#luhanthrope

tagged by luhanthrope​~ thankyou!!

My friend just got a jack russel puppy and it’s the cutest thing. it has a teddy that’s literally bigger than it and a little ring that is way too big for its mouth but it still manages to bring it over to you and they’re calling it may and it can’t run properly yet, it just kinda jumps and falls everywhere. it’s adorable. 

Another friend is currently flailing everywhere cause she thought it would bee a good plan to put her head under the coffee table and is now stuck and i’m just laughing at her rather than helping.

I currently have 545 books and it’s really depressing because i have no more shelf space so they’re just being put in piles on the floor.

I’m getting all my hair chopped off in may and i wish it was sooner because i’m probably gonna chicken out the day before or something but i promised my brother i’d keep it long until the exams started. so.. pixie cut here i come

I finished my exam today in about an hour and a half so in the last half hour i just began making shakespeare egg-themed. my personal favourites were “the winter’s yolk” “love’s shell lost” and “omelette, prince of eggmark” the to be or not to be soliloquy is, i have found, much improved when themed around meringues. 

I bought myself a really ridiculously large, disgusting pink shirt for my birthday and i love it so much. like can we talk about how comfortable and warm men’s shirts are please? i mean my fashion sense may well make everyone want to retch and take two steps back when they see me but i’m warm and that is a rare occurrence that is to be cherished.

35. Did you have a dream last night? I had several, they were all weird af

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? no it's very unlikely

5. Can you commit to one person? yes

Thank you!! ^^