The crunch and grind of stone, the cracking of old wood. The awkward thump of a Hylian-sized body falling a short distance and landing less than gracefully.
âIâm okay!â Wild calls.
Legend stifles a sigh. Wildâs not used to conventional dungeons, he reminds himself. Heâs even seen one of his shrines - the simple, clear layout, the obvious line of progression, the total lack of anything resembling a booby trap. Itâs unfair to expect him to immediately be an expert at spotting tripwires or pitfalls.
Still. This is the third time in an hour.
When he peers over the edge Wild is pouting at the walls - unharmed, as promised, just sulking because the stone is too smooth for him to climb. âNeed a hand?â Legend calls, only slightly sarcastically.
âNo, but a rope would be nice,â Wild returns with undue cheer.
At least once he has something to brace himself with he is quick to clamber out. Legend unties the rope from the support pillar heâd used while Wild dusts himself off. âYou gotta be more careful, man,â he says over his shoulder. âNext time we come across one Iâll teach you, the panels look different if -â
âOh no I saw this one,â Wild interrupts.
âOkay but itâs better to spot them before you fall in -â
âI did!â Wild interrupts again. âI tripped it on purpose!â
Legend experiences a moment of complete disbelief. âWhy?!â
âTo see what it did!â
âWh- the same thing it did the other three times! Dump you in a pit! Do you really need to experience that more than once?!â
âWell sure! How do you know it always does the same thing if you donât check? What if the next one has a treasure chest at the bottom!â
âWhat if the next one has SPIKES at the bottom?!â
Wild frowns at him. âDonât be silly, Legend. That would be dangerous.â
Legend is going to strangle him. However, if he does it here, he wonât have any evidence it was justified when he gets back to the others and has to explain where Wild is. They just have to meet up, let Wild present his absolutely asinine thought process, and THEN he can kill him. Twilight might even help.
Having a plan calms him. Just get through the next couple of rooms, the hallways should converge again shortly, and -