random high headcanons (i'm high)
emo!loner!wanda x stoner!biker!reader (college au)
wanda totally wears skirts (and mini skirts) and stockings and garters under the skirt, which she now tucks a pack of cigarettes and a lighter in.
r always has a joint or a blunt, and them smoking on their bike (totally wearing a sleeveless leather jacket) was actually the first time wanda saw r.
the first date you go on is you taking wanda on a bike ride to a small diner at the outskirts of the town.
and then you two go back to your place and get high. and totally fuck.
lots of visiting record shop, usually just the vibes.
lots of bookstore dates.
you contemplate getting a cat together sometime.
demon!wanda x lucifer!reader
literally so much violent sex oh my god.
public sex in lux, behind the bar, or tucked away in a booth.
orgies are pretty much a weekly thing now.
the penthouse has no surface left unfucked at.
floor sex would be more common than you would've guessed. just getting out the elevator and not even bothering to get to a surface.
sex on the piano. subsequently, having to replace the piano too often.
balcony sex, wanda against the railing, r thrusting into her, wanda's loud moans, just the entire package.
getting caught is too common an occurrence at this point.
the first women (eve)!wanda x lucifer!reader
corruption kink, corruption kink, corruption kink.
wanda being all perfectly innocent, and getting these.....urges. evertime the stranger visits her, "innocently" touches her here and there, she gets all tingle between her thighs.
this one time she's sitting on r's lap, straddling the devil, r is just gazing into her eyes with their hands on her thighs, when she starts getting all "tingly" again.
wanda starts moving back and forth, rubbing her cunt on the bulge underneath her.
she releases such sweet little moans as she starts feeling more and more wet and sticky.
she's just chasing her unknown high, completely devoted to the heaven she feels in her core.
r enjoying this all too much, hellbent on corrupting this near angelic being, bringing out her dark desires, ruining her.
wanda's frustration starts boiling as the tension in her cunt doesn't go away.
our devil very kindly offers to give her a special kiss, to make the tingles go away.
some other hcs I'd like to write some other time lol:
sub!milf!wanda x carpenter!reader
sub!milf!wanda x personal trainer!reader
sub!milf!wanda x babysitter!reader
sub!milf!wanda x step sibiling!reader
emo!wanda x stalker!reader
emo!wanda x step sibling!reader
mean girl! wanda x nerd!reader
mean girl!wanda x professor!reader
please send me asks about any of these hcs, I would LOVE to talk endlessly about them <3
