈ti̚_́c̗͖͞e͋ tͭ̅͊o̥ k̝̭̅e̩̙ep̮ f̯̥o̢͊͛l̹l͍̀ow̳̘e̛͔r̊̌s̿́ o̥ͥ̾n t̅̒́h̳̖̀ei̮ŗ͒̑ toę̳s̝.̵̦ B̺͗e̹͘s̶id͖͠e͌s̭̋͌,̰ o̥ͮld̃̇̽ h̾̋ä͔́ͭb́ͩ͗i̤t̛͔͟s j̝us̯t die̾́ h͑a͠ȓ̴̚d͖͂̋.͍”
Exasperation lingered in his features, but Cruz’s energy had never left. “And speaking of dying, you see what I put together?”
“I doͅ,ͯ” the abomination–whom Cruz had learned to call Plier, as it was the only part of his title that could be pronounced by a human tongue—replied. A faint sloshing noise followed his words; he was inspecting the large, ornate bowl that Cruz had prepared with tonight’s offering not even half an hour ago.
Cruz nodded, grinning. “Everything should be nice and fresh. I mean, apart from the blood, since you said it's better when it’s aged a little.”
A thoughtful hum oozed under the door and into Cruz’s ears. A slick, grotesque, near-bubbling sigh came along, the type of sound that could only come from a (once) internal organ as it was sliced apart by something with razor-sharp edges.
Cruz raised an eyebrow, unable to keep from sputtering a bit. This was done in jest, of course. He’d been working for Plier long enough to have built up some genuine trust; he knew how to dissect the monster’s words, how to tell what he truly felt or thought about things.
For a centuries-old Stephen-King-wet-dream-come-to-life, Plier had a typical juvenile meanstreak. Sure, he saw most other humans as pitiful little playthings, but when it came to the rare few he found interesting enough to be worth his time, he was big on unconventional motivation.
His critical and condescending jabs were meant to be taken as a challenge, an open invitation to keep going and impress him.
At least, that’s how it was half of the time. . .
“M̛̀̐ȧy̨͇̬beͬ̅ y̼̰ou'v̥̍é̱ l̐̉ọ̔͑s̈́̈́t y͕̝͈our̎̌̕ touch̴̫͋,̠͊̈” Plier repeated, raising his voice just a bit after pointedly clearing his throat. “T̀ͬ̾his̝̆͡ d_́o̱eş͎̍n'̡ͨt̀ e̎̂ve̮̘n̒ h̗̞av͋ͧe̎ͪ aǹy̛͊̇ w̸̦a͘ṭͬ͞e̮ͨͪr͝ th͖͂ͭã̤̕t p͞ëo̯̦̽p̝ͧ̆l̜̂ͯe̞ͧͭ d̝͙̱ŗ̥̌o͟wn̬ed̔ i͔̳n!͟”
“Oh, you’ll get some in the future. Count on that,” Cruz assured, folding his arms across his chest.
Plier hummed again in a way that just screamed of how he was pursing his lips and mutilating those lips in the process thanks to the multitude of too-long, too-sharp teeth in his maw. But then, it wasn’t like pain was really a problem for him, considering he’d had a hand in creating pain itself as a concept. “I sh̋oͩ̍uͥl̷dͤ gͤͭī̀ṿ̩̎ẹ̽ i̵̧ͅt t̿́̕ḧe̯ b̒ͧe̲ͪnef̧̛̖ịt o̿f t̗̃h͙̭e d͗ǫ̶̩ù̢btͦ. Ẃ͉oͥ͟ul̛ͬdn͖̆'̏͡t̺͟ w͗ȧ̖̒nͯt̄ t̾͗̓o͊ͤ̐ h͊_̹u̓ͫrt͛ yo̘u͉̝r̠͘͢ f̠r̈ag̵̑̎i͟le hum͍a̖n fe̷̵e̩͗_li̍ͬň̎gs.̷̼”
. . .And the other half was him just being a facetious asshole because it wasn’t like any mortal could dare try to stop him.
Cruz clicked his tongue, a dry chuckle seeping through his gritted teeth.
And with that, a mind-bending symphony of crunching bones, snapping tendons, and tearing flesh filled the air, all leaking through the door.
Cruz rocked back and forth on his heels.
After a moment, Plier gave pause with a bitter, sickening gulp. “Oh̯͔͟, g̈́o͆̆͌atͨsͧ͞ a̪͍̎g̒̃͢a̍in̞̔̈.̤̰͇”
“I thought goats reminded you of the Wars,” Cruz said, tilting his head to the side.
In fact, he knew they did, since Plier had regaled him with so many tales of the days when he’d first started climbing the eldritch hierarchy, of abhorrent conquest, of the streets in twisted cities in various dimensions running red (or green, or blue, or whatever colors non-mortal blood could be).
