#lucifer!reader

r always has a joint or a blunt, and them smoking on their bike (totally wearing a sleeveless leather jacket) was actually the first time wanda saw r.

the first date you go on is you taking wanda on a bike ride to a small diner at the outskirts of the town.

and then you two go back to your place and get high. and totally fuck.

lots of visiting record shop, usually just the vibes.

lots of bookstore dates.

you contemplate getting a cat together sometime.

demon!wanda x lucifer!reader

literally so much violent sex oh my god.

public sex in lux, behind the bar, or tucked away in a booth.

orgies are pretty much a weekly thing now.

the penthouse has no surface left unfucked at.

floor sex would be more common than you would've guessed. just getting out the elevator and not even bothering to get to a surface.

sex on the piano. subsequently, having to replace the piano too often.

balcony sex, wanda against the railing, r thrusting into her, wanda's loud moans, just the entire package.

getting caught is too common an occurrence at this point.

the first women (eve)!wanda x lucifer!reader

corruption kink, corruption kink, corruption kink.

wanda being all perfectly innocent, and getting these.....urges. evertime the stranger visits her, "innocently" touches her here and there, she gets all tingle between her thighs.

this one time she's sitting on r's lap, straddling the devil, r is just gazing into her eyes with their hands on her thighs, when she starts getting all "tingly" again.

wanda starts moving back and forth, rubbing her cunt on the bulge underneath her.

she releases such sweet little moans as she starts feeling more and more wet and sticky.

she's just chasing her unknown high, completely devoted to the heaven she feels in her core.

r enjoying this all too much, hellbent on corrupting this near angelic being, bringing out her dark desires, ruining her.

wanda's frustration starts boiling as the tension in her cunt doesn't go away.

our devil very kindly offers to give her a special kiss, to make the tingles go away.

some other hcs I'd like to write some other time lol:

sub!milf!wanda x carpenter!reader

sub!milf!wanda x personal trainer!reader

sub!milf!wanda x babysitter!reader

sub!milf!wanda x step sibiling!reader

emo!wanda x stalker!reader

emo!wanda x step sibling!reader

mean girl! wanda x nerd!reader

mean girl!wanda x professor!reader

“A fucking summons.” You scoff before crumpling the gilded edged paper. The gold glints in the low light reminding you of it’s sender.

“Why are you even considering it?” Yoongi asks.

“I’m not, it’s a summons. I can’t exactly turn that shit down!”

“You can, you’re just scared daddy will send Jungkook after you.”

“Listen here, you didn’t grow up with that punk. So keep your trap shut or I’m demoting you, again.”

“Oh please Taehyung could never take my role. He’s too ‘peace on earth’, which reminds me, why is he here again?”

“I won’t be replacing you with Taehyung, when I’ve got sweet obedient Hobi.” You smirk at him watching his feature twist in displeasure. It was a bit of a sore spot for him to be compared to the younger because for one Hoseok was easily more approachable. You didn’t particularly favor one over the other because they were equally good at their jobs. It was just that Hoseok was kinder in a way that most demons weren’t, he was beyond good really, easily collected souls left and right without the need of hellhounds. Had gotten them to follow him on sweet words alone, he was a dream really easy on the eyes too as were Yoongi and Taehyung but not someone you were personally all that interested in.

“Do it then, see if I care.” He sniffs eyes narrowing before he leans more comfortably into the bedding. The sheets are a black silk, something he often reminds you he likes, and one of the only reasons you often spend nights here with him. The smile that tugs at your lips is loving, the affection you hold for him is new to you especially when Lilith was as soft as he was.

Yoongi didn’t like being called by his angle name, though he didn’t seem to mind it all that much when it came from you, but only from you. You’re crawling into his lap cupping his cheeks and planting one, two, no three small kisses to his pouty lips grinning softly as his skin pinkens under your affection.

“I’m only teasing you, don’t worry about it, love.” You laugh, as he moves to rest his head against your chest kissing at the tops of your breasts.

“I don’t like that joke and you know it.” He murmurs.

“I do, I’m sorry but there’s something else isn’t there?”

