#ltr

Summary: Kate Johnson is tired of being a virgin at 31 years of age and decides to take matters into her own hands. But when she’s out with her two best friends and sees a stranger at a bar, who looks qualified enough to absolve her of her problem, will she be able to go through with her plan to get laid?

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to bear the burden of your breaking,

your self-flagellation,

your loss of self:

of love, of reason, of will.

I suppose for as long as I deserve to.

for as long as the sight of me brings pain.

for as long as you have to explain my absence.

for as long as the guilt from hurting you decides to linger.

I am sorry for the shatter,

but I could no more bear to linger.

"hey did you know that jupiter is twice as big as—oh."

you don't look up when suna walks into the room, but you can picture him even without turning in his direction. the way his steps had shuffled in means he's probably got the fluffy red slippers your mother bought you both on his feet, the way there's sound playing from a video that suddenly stops in the middle of a sentence means he's probably got his phone in his hand, the way his voice lilts up at the end of his sentence means his eyebrows are probably raised in that way that you always tell him is going to cause wrinkles.

"whatcha doing?" rintarou asks, drawing the words out hesitantly—as though he almost doesn't wanna know the answer.

"setting up the roomba," you reply, but your voice is unnaturally thick. you scrub the back of