“I̽́̚ s̴ͦ̈ee̴̵͆m͔̟̈ ẗ́͐͊o r̦e̟m͔͢e̜m͛ͯbe͌ͮ͟r̻͙̣ y̧̬ͬo̹u͘̚ te̍l͔̣͞l͂́͊ing̒͢ m͉͌̍e t̷͂̈h̨̎a̓ͮ̈t͚̖͊ I c̷̋oụ̬͠ldͥ̎͋ exͣp̷e̵̼͢c͍̀ͮṯͤ̚ ṡ͉o̢͘ͅm̤͘eͨ h̛u̙m̷̸a̷͕n̪ ř̫em̍̚ͅa͉i̸̬̯n̷͎ś s̒o̯o͍n̸͋,̧̠̟” Plier mentioned. A steady drumbeat murmured as he spoke–those had to be his claws tapping against the hallway’s floor. “P̰̕lͩuͣͦs̠̀̿,̢̞͐ ǒ̧̤b̅͌v̓îo͆us͍̯̫ḻ̆̽y͊̍ a͘ ni̒͜cë̳́,̨̞ raẁ͔ so̢ú̠̒l͉͙͡ to hạ̻̌r͂v̮es͕͐ͣt o̢͙̒n t̯o͓̾p̩ of͎̀͑ ț̊ͮḣ̿aͭͫ͗t̶͍.̈̏”
The upcoming retort died a quick-yet-brutal death on Cruz’s tongue. He chewed at his lip, then heaved a sigh and trudged across the room to flop down onto his bed.
This elicited a startled, layered mrowh! from one end, where a vaguely cat-shaped creature with five piercing eyes and dark carmine fur that almost looked fluffy. . .almost, so long as you were a safe distance from it. When the small monster got to its paws and stretched before wandering over to its owner, it became more and more clear how that “fur” was a coat of spikes that could easily flare up at a moment’s notice.
Fortunately for Cruz, plenty of bonding time had passed by now, and so Macaroon was content to just nudge at his forehead and stick out a disturbingly long forked tongue to give him a classic kitten-lick.
Cruz reached over to gently scratch his pet’s tattered ears. He knew Plier was still watching him, still waiting for an answer. “. . .I tried, okay? I really did! I lined up five patsies for this month’s initial plan. Five! But for whatever reason, none of them ended up taking the bait! And after that, the goats were all I could afford to get!”
A long-suffering sigh echoed from the door, doused in oil and disappointment. “Y͐ỏ́u̶̡'̈́v͌̍ͨe̾͐́ t̘̿͢r̈́i͌̎ck̾̇͜ē̶d ḑ͙̓o̪ͮ̇z̛eͣͯnsͤ̄͐ ô̩̠f m̜̗o̵̬͐rͧt͆a̼͙ͥlͨ͠s̙͛ͨ,͓ Ċruz͚.̜̹ Wh̩ǎ͓͢ţ̎͟ c͐͛͞o̧ͥuĺͦ̇d'̢̐ve pͮ͑ǒ͘s̜̹͝s̻̃i͈̟̔b̑l̪̦̃y̫̞ b̻̆̽e͗͞en͊ so d͎̃i̵f̌ͦf̹͇͢ę͚̓rͬe̹̊nt̬̔ a̮b͗̚o̜ͤut̀́ t̫̽h̺ͨ̐ośe͊ o̓ṅ͙es̴̯ͫ?̠”
“I don’t know!” Cruz threw his hands up in empty air. “I have no idea how or why it even happened! I acted my ass off for all of them! I thought I’d given more than enough charm and last-minute-guilt and likeable awkwardness!”
Memories of the recent past came rushing through his head. The quartet of nights he’d spent in a cheap motel just a few miles away, using the dingy little bathroom mirror as a makeshift scrying station.
The phone calls he’d made each night to five “friends” he’d recently made, each one hailing from a different cleaning company; the way he’d requested they stop by this very house, one after the other, to tidy up on his behalf.
The way each of them had just. . .not. Doubled. Back, even though human survival instinct was pRETTY MUCH ALWAYS IGNORED IN FAVOR OF CURIOSITY BUT APPARENTLY NOT THESE TIMES BECAUSE SCREW ALL THE PLANNING AND LURING AND EFFORT CRUZ PUT INTO HIS PROJECTS!
“Don’t remind me,” Cruz begrudgingly agreed, muttering a few colorful phrases in Portuguese under his breath.
Manes were the lowest of low in abyssal environments, but they were never in short supply, so they could still be somewhat useful for anything demon-related. So long as you were ready to deal with their tantrums or the invisible bile that drained through their pale skin like sweat. . .(The fluids that had leaked from the exposed, dangling guts of the one Cruz had used hadn’t really helped.)
“That was my Plan B!” Cruz insisted. “I knew it would do if I couldn’t get any people, but. . .”
He trailed off, cringing in spite of himself.
“B̤̠̬ut. . ?̹ͫ” Plier echoed in the deadpan to end all deadpans.
“. . .One target in particular sort of. . .scared it off,” Cruz reluctantly finished, remembering the last of his intended victims. A tall, lanky man in his thirties with fair skin, chocolate eyes to match his hair, the aura of a not-so-new father, and a Midwestern accent with a laugh that could only be described as the most adorable goddamn thing.
He hadn’t done the task alone: throughout the staged cleanup job, a ginger-haired friend had followed along, chatting so brightly and casually.
Loathe as Cruz was to admit, it’d almost made for a pretty wholesome little spectacle. . .well, until Mr. Dad Reflex had realized that Cruz kept two different types of trash cans in this house. Or, from Mr. Dad Reflex’s perspective, trash cans and hampers, the differences of which he had vehemently ranted about for at least five whole minutes.
The Mane, as they usually were, had been brazen enough to show itself. . .only for Mr. Dad Reflex to nearly smack it upside the head with the mop he’d brought along from his company’s storage warehouse.