“I don’t like when they summon you, you always see him and I don’t like it.”

“Hmm, it’s nothing you should worry about. I’m perfectly content here.” you smile softly kissing him again before sliding off his lap. He watches you shuffle around the room, throwing a sheer robe over your form if only to spare the lives of those who should lose their eyes for incurring Yoongi’s wrath. You have no shame, but why would you? A once celestial being is nothing if not perfect unless of course they were you. Lucifer they had named you, but the bibles of man had gotten it wrong, you were no man, but more woman than any other Yoongi had ever laid eyes on.

He’d once been married to Adam way before that whore Eve came about but he’d never been this happy. You didn't try to smother his naturally curious nature, hadn’t even batted any lashes when he’d questioned you in the so-called order of the world. It was oddly freeing, but so utterly overwhelming because you nurtured his curiosity. Had been more than happy to answer any of his questions, and had been even happier when he’d asked if it were possible to stay in hell indefinitely. But when he’d finally learned of the tale behind you being cast out of heaven he’d been angry, but you with your gentle tone and touch had quelled that anger reminding him that it wasn't worth his anger. After all your banishment had led him to you in the end and for that he was thankful.

“So will you go? To the meeting that is.”

“I will, but only to appease the old man. This’ll be the last, I’ll make sure of it.” you sigh finally deciding to get dressed, the quicker you go meet him the quicker you can officially cut ties with heaven.

*

The car pulls up to a building in the middle of the city that towers high above most of the others, and you can't help but grimace just thinking about entering it. Your driver Johnny peeks at you in the rearview mirror, a small hesitant smile tilting his lips.

“We’re here ma’am.”

“I know, I just need a moment.” you breathe, taking in deep breaths to settle the nervous beat of your heart.

“Perhaps it would’ve been better had the queen accompanied you?” he says still eyeing you through the mirror.

“No, the queen has more important things to attend to than this.” you laugh thinking of how annoyed Yoongi had been that you had explicitly told him to stay behind. Stupid summons, you think shooting Johnny a smile before sliding out of the car.

“Should I wait for you?”

“No, you should head on home, I pray that it’ll be quick.” you close the door behind you hearing the click, click of your heels against the pavement, then on the white marble of the floors in the building. Lisa sits at the receptionist desk, a gaudy thing that takes up entirely too much space. To the left is a fountain, it’s plain in design something you don't think about too much because who needed a fountain in the middle of a reception area. The elevators are to the left and just beyond that is a bar one that had been your home a long time ago.

“____!” Lisa nearly screams catching your attention as you wrangle your thoughts and pasting a warm smile onto your features. Though you had been essentially exiled from your home many of the angels who remained in heaven were still near and dear to your heart.

“Hey, it’s been a while.”

“It has, we should really catch up sometime. I know some of the others have been wanting to see you again! Did you have an appointment?” she asks quickly typing away at her keyboard and never breaking contact.

“Actually I do, I’m supposed to be meeting Jin.” you say through a tight smile, one that doesn't quite meet your eyes. She nods her head enthusiastically, gaze darting to her screen before meeting yours again.

“Oh that’s nice, he has mentioned how much he’s missed you lately. You really should come to the holiday get togethers, do you get the invitations?”

“I see, maybe they got lost? Can I go up or?”

“Maybe, if you leave your address I’ll make sure you get the next one. Actually I’ve just gotten a notice that someone will be escorting you, they should be here right about now.” she finishes as the elevator dings. It draws your attention easily as your gaze falls onto Jungkook who looks more like a man and less like the boy you left behind when exiled. His hair is longer now falling over his eyes curling inward, his suit is black a crisp white collared shirt tucked into his slacks, he’s missing a tie but he still looks good. The smile that splits his features is blinding, as you feel your own lips pull upward as he easily closes the distance wrapping you up in his arms. The hug is warm, a little too tight but still lovingly comfortable just like a hug from your little brother had always been. Except he’s firm where he used to be soft, his cheeks still hold a bit of their pudgy roundness, and his eyes still glitter like fallen stars, Jungkook has matured into a dashing young man.

