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HEY FOLKS WHO ENJOY ACTUAL PLAY PODCASTS?!

Ya like WHIMSY?

Ya like it WEIRD?

Ya like it when you get to see into a world where a garden gnome, a guy clothed entirely in swords, and an anglerfish-faced fella in a coat go on quests for money to buy Wasp Drinks, navigating their way around sapient mandrills and riddling sphynxes?

Do you want to meet Big Jim Concrete?

You do want to meet Big Jim Concrete.

You know what? I have no idea....

I think i was obsessively scrolling through podcasts on Spotify (I had been losing interest in everything I was listening to at the time) and i saw Ludonauts. I kinda just went "yeah that's something that seems fun and interesting!"

Warning to casual listeners: this episode of Ludonauts contains unbounded amounts of GNOME BASED VIOLENCE. SOME GNOMES MAY HAVE BEEN HARMED DURING RECORDING

t's new Ludonauts day! In the aftermath of the filthy, filthy journey down below Atlassia, the Royal Tax collectors must decide on a new direction - with all the hazards that travel brings… It's the first part of our play through of GONE WITH THE GNOMES!

Want a new holiday to cram into the season? Why, we're celebrating the Ascension Of The Enormatarch! And what better way to spend the day of fingers (canon) than a missing person's case. The gang are tasked with finding the missing Baron Rhombobulous - which won't be easy considering the city is celebrating the Day Of Fingers. (Fun fact, the pause after Pyg says "a finger for you, a finger for me" is entirely unedited.)

We've got THRILLS! We've got CHILLS! We've got BEARS IN HATS! We've got BEARS IN HEISTS! We've got BEARS, IN DINERS, PLANNING HEISTS! It's a teddy bear's picnic of utter insanity!

FEATURING: the worst american accents ever committed to recording, a honey badger going wild, and a potentially libelous inclusion of a major celebrity

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In order to finish their quest, the gang must face something even more bowel-quivering than animated plantpots, mystery plant children, or killer robots - they must face...opening up about their past! Can they do it? Is it worth it to save...Damp Kenneth?

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Something dreadful has happened to a member of Mrs Stiffprune's Boarding House, which leads our bold heroes into the famous walled gardens of Troika (it's out back of the infinite library. Run by skeletons).

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