Hell, it’d gotten to the point where Mr. Dad Reflex had even found the bloody mess of Cruz’s summoning ritual for that particular exploit, only to clean it up and give a worrying amount of legit knowledge on cleaning bloodstains.
(As well as rant some more about how the wax residue from the candles was a bigger issue and. . .something about cleaning knives?!)
So, yeah. Even if Cruz had only gotten to know the basics in order to gain some of Mr. Dad Reflex’s trust, he now had a feeling that Mr. Dad Reflex would’ve been a powerful enemy that he decidedly did not want to make.
Plier was silent for a very long, very uncomfortable couple of minutes, no doubt reading Cruz’s mind to validate the claims for himself. Cruz didn’t bother trying to shield his thoughts; he’d read every single term of that contract. Letting Plier see into his head was just standard business.
Eventually, Plier heaved a groan. Outside the door, the floors creaked and the walls trembled as the monstrosity shifted in place.
A smile etched its way back onto Cruz’s face. He lifted his head, fluttering his eyelashes in a very theatrical manner. “D’aww, you think my eyes are pretty?”
“Do̢̰͜n'͛tͩ p̷͛̈́u̳ͮͫshͧ̌ i̘ͮt͕,” Plier warned, but the new calmness of his voice betrayed him. The gnashing and chewing chorus resumed; he was focusing on Cruz’s offering again, greedily eating the corporeal parts and harvesting whatever emotions lingered from the goats’ departed souls with gusto.
Cruz sat upright, relief washing over him. Even with his and Plier’s contract, eldritch wrath was nothing to sneeze at. Besides, entities like Plier tended to have very special and very serious diets.
Cruz may or may not have learned the hard way that if even a spoonful of spleen-juice was missing from tribute after the stroke of 1:45 AM, the ensuing migraine from the consumer would quickly graft itself onto the offerer.
(Please read migraine as a literal tiny demon appearing out of nowhere, wielding a literal tiny ice-pick, and trying to crawl under your eyelids to reach your brain unless you add a layer of tinfoil to your ceremonial protection mask.)
A plume of fleshy-looking steam curled from under the door, gliding around Cruz’s violin from where he’d left it on the desk before fading into nothingness.
“.̋ .̸ .̣̐̚Y̌ou̚͘ c̆̐͐aṅ k͙̉eͅe͕p̙̘ͅ p̹l͕̦a̼y̻̪̅in̸̓g̰ͫ if͉̌͘ y͇ͪ͋ou͇ wa̲ǹͅt̓͟,̇” Plier mentioned around all the horrible snaps and crackles and pops going on between all his teeth. He then huffed and hurriedly added, “Ah͚,̂ j̔̂̾u͖̼͍s̗̆t̞̤̐ s͞ơ͒̚ th̝i̚n̞̂ͥgs̨ a̷͋r͞ẹn'̄t̐͆̓ s̀͋o̺ͬ͝ d̸̏͘aͮm̯ͪn̡̗ͩ a̕wk̩̘̗w͍a̮̎̉rd̶̟ͥ to̸̹ͯni͌g̈h̞̊͠t̅̃.̹ Ca̝͘n̮̊̓'t͇ b̀̎͘eli͌_͛e̵̘̓v̏ͪe͡ yóu̡̱ t̪ͨhi̊̿nk I͕'ͭM̎ g̜o͕͝ṅͨ̿n̳̺ͭḁ̰ d̰̏o͚ all t̊hͤē̵̬ co̙ͩn̎vérsá͉̄t̷ì̝oͩn̎ͫͬ-̈c̙̜͟a̱ŗry̑͛į̑͒nͪͦg̣̽ h̗̽e͢rͤ̇e.̘”
“Right, right. How dare I,” Cruz chuckled softly, knowingly. It was just nice to know that even abominations beyond comprehension appreciated music.
He hardly even felt the violin’s weight against his collarbone as he started pulling the bow back and forth, back and forth. Once he found the right rhythm, he settled on “Mx. Sinister.” He still couldn’t believe it’d taken so damn long for him to discover IDKHOW, let alone all the covers of their songs. It was hard to download stuff onto his trusty mp3 player, but that was the price to pay for having a device that couldn’t be tracked.
Cruz began absent-mindedly pacing the floor, swaying in time with his notes. Macaroon watched curiously, pawing at the air and trilling to the tune, the pitch of his meows a bit all over the place.
Plier made for a mostly courteous audience. He listened to the beginning, then hummed along as he sucked the marrow from glistening bones at the bottom of the bowl.
He even murmured the lyrics of the last chorus in his hideous native tongue. . .at least, until he cut himself off with a loud gasp. A subsequent thump called from outside the door, rattling on much longer than it probably should have.
The music came to an unsteady halt as Cruz froze, his eyes snapping back open.
“What? What is it?”
“S̙͞h͡ù̆̚t̲̊ͧ u͍p̩!̹͇” Plier snapped, his voice suddenly so much more hollow than Cruz had ever heard before. “I n͈̪̓e͋ed to̷̞ c̜̗o̠͇̿n̩̿͋c̰e͊n̳̆t̻ͨr̝aͥͩ͢t̟ͩe!̹̲̓”
The air itself quivered and went numb; any sort of heat or coolness was drained right out of it before Cruz could even register the change. A vein tried to burst somewhere under the skin of his face, but years of adjustment pushed that natural response aside.