“It’s nice to finally see you again.” he murmurs.

“You too Kook, Yoongi would love to have you over again.” you beam, playfully swatting at his bicep. “When did my baby brother grow into this? I almost didn't recognize you.”

“It took some time and a lot of work.”

“Oh, a girl?” he laughs motioning towards the elevator.

“No, I just have a lot of free time when I’m not working. It’s kinda hard being an archangel when you aren’t being a menace.”

“I’m married now, I don't have time to act like a petulant child anymore I do rule a kingdom after all.”

“Hmm, that sounds like something Yoongi would say. The ____ I grew up with started a whole rebellion, not just once either. My, my, my, the king of hell has gotten soft after marriage.” he smirks down at you as you huff lips parting to reply when the elevator finally arrives.

“M’not soft, I just don't have the time. Souls come in left and right, my kingdom isn't all torture and eternal damnation as they would have you believe.”

“I know, I just think it would be fun.” The rest of the ride up is quiet, but comfortable with no annoying elevator music to fill the silence, just the soft shallow sound of your breathing. You want to apologize to Jungkook, and not for the first time because when you were exiled he’d been left alone. Half his friends had gone with you and Namjoon had taken up the task of helping Jin clean up the mess you’d made. You just never know how to start, never know whether your words will mend his wounds or just further hurt him. Sadly you don't get the chance as the elevator comes to a halt with a ding, the doors slide open to an empty room just as white and blinding as the reception area.

“This is where you get off, I’ll make sure to visit Yoongi soon.” he chuckles, gently shoving you to get your feet moving.

You watch the doors slide shut on your brother, your heart aches when you think of how much he has grown in your absence. A knot forms in your throat, as you struggle to hold in the sob that threatens to slip past your lips.

“Surely you aren’t crying Luci.” Jimin laughs. The tone is light, playful even but the words wash over like a cold spray of sea water in the winter. Anger springs forth, spreading through your being at his overly friendly tone, the blatant disrespect he has for you, a king.

“Are we friends?” you ask voice even, mirroring his playful tone but lacking any warmth.

“I would think so. C’mon Luci, it’s been ages since I’ve last seen you, lighten up will you. Congratulations on your marriage, what was his name now? Lilith I think.”

“And it would be longer had God not summoned me, and how dare you speak my husband's name!” you spit, irises blazing with restrained energy.

“Luci, really we’re friends, more than friends even, we were lov-”

“ENOUGH!” you seethe, the heat of your skin is uncomfortable, a reminder that you aren’t in hell and though your power in Heaven is still astounding it’s nowhere near the level it would be in your kingdom.

“I was about to say the same.” Jin chimes, a soft almost loving smile kissing his lips. His gaze settles you, a sense of calm washing over you licking away the heat that had once wrapped around your form like a vice.

“____, my sweet ____, how I’ve missed you.” Jin whispers as he wraps you in a hug that reminds you of Jungkook’s. You can feel your body begin to sag against his, something that is alarming in itself because there are others in the room.

“Hello father, it’s been a while.” you say robotically.

“It has, how have you been?”

“Fine, everything is fine. Why did you summon me?” you ask skirting past the normal pleasantries.

“Well Jimin is the one who wanted to see you, I was planning a visit to Hell soon either way.” he smiles down at you kissing your forehead the way only a father does and leaving you and Jimin alone.

“How dare you?” you ask once you’re certain Jin can no longer hear you.

“Is it really hard to believe that I wanted to see you again?”

“Yes, because it's all your fault. I was exiled because of you.”

“It was for the greater good.”

“I trusted you, you were the one who started the rebellion. You were the one who gained followers, and I was one of them. I was willing to help you overthrow my father, because you were right, why should we bow to humans they are nothing. Do you know what their greatest gift is?”

“Not this again.”

“Free will, my father gave them free will so that they could forge their own paths but still punishes them for their choices. That wasn’t a gift, it was a curse, and I rule over them, over the souls of those unworthy of heaven. All because you got caught and put all the blame on me like some coward. No, not some coward, like the coward I knew you were but I was too blind, too in love to look past. Don’t you understand my life after exile is better than it was when I was an angel.”

