#luce 001

"The only thing stopping me from burning this place down is the fact you'd be out of a job." Winnie leans over the counter, her head in her hands, and groans like a wounded animal. She lifts her head just enough to continue her woeful complaints. "Tell me why three separate people donated bags full of unwashed clothes this morning. Stains, weird smells, pieces of garbage in the pockets... I know we're a thrift store, but come on."

I'm just saying, I’ve never seen the “fly like you’re completely piss drunk” technique work in an actual game, but if you can make it work, by all means...