Macaroon’s head jerked up, ears flattening and spikes puffing up as he let out a low, cautious yowl. That made something clammy grip at Cruz’s ribcage.
Obviously Plier’s senses were far more advanced than his own, even with all his practice, but Macaroon was a simpler creature. Yes, he had his own type of monstrous power, but he was still a cat at the bottom of each of his six (or was it seven? Cruz had such a hard time remembering) hearts. If he was picking up on something and responding like that, then it had to be serious.
Cruz approached and sat back down beside Macaroon, carefully stroking his pet’s back. Macaroon’s only response was to lean against him, still shivering as his too-long, too-elastic tail wrapped around his waist.
It felt like an hour had passed before Plier finally piped up again, his voice now much louder and sharper than before as he seethed.
“Ḧ́̾ E̡ͩ '̓̚ Š͑͡ B A C Kͥ̚ .ͦ”
Cruz swallowed a lump in his throat, hesitating before he wondered aloud, “. . .Who?”
Instead of an answer, he got to watch the pool of color-drained blood blink out of existence, no stench or stains or anything left behind. Not even the spots on the ceiling remained.
“Pǎ͈̩cͦk ỳ̳̍o̢̎ū̩͢r͕ͧ̑ t͕̑ͦhi̵͆ń̛̥g̤͓̓s̶̗͢,̨̲ͮ” Plier demanded. A cacophony of scraping and scuttling pounded at the walls around him in the hallway outside. “Y̘̑͘ȯ̹̹ŭ͕'̇͠r̴e̋ mo̕͢vͧiṇ̸̿g̳ͭ̔ ou̘t. Rͯĩ̪ǵhͣ̃̀t̝ͬͅ no̻̞̿w̆.”
Cruz fidgeted in place, a shiver racing up his spine. While he was no stranger to home-hopping—you could never afford to truly settle down and get attached to a place when you did the stuff he did—there was something in Plier’s tone that he didn’t recognize. And, as open to change as he was, he did not like it. Not one bit.
“But. . .wait, hold on—”
The air around him rippled again, and his lungs suddenly felt like they were melting from the inside. Cruz shook his head, grinding his jaw as he steadied himself.
Cruz nodded, and the melting sensation vanished from his chest.
“Gọ̑o̤͟ḋ̫͟.̛̱͌ No̴̰ͤw, y̶̡o̩̞͊u n̯ȅ͈ed t͙́ͨo͇̒ get͇ o̱ͬ͡u̮t o̴ͮf̑̆̚ h͎eͤͮr͎e A̲̍̃Ṡ̗A͎P̻ͦ.́͊ I alͅr͔e̾ady̡͂̋ hä͘v̪̋ͧe a ne͗w͐ pͣ͝l̡ͭa̸̐̐ce̞ f͍o̢̞ͦr yo̠u̡̖̰ t͂o̫ g͟o̜̜̍.̾ O͋̕n̡ce̥̅ ýo͂ǔͫͬr̤͆̃ car̸ͨ ì͎͞s̏̓ lo͉a̴͗͌d̆̀e̢͓͜d̗ͬ u̞p,̮͒ I̶̱'ͬ̓ͬl̽͆̚l ğ͇̀ui̺̤d̉̃e you th̩́̿e̴̫ͤrḙ.̫̙”
Unlike many times before this, there was no snark or unconventional chipperness to be found on Cruz’s end. He was quiet and efficient, fishing spare boxes from his closet and filling them up with everything in his collection.
All the old books with yellowed pages bound in slowly-decaying leather, all the various artifacts he’d managed to buy on the Dark Web that reeked of old blood or curses or pieces of stubborn spirits. It didn’t take long before the trunk of his car was full. The bare essentials—his mask, his robe, toiletries, etc.—were quickly crammed into his leather messenger bag, which soon found its place in the backseat.
The driver’s side door was halfway open when Cruz froze, sentimental panic wracking his stomach. Cruel irony, like the absolute bitch she was, struck. Something important was missing, and for the life of him, he couldn’t remember where he’d put it even though he’d been holding it just a few minutes ago!
Cruz was just about to turn on his heel, to rush back into the house and tear it apart from the inside out. . .when a muffled yip rang in his ears. He glanced back at his car to find Macaroon sitting in the passenger seat, the well-worn fabric handle of a violin case between his jagged teeth.
Cruz just about collapsed right there, a helpless laugh leaking through his lips as he got in and buckled up.
“Thanks, buddy,” he said, reaching over to tuck the case back with his other bag. “You’re a real lifesaver.”
Macaroon rolled his shoulders, raised a paw to preen at his ears with a very smug air as if to say, Damn right I am.
And with that, he was off, making sure to keep his headlights out as he left his latest burner-house behind. Macaroon rose up on his hind legs, bracing his paws against the window to watch the world pass by.
True to his word, Plier’s voice was in Cruz’s head the entire time, nearly palpable as a tumor as he gave directions.
Hours came and went, but Cruz never felt tired. He’d grown accustomed to a more nocturnal schedule anyway, but right here, right now, it felt like volts of electricity were thrumming in his blood. He just kept driving, kept following instructions, kept telling himself that things would (hopefully) make sense again sooner or later.