“Better, you’re kingdom is nothing but misery. A kingdom of worthless souls damned to eternal suffering, how is that better than here?” he scoffs brow furrowed at just how laughable that sounded.

“My kingdom is flourishing under my rule, my queen takes great part in it’s betterment. Without him, we wouldn’t be anywhere near where we are now nor would I be the king I am today. What have you got to show for your betrayal besides a fancy rank? Gabriel was an archangel from birth, you were not.” you laugh feeling a prickle of heat at your fingertips.

“I would tread lightly ____, you’re kingdom could easily fall to ruin.” he mocks a smirk tilting his lips.

“That almost sounds like a threat.”

“And so what if it is. Heaven would crush your pathetic kingdom, you should be afraid. Your father still cares for you, even with your exile as does Gabriel but an archangel of my status doesn't need his approval to defend heaven.”

“I may not have started the rebellion all those years ago, but I have learned from my mistakes. I fear nothing, if you are seeking a war then a war you shall have but my kingdom, nor my people will lose. I will be the victor, and when it is all over, you will regret having betrayed me; because I am stronger than you will ever be.”

~hours later~

Lucifer exited the elevator, into what appeared to be his empty suite. He had been too lost in thought to even notice her as she was sitting on his couch, drinking a beer.

“Is it raining outside ?” Maze's eyes scanned his still drenched form.

Lucifer didn't respond to her remark, instead he took of his jacket and threw it on the bar before pouring himself a glass, downing it in one go.

Maze was about to ask him what the hell happened but he spoke first “She likes him.”

Maze tilted her head and squinted her eyes as she looked at him “Okay.. What ?”

Lucifer turned quickly on his heels “Detective (l/n) ! She's falling for him, for that guy you send her on a date with !”

“Oh.” she should have known this was about you.

Lucifer looked at her offended “ Is that all you have to say ?! 'oh' ?!” he calmed down a bit before he spoke again “And to top if off, she's mad at me as well. She kicked me out of her house.”

She groaned “I told you that showing up on that date was a stupid idea, Lucifer.”

He scoffed “Obviously. She threw a drink on me.”

Maze threw her head back as she laughed.

Lucifer clenched his jaw at her reaction “It was bloody cold !”

She smirked at him until he looked at her in question.

“That's ironic.” she finally said.

He narrowed his eyes at her “What is ?”

“Remember what the punishment is for envy ? Freezing water.” she grinned at her friend.

He scoffed again “I know what the punishment is, I invented punishment.” he took took two more steps before he corrected himself “And I don't envy her !”

Maze smirked at him “No, but you envy him, because you're jealous.”

He scoffed and let out a laugh “Why would I envy that... that..” he didn't finish the sentence “I own the most popular nightclub, I have enough money to buy ten more and still live without even lifting a finger, I have more than he ever will !”

“Just not her.” Maze dropped the bomb.

Lucifer fell silent, not moving an inch anymore.

Maze sighed and rubbed a hand over her face “One minute you're putting all your attention on her, the next you're chasing some bimbo in a short skirt on the dancefloor. What did you expect ? What do you want from her ? To wait an eternity before you figure out what you want ?" "I want her to choose me !" His voice broke, his eyes becoming watery. Maze sat back on the couch, shocked to see her friend like this. She had spend eons by his side, but had never seen him like this. (Y/n) had gotten under his skin. "She just met the guy, it's not too late." She tried to comfort him. Something she didn't really have experience with. Lucifer sat down next to her "There's no point. She just doesn't see me that way. I mean, it's not like I haven't tried showing my desire for her." Maze smiled a little "Maybe you should try showing her that you desire her mind as well. Just a thought." The silence in the room was broken when Maze's phone rang "but I mean.. what do I know about humans." She added and looked at her phone. A smirk grew on her face as a plan formed inside her mind. Her eyes keeping Lucifer in her sight as he now walked around the place a bit aimlessly.

