we get luca in a dress tons of times. i love it. but alberto in a skirt? a dress? we'd break tumblr. i would break tumblr.
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we get luca in a dress tons of times. i love it. but alberto in a skirt? a dress? we'd break tumblr. i would break tumblr.

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i just realized how alberto and luca had never experienced any of the seasons on the surface so here:
🌻✨🌊🌿summer:
they don't understand the concept of swimming pools when you can just jump right in the ocean
alberto at some point needing to wear shoes because the roads were burning under his feet
they get way more freckles in the summer time, which show up as lighter more florescent scales in their sea monster forms
making popsicles in massimo's kitchen and eating them in the hideout
lazily sprawled out on the couch, with oranges and watermelon
it's so hot that alberto sits under the one fan running in the kitchen, while luca leans his head on his shoulder
🍁🍂📚☕️autumn:
the boys swap their cup of espresso for tea
making leaf piles
mandatory cuddles in the hideout with extra blankets and tea
luca stealing giulia's sweaters when he's cold
which makes alberto jealous, but luca wouldn't ask alberto because he lives in shorts and t-shirts
buying machiavelli scarfs and sweaters to dress him up in
much to his displeasure
kisses on each other's noses
❄ ☃ ⛄❄winter:
massimo taking alberto shopping for warmer clothes
with him pouting the whole time because he's not used to someone doting on him
but luca smiles and gushes over all of the outfits they pick out, saying that he's quite handsome and alberto brightens a bit at that
snowfall on giulia's window that alberto sees for the first time and immediately scoops up with his hands and tries eating it
the boys discovering that they really really like hot chocolate
giulia and luca reading books in the living room while alberto plays with the scarf around luca's neck
🌱🧺🌾🐏spring:
on warmer evenings luca would take alberto out into the courtyard to sit on the fountain and let the warm rain pour down their faces
luca helping out at the local flower shop during the spring time while alberto works with massimo
flower crowns!
flower fields!
luca grinning and in awe of all of the new life
the baby birds and bugs and butterflies and frogs that seemed to appear out of nowhere
springtime allergies
because we've all been there
okay but imagine luca at university reading all of those cheap romance paperbacks, and giulia lets alberto in on his small obsession over them and for halloween alberto dresses up as some corny, shirt-unbuttoned muscly fishermen just to fluster him.
i mean come on alberto totally had that crazy puppy love phase with his crush on luca.
Ok an unpopular-ish opinion/more-of-a-headcanon I have (not sure if it’s actually unpopular or not but I haven’t seen a lot of it in the fandom) is that Luca is not at all the soft scaredy-cat that the fandom often portrays him as. Homeboy straight up had no qualms about getting in his moms face within the first 10 min of the movie, or holding Ercole at harpoon-point, not to mention how ready he was to brawl during the whole reveal scene (he looked like he was daring Massimo to say or do the wrong thing).
Luca is more than just book smart. He’s observant and calculating and I wouldn’t put it past him to be the kind of person to absolutely demolish someone in a battle of wits. Alberto wouldn’t even need to brawl anyone on his behalf because this boy would take one look at someone and immediately know all the hardest hitting words that would leave even the most fearsome of bullies in a speechless pile of tears (my guy had only just learned to walk and was already callin Ercole fish slurs). Obvi he still has a heart of gold, but heaven have mercy if you get on his bad side oof
^^^ THIS. 10/10 mwah
i 100000% agree, and the movie confirms a lot of that. which, i'm pretty sure quill (@quillsandspilledink) mentioned this to me weeks ago when we were loosely talking about the sort of gender conforms in ships (like how eddie is the soft one, more fem/luca can be hc'd into that) where luca is perceived as the damsel/softer one and alberto does all of the more robust driving action in the plot but! as i was saying- i totally agree. i loved the whole confrontation scene where he's arguing with his mom, where his anxiety isn't the prevalent driver of his motives/decisions, it was great. even his little sass with alberto in the beginning of their meeting, it was cute how quick he was to defend alberto during ercole's thing by the shop too, literally holding a weapon that kills their own kind to potentially save his friend? hello?
the fish slurs were. it. i loved that. probably one of my favorite scenes in the whole movie, kind of giulia, ercole & co. and alberto's wow moment for luca.
"this boy smart. this boy can do shit."

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I saw your post about headcanon requests so I was wondering if you had any Luberto as parents headcanons? :^)
i have a few !! thanks for the ask lovely anon !!! :^3 sorry for the late response, uh-
also- @quillsandspilledink has an amazing hc for luca and alberto's child, check out their page, or their ao3!!
personally i think if they did have a baby (surrogate or adopted dumpster child) it would be a boy <3
because of alberto's past he had a hard time adjusting to having a lil' guy running around
but after the first initial shock he soon (very soon) was obsessed
i'm sure he asked massimo lots of advice on being The Good Parent
alberto being the housewife??
please?
they invite giulia over almost every other night for bath time cause as soon as the baby sees the scales on luca or alberto he cries
but giulia? having no complaints
she'd eat that upppp, since she's the only child??
daniela and lorenzo intentionally spend more time above the surface to spend time with the baby
giulia rooting through massimo's messy cabinets and clutter to find old italian books of baby names
i'm sure massimo's wife had because she seems like type of new mom to just have old baby books and names convince me otherwise
even tho she had no screen time- moving on-
little beach days? please? where luca drowns alberto and their child in sunscreen and cute hats and sunglasses
alberto coddling and cuddling the baby in the water, showing him how the scales aren't something to be afraid of
unpopular hc: alberto with one hazel-green eye and one green eye.
i have no idea why but alberto would be the one to stop walking, tilt his head back, jaw up, suck on his teeth and say, "i told you so."