The stars were still glinting when Cruz blinked and found himself pulling into a parking lot. If not for the distinct lack of bars or casinos nearby, he would’ve assumed he’d driven all the way to Las Vegas.
The building now in front of him was enormous, decorated with patterns of blinking lights. They all gave off a red-tinged glow; some were darker—like rusted metal lying just beyond a campfire. Others, meanwhile, were a much brighter, pale-yet-warm…fleshy hue—almost reminiscent of how a flashlight’s beam could still manage to shine through your skin if you pressed it hard against your palm.
Large posters adorned the outer walls, set in metallic frames and too far away for Cruz to make out any details in the pictures. Plus, they were all so glossy that the various shades of red illumination from above glared against them.
“Ȧ̜a̷͍̎a̱̾͞aằ̖à͇̥a͠n͙ͤͩd͓ h̍͠ẽ̱͐reͣ wͫ̚e a̵̐͟r̯̦e͈!͊” Plier crowed. “Tr͕̳̉y͉̣̘ n̵̘ͭo̬͑ͅtͯ t̮̬͈ó t̖͔ä́͞k̘̚é̷̤ i̘͠tͫ a̟ͮ̕l̼l̛͚̔ in̠͇ at̖͎̽ õ̩n̍c̖͢e̴̵̛.” His voice was still comparable to molten lead as it poured into Cruz’s mind, but it was a little more calm than earlier, so he took this as a good omen.
“Where’s here?” Cruz asked, squinting.
At the very front and foremost spot on the roof, glaring down at everything, was a sign outlined by glowing wires and cables. They all worked together to form the shape of a sphere—no, a planet. A crater-lined planet that shone with a pinkish-white color as it hung over a body of scarlet water.
Cruz immediately thought back to all the times he’d gotten a chance to stroll along a beach during sunset, to watch the moon slowly rise out of the horizon and climb its way into the sky.
But as he kept looking, he realized that the sign was not depicting something so simple and natural. The likeness of that planet wasn’t just floating and casting its reflection against that crimson ocean. Rather, it was actually sitting in the glowing water—no, not water.
Blood, a voice in Cruz’s head insisted. It was just too red to be depicting water, and too dark to be depicting wine or anything somewhat less sinister.
In fact, the crimson waves seemed to be in the middle of wrapping around the planet, trying to pull it under, staining all its craters so much that they resembled open wounds.
Underneath the huge picture, deep scarlet words set in a sleek, intriguing font: THE DROWNED MOON
Just below the name, slightly smaller: Horror/Thriller Cinema
And lower than that, another luminous sign stood to the left of what had to be the entrance: COME AND WATCH WHEN SLEEP IS HIDING FROM YOU
And on the right, another greeting(?): CONSUME AND DREAM WHERE THEY CAN’T FIND YOU
Cruz pursed his lips and offered a half-nod. Even if Plier always insisted on mixing potential threats and potential promises together, it was still nice to know that, by process of elimination, he still didn’t (completely) consider Cruz a puppet who needed an internal lobotomy in order to work.
Cruz hopped out of the car. Macaroon followed suite, quickly growing to the size of a large dog. He stayed by his owner’s side, tail slowly lashing and shoulders arched in a protective warning.
The thralls barely even seemed to notice; their eyes still blinked and moved and saw, but whatever was behind them had been dead for a long time. The wide, unmoving smiles on their faces didn’t do them any favors. One of them popped Cruz's trunk, allowing the others to each take a box and wander back into the building.
Cruz hummed, taking his messenger bag and sliding it over his shoulder. Keeping a gentle hand on Macaroon’s head, he trekked along behind them, approaching the now wide-open doors. For all the glow and glam on the outside, it looked like there were only a few flickering lights on further inside.
Cruz stopped in his tracks, his heartbeat suddenly thundering in his ears. “. . .Really? You mean it?”
“I̾͆ m͙e̒a͐n iͭ́t̝̝.” Plier’s voice was suddenly softer than silk, having tapered down to a whisper. His smile was evident: malevolent yet, somehow, genuine. “Y̾o͡u̢͐'̮̽r̢e̖͍̽ ǹͩ͐o̴t͠ q̛ũi͇͐t͜e̼ͮ r̷̭̐e͂̏͜ady͇̗̕ f̝orͪ t̉he ne͇x͖̦́t̥̄ͅ st̝ͩe̜̼̖p̷̧̀s,̧̢ b͐ut̛̯̃ y̔̎̕o̡ͣ̒ŭͤ̉'̖͉ͬr̅e gé͚́tti̘̣̠n̗̊g̣̫͠ t͐h̝̄͠e͞r̼͇e.̺ͤ́ It̷͕ͮ'̩ͥs̙ o̠nly̵̅ a m͊at̼̅ẗ̡́e̪͐ȑ̬̣ ǫ͔̞f t͚ͧi̵̅͐m͛e.͂_”
Cruz’s eyes wandered up to the full moon. For the next couple minutes, all he could do was stare at it. In fact, the longer he did, the more its cold, pale glow seemed to shift, just barely lifting a veil to reveal. . .something else. The illusion was gone in an instant, but Cruz could’ve sworn he’d seen veins, seen an iris, seen a pupil. . .
“Thank you,” he breathed, his lips stretching into a new, excited, hopeful grin. “You won’t regret it.”