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You weren't one for drinking away your sorrows, but then again you never expected your friendship with Lucifer to turn sour like this. You had gone on the date to forget about your romantic feelings for him, so you could move on and stay friends without it hurting you. It looked like that plan had gone south. You took another sip from the bottle as you sat in your bed. You weren't really drunk, just very... tipsy. You had your phone in hand, which was always a bad thing to add to the mix. You dialed Maze's number, demon or not, you thought she would keep the location of the date a secret.

It rang twice before she answered, she just started to speak but you interupted her quickly. Feeling more brave after another sip of the bottle.

"Why would you send me on a date with a guy and then tell Lucifer where we were going ?! I thought the whole idea behind this was to get him out of my mind !" you imagined her rolling her eyes at that, and that was probably exactly what she was doing.

“I tried not to tell him, but you know what he's like. Besides, I heard you had fun either way.” she wasn't fazed.

You groaned and fell back on your bed “I can't believe Lucifer showed up there. He was ugh..”

“Doing what he does ?” she guessed it right. “None of this would have happened if you just told him the truth.”

You frowned when you noticed the change in her tone of voice, it sounded like she was blaming you for all this “ Tell him what truth ?”

“Really now ?” she sounded annoyed and to your utter suprise she ended the call just like that.

Your mouth fell open, what the hell was that ?? You stared at your ceiling for a moment trying to think clear with the alcohol running through your veines, until it finally clicked.

You sat up immediately, pissing off a demon was a dumb idea but you weren't thinking straight and to be fair, Maze had liked that bold side of you on other occasions. You called maze again, you hear the phone being picked up and before she could answer you started "Okay fine! You're right! I do like Lucifer. A LOT. Happy now? I mean, why would I even try ? considering he doesn't even see me that way. He dates models, Maze! Actually hot women. How can I compete with that?! I thought that date could get me to forget those feelings, but it just made it so much worse! I miss Lucifer... I miss my friend..." you sighed “I miss him not being an insufferable ass.” You took a deep breath, waiting for Maze's reply. "Well. That was interesting." Your breath hitched as you heard the voice at the other end. "Oh god.." you muttered and covered your mouth in shock. "Not quite."

You thought this couldn't get worse, and then it did "Lucifer.. I thought I called Maze?.. " "You did actually. I heard Maze's phone ring and noticed your name on the screen so I picked up." you could hear the smirk that went with that. "Why didn't you say it was you or why didn't you stop me?" you felt so embarrassed. You heared him chuckle "Stop you? No no no it was far too interesting. And you didn't really give me the chance to do so even if I wanted to, now did you?" His voice was playfull.

You covered your eyes with your hands “Forget this. I just.. I'm sorry, Lucifer.” you said before you ended the call and fell back on your bed.

Feeling like you had just destroyed your friendship with him. Now everything will be awkward.

Normally you wouldn't have been able to sleep after all of it but the evening with the bottle had send you off to the world of sleep quicker then you could have expected. You counted yourself lucky that you didn't have a headache. That was one positive thing. Reality hit you the second you opened your eyes.

The phone call.

You checked your phone, maybe you imagined the calls ?

But no, they were there. You had done that.

You dragged yourself out of bed to take a shower, not even the warm water could wash away your troubles now. You didn't feel hungry when you made yourself some breakfast, but an empty stomach wasn't going to make things better.

You heard a knock on your door. You contemplated if you should open it. What trouble would be behind the door today ? Realising that you couldn't hide in your house forever, even if you really wanted to now, you dragged yourself to the door.

Slowly opening it to see Lucifer standing on your doorstep again.

You couldn't look him in the eye, you wished you had never made that call. “If you're here to taunt me, don't bother. I feel like crap about it all already.”

He didn't seem his usuall energetic self today, and it suprised you that he wasn't smiling. Not even smirking. “I've come to apologize for being an, I quote, insufferable ass.” he now smiled lightly.

You rest your head against the door “I'm sorry about that. I was drinking when I called.”

“You were right nonetheless.” he walked inside and you closed the door “I have been insufferable to you, haven't I ?” he looked at you for confirmation.