As he took the first steps into his new home, all the anxious joy buzzing through his head dredged up something else.
“Hey—” Cruz blurted. “It looks like there’s a little more breathing room than earlier.”
That seemed to catch Plier a bit off-guard. “Ú͉̻h. . .̵̮̑Ȋ͖̹ g̜ͭue̦ss t̠̙ͬh͗e̜͙̓r̞̹ͯe i̟s̻̈́.̖ Ẇ̧̇hy?͉̺”
“Well, can you tell me anything about what happened now?” Cruz inquired. “You said that someone was back. So. . .who are they, exactly? How do you know?”
“O͕ͣh̲͡. R̫i̼g͍̋̾hͨ͜t͡.̡̯͘ H̒ I͐̑ M̴͒ .” Plier seemed to growl deep in his throat, aggravation sparking into a flash-boil. “T̅͟h̳a̵̓ͪnk͙̋s,ͯͫ y̩̅̀o͜u ĵ͢ủ͓̂st̶̹̘ H̾A̭D to_ ru̥in my̶͈ mo̩͊̌o̦̿d̢̛͒ a̺̪l͕͍͟l̢̓ o͘v̪ͭeṙ̻ äg̺ą̎ī̯̃n.̖̀̾”
Cruz held up his hands in a defensive lame gesture. “Hey, it’s only a question. I just feel like I’m owed some explanation after all the rush, don’t you think?”
“Ma̞ͤy̒b͝e,̪̙̍ ma͔̫͝y̋b͜è no͆ͅ_t̟͓,ͧ̃” Plier snipped, his cryptic nature watered down by how obvious it was that he was now sulking. “L̗ͅo͓õ̹k͎̿͋,̈ t̢ͨh̨a̫͎̕t̞̦ͤ'̖̱s̑ a̻̽ͨ w͜h̤̠ͤol̝͖ë̢-͖̔a͞ss s̥t̂̓̆or̻͎͗y̴͝ fͦ̚or̍̂ a͐n͘otͭ̔h̶̫̙e̹ͩ̚r͊ d̩̓͘a͑y͕͡. Ri̭͖g̥ͨh̬t͉͉ ň̠͡o̮w̸̹͝,͖̠͝ ả̵̏ll͖̱̾ ÿ́̍̇ò̮̾ư̼̇ n̳̣e͎̘̐ȩd͎̞̓ t̷̓o̎ k̥̺̀n̼o͂ͅw is̽ th͋͞at͛ an old ri̻͞v͖̾à̢͈l̶̈́ o̱̕fͦ̎ ṃ̣͜iń̰e i̘s̓ A͑P̞̂̔PͬḀͧͅR̶̤͊E̶̵N̯͆̓TL̬̻ͪY̶͇ͦ o̤̰̊u̳ͮt̿ o̵f h̍̓ib̆e̝ͧͫȓ̑͆n͎aͩͤt̿̕io̒n̡.̧ͨ”
He paused as though wondering if this rival in question could hear him. Cruz sympathized, since there was a decent chance that really was the case.
“Ạn̵̘͓d̓̊ a̒l͍ͬ͟s̲̀̌o̬͚͎ t̸ͤha̩̳͑t HͮEͮ̇̕ C̎A̝͇͊N̪̿͡ S̗͋ͧÚ̢C̮ͮK A̺ͨ VHOC̪̐T͎ͬ͜Ȍ E̞͓̿G̽͂Ġ̥ͨ!̷̸͟” Plier added, raising his voice enough to make ancient church bells crack. “A̭̮͔ W̹ͪHÔ̸͙L̦̥E CL̡̻U̢̞͛T̅ͨĆ́H̙ͣ O͖̿̐F̰ͨ '͐ĘM̦̼̺,ͥͦ Ș̸͖O̚ Ḭ̗̼ C̨A̪͇Nͭ W̯͐ͦA̛͎̫T̋ͭͥCͦH̱͠ H͚̯IMͪ T͈R̙͞ͅỲ͈̐ T͐O Ṟ̷ͦU̮̙̺N H̷̛͔IS̈ M͌ͫO͇ͣU̘͗TH̘͜ WĨT͜H͟ H̯̏͠I͓S̞̀̆ B̡͌UĻ̓͂L̤̃S̀͗H̤Į̛̺T̳ P̮Ŗͯ̊O̷P̦̋̚HͭE_C̗͎IES W̄̿͞H̞͟E̝̣͘N͡ T͕Ḫ̌E̤̎ S̸͝H̴͉̳E̠͓͑L͇͚͜L͜S M̭͇͍AKE H̴̝̪I̜̮̊Ş̑ TƠ̭͝N̒̚G̤̋͟UÈ͓̙S̗̏ ŚHR̴I̙ͪVE̥̓Lͤ́ U̔̀P̑̆!̤”
“. . .Well, alright then,” Cruz murmured, now digging through his pockets in search of his mp3 player.
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As adaptable as they always tried to be, Sam Ryder was not in the best mood right now.
To be completely fair, not many people would be too thrilled at having to track energy signals, drive day-and-night to some middle-of-nowhere desert, sneak into a motel at the heart of some rest-stop town and lockpick their way into a specific room only to hide out in the darkness of its little lavatory and wait for what felt like FOREVER for the occupants to return.