You finally nodded and shrugged your shoulders a little “Why did you show up at the restaurant me and Mike were ?”

Lucifer avoided your eyes “I didn't now you two were going there.”

You scoffed at that “Don't try and tell me that you didn't know we were going to be at that place. There were tons of different restaurants that you could have picked and somehow you ended up in ours. And even if it was coincidence, which Maze told me was not, that doesn't excuse you for invading the date !" Lucifer turned around to face you "Alright, I admit it, Maze told me. She can't keep secrets from me, (y/n). I am still the devil." He smirked but you sure as hell didn't feel like smilling.

"So you just decided to come and ruin my date ? " you asked him coldly. He was speechless.

"I wonder why you found it necessary to try and ruin the date ? Is it just because he's a lawyer ? Lawyers defend criminals, Lucifer. That's just his job."

His looked down and you saw him bite the inside of his cheek “I know.” You sighed and crossed your arms in front of your chest "Then why the hell did you act like that back in the restaurant ?" "Because I envy him." He suddenly exclaimed. His voice more quiet now. You gawked at him, you didn't know what he was talking about. Could the devil himself be insecure? "Why would you envy him ? You're Lucifer Morningstar ! You own a succesfull club, you're a great guy, people love you." You reasoned in a soft voice. "Just not the person that I want." his voice broke.

You looked him in the eyes after he said that, and his bore into yours. You didn't understand it.

“What are you saying ?” you almost whispered it.

He closed his eyes as he stepped closer to you. Taking one of your hands in his. “I don't envy who he is, I envy what he has. Your love.”

Your mouth fell open a little, was he trying to tell you he had feelings for you ?

A moment went by before you could speak but he held up a hand, asking you to wait.

“What I'm trying to say is... Detective (l/n)..” he drew a deep breath “ (y/n).. I love you.” he confessed.

You stood there, wide-eyed looking at him more shocked then when he had told you who he really was. It must have looked bad to him as he let go of your hand.

“Lucifer... why didn't you tell me before ?” you could barely speak. You could feel your heart beating faster and a smile started to tug at your lips.

He closed his eyes again and sighed “Why would I tell you when you clearly don't want me ? I tried to make you jealous to get some sort of reaction, anything that would make it clear if you would see me as more then just a close friend.”

“You wanted me to drag all those people off and away from you ?” you gave him a lopsided grin.

He looked at you as if he was solving a puzzle “Well.. yes. That would have been interesting.”

“I thought you didn't..” you thought about how you should explain this “I thought you didn't see me like that. That you just flirted with me because.. you do that with everyone.”

He let out a soft chuckle, his facial features softened “I understand that that must have been confusing. But let it be clear that there's only one I truly desire.” he arched a brow.

You narrowed your eyes when you remembered “I recall how you told me that I looked bad in my dresses.”

A smile tugged at the corner of his mouth “Was I supposed to just send you on that date looking..”

He didn't finish the sentence and you furrowed your brow “Looking like what ?”

He sighed softly as he looked at you “You looked heaven sent. Even in that restaurant with all those people wearing designer clothes. You stood out. You make anything you wear priceless.”

Heat rose to your cheeks at his words, you stepped closer to him and took his hands in yours. It suprised him a little and his eyes locked on yours.

“I believe we should thank Maze.” you told him.

He arched a brow and scoffed “For sending you on that date with Mickey ?”

You shook your head and hide your smile “It's Mike. Only I can call him Mickey.” you teased.

“What ?” his alarmed look almost had you burst out laughing. He quickly noticed that you were just teasing him.

“If she hadn't done that, or left her phone in a convenient way. I wouldn't have known that you felt the same for me.”  you smiled softly.

Lucifer let out an audible breath, and gave your hands a squeeze.

A smirk slowly grow on his lips “So tell me, (y/n), what do you desire most ?”

You let go of his hands and cupped his cheek, pulling him closer to you. Your lips brushed his, his hand snuck behind your neck as he held you close and deepened the kiss. You broke the kiss, your breath danced on his lips “You.”

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