Ah, yes. Just another questionable charm of the industry built on stealth and secrets that most people were probably better off not knowing.
Sam shifted from side-to-side, muscles tense, bored and impatient from having to be so still and so quiet. But this current, last-minute mission was important.
If those energy spikes the team back home had picked up were anything to go by. . .if there was even the slightest possibility that something out here was related to the Rift—
The door swung open.
The room’s main light clicked to life.
Two figures trudged inside, their movements exhausted yet shaky.
Sam held her breath as the duo passed by without even glancing in her direction. She could hear them shuffling around the room, hear something heavy and solid being dragged along the floor, then lifted up and plunked onto a mattress.
She set her jaw, cracked her knuckles as quietly as possible, and then waltzed out like she owned the place. There were a precious few more seconds for her to study the duo, as they both still had their backs to her.
That changed the very millisecond she cleared her throat.
“Professor Jenkins—” she greeted, looking at the one with raven hair that nearly tickled his shoulders and features that seemed to point to some kind of Asian background.
She glanced at his companion, a brunette man with fair skin and warm eyes that quickly grew to the size of dinner plates. “ —and Doctor James, I presume?”
Part of her had expected a scream or two, but the most they were given were strangled gasps, as well as flinches so bad that her own stomach almost started churning with that cold, infamous type of shock.
“H-How. . .how do you know—?” Dr. James asked, stammering badly as he held up his hands and backed away, clearly trying to put something, anything between him and this surprise guest.
“What, you think cable is dead or something?” Sam rolled her eyes. “Your reputations proceed you, and all that jazz.” Indeed they did. While she honestly preferred YouTube for entertainment these days, she could remember catching a few news stories about ancient tombs being explored, as well as at least three new species of dinosaur being discovered.
All accompanied by respective photos of the men who stood before her.
“Who are you? How did you get in here?” Prof. Jenkins demanded, quickly moving to stand beside his companion.
“That’s not important right now. Don’t try anything stupid, and you might get a little information for your trouble.” Sam took a few steps forward, making sure the authority was clear as crystal. “I have some questions of my own for both of you, actually. And you’re going to answer them. Honestly. One way or another.”
The two archeology buffs exchanged concerned glances. Prof. Jenkins’ brow furrowed, but confusion shifted into understanding at breakneck speed. The same went for Dr. James, though he started shaking again, mouth opening and closing with no words coming out.
That made Sam pause. Now that she could finally see their faces, it was clear how they’d both been wracked with fear long before she’d surprised them.
They’d both already seen something.
Something very, very bad.
Sam couldn’t help but cringe at herself. This had to be handled carefully.
You caught more flies with honey than vinegar, after all.
(Even though she’d definitely laughed very hard at sentiments like that more than once in the past.)
“Listen, I’m not looking for any trouble. I’ve just here because I got word that whatever is underneath this area might be extremely dangerous. And, unfortunately, it seems you guys have gotten way too close to it,” she reiterated with a sigh. “I can tell that something big happened around here today, but that’s just it. For the sake of my work, I need to learn more.”
As they listened, the duo seemed to ever-so-slightly calm down. Their adrenaline and fear was still very obvious, but it looked like they were at least considering trusting her now.
Sam spotted a desk near the corner of the room. She slowly approached and settled down onto the swivel chair set before it. She motioned for her two new conversation buddies to take their own seats. “As long as you cooperate, nothing bad will happen. I promise.”
Another moment of painfully awkward silence dragged by. But just as Sam was about to add a little more force to their elevator pitch, Prof. Jenkins heaved a sigh.
“It’s a bit fucking late for that,” he announced, hesitantly crossing the room and sitting down on the corner of the other bed; that must’ve been the one he’d claimed after check-in time.
Dr. James’ face kept twisting with stress and anxiety, but he, too, eventually took a seat on his own mattress. “Not sure how things could get any worse,” he agreed, reaching up to knead at his forehead, his hand still trembling a bit.
“Nice job tempting fate,” Sam said with a mirthless chuckle. She glanced between them. “So. What’s apparently worse than anything right now?”
“. . .We’re not entirely sure ourselves.” Prof. Jenkins fidgeted in place. “There’s a few underground cave systems just half-an-hour away. The only reason we came out here was to check one of them for fossils, or gems, that kind of stuff. We—we didn’t mean any harm.” He groaned, dragging a hand down his face. “I’ve seen shit that would turn anyone white, but. . .he was something else.”
Sam blinked, brow furrowing in confusion. That certainly didn’t sound like anything to do with the Rift, but they’d been wrong before. “I’m sorry, ‘he?’ You’re saying you found a person in one of those caves?”
“Not a person,” Dr. James argued, fear quickly spilling onto his features all over again. “A monster! A goddamn monster! O-or a demon, or a spirit, I have no idea. But whatever he was, he was not human! And now he’s somewhere out there and no-one else can go into that place and it’s all our fault!”
He curled in on himself heaving a combination of sob and sigh. “So many teeth and eyes and moving skin. . !”
Prof. Jenkins was back by his side in an instant, grabbing one of the paleontologist’s shoulders to help him stay steady.
Sam, meanwhile, felt their heart sink. While they were now at least eighty-five-percent sure that the team didn’t have to worry about the Rift. . .it looked like different-yet-just-as-horrible option was on the table.
After a long few seconds, Dr. James straightened his back again, though his eyes were still so full of pain and panic. “I-I’m sorry, I’m sorry. It’s just been such an awful day. One traumatizing thing after another.”
Sam nodded, a generous dose of empathy worming its way into her features. “Well, that’s a good summary, but it’s still not quite enough.” She sighed again, then leaned back in the chair. “Start from the beginning, please.”
Oh btw! Right back at ya - 2, 9 & 13 for There Are Some Cons to Being and Archeologist…, A Couple Nights Later…, and It Might as Well Happen! Life is Already So (Old) God(s)damn Weird! (aka my personal faves of yours 😊😊)
~ @sammys-magical-au 💖
Thank you so much, Sammy! It's been FOREVER since I got an ask about characters or stories! (I'm pretty sure this is only the third creative-focused ask I've gotten this year. 🥲)
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There Are Some Cons to Being an Archeologist…
2 — What scene did you first put down?
The start of recent-flashback-scenes; where Penn and Illinois were chatting in their hotel room, the day before they set out to explore the underground cave. I didn't come up with the opening scene of LevianthanPat circling the jeep and tapping at its windows until a few days after I started writing the story.
Since half of the story is made up of those recent flashbacks, I decided that I wanted to start it off with present events to keep readers curious.
9 — Were there any alternative versions of this fic?
Sort of? Y'know the middle of the plot, where Penn and Illinois find a certain chamber in the underground cave? They examine it, Penn gets some weird vibes, and the two of them decide to leave...only for Illinois' nemesis of a boulder to crash in?
Originally, I had planned to write the duo actually leaving the chamber, only to encounter the boulder further along and find themselves in an entire slapstick chase sequence until they were eventually driven back to that one chamber and the boulder finally broke the petrified mass at the center.
However, while I was writing, the story got much, much longer than I'd anticipated, so I had to make some cuts to the plot here and there.
13 — What music did you listen to, if any, to get in the mood for writing this story? Or if you didn’t listen to anything, what do you think readers should listen to to accompany us while reading?
Well, writing rituals are a bit all over the place for me. Half of the time I do enjoy having some background noise, but other times I need it quiet in order to focus.
The time I spent on this story was the latter. However, I think “Seven Devils” by Florence and The Machines would be a somewhat fitting song for certain themes later in the story. (Due to LevianthanPat being involved, lol.)
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A Couple Nights Later…
2 — What scene did you first put down?
The scene where Murdock, Caliban, and Azalea stopped to visit Sparky's and Ness was the one to wait their table. Mainly because I'd been holding onto the exchange of technical puns between Ness and Cal for SO DAMN LONG and was just so eager to finally get it out, lol
9 — Were there any alternative versions of this fic?
I think one initial idea was for the story to not involve Murdock, but I decided to bring him in because...well, I want to write about him more and more often as I continue developing The Pentas Family's lore/stories.
Along with that, another thing that didn't make the cut was for Illinois to be much more active in convincing Penn to talk with Caliban and Azalea. As in, Illinois basically pushing Penn over to the other table, or just approaching the other table to introduce himself and explain what Penn told him about his estranged cousins.
Obviously, I didn't go with that, because I really wanted to show how Illinois can respect boundaries. Although you've gotta admit, he does kinda give off the vibes of a headstrong friend who might up and drag his buddies into something they're avoiding/procrastinating on.
13 — What music did you listen to, if any, to get in the mood for writing this story? Or if you didn’t listen to anything, what do you think readers should listen to to accompany us while reading?
Didn't actually listen to any music during the writing process. But, if I had to pick a song to be playing in the background, I think I'd go with “bury a friend” by Billie Eilish. (Yes, I know, I'm so old-fashioned, har-har.) Especially for the scene where Penn realizes that he recognizes Caliban and Azalea...as well as how he can see them subtly recognizing him as well...
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It Might as Well Happen! Life is Already So (Old) God(s)damn Weird!
2 — What scene did you first put down?
This was one of the stories that I just wrote from start-to-finish. (Which, in hindsight, might be why I ended up in a time-crunch and pretty much just wrote from noon to nighttime in order to post it on time for your birthday 😅)
Still trying to go back to my old tricks of just jumping around and getting the big/important scenes out first so I can be inspired to write stuff around them, thus filling up the story a bit faster.
9 — Were there any alternative versions of this fic?
Nope, not really. I was honestly kinda surprised at myself; I usually have a bunch of ideas and end up needing to just settle with one for a single story (unless, of course, I can find a way to convert the extra ideas into scenes and have them lead into one another nicely enough).
13 — What music did you listen to, if any, to get in the mood for writing this story? Or if you didn’t listen to anything, what do you think readers should listen to to accompany us while reading?
Lol, like you said before, I mentioned “Mx. Sinister” in fic for a reason. I was already planning on having Cruz play his violin in a scene or two, but I didn't want to just say that he was playing. I wanted to reference a real song so readers could imagine the music. Plus, I'd looked it up on YouTube, and it seems like there aren't any violin covers of “Mx. Sinister”; really, all I found were piano covers.
(A little extra trivia here: IDKHOW is one of my favorite bands...but there's this up-and-coming singer on YouTube who I discovered by random chance, and I honestly like his cover of “Mx. Sinister” more than the original. His name is Clem Turner, and I highly recommend checking out his channel and all his other covers! He has the voice of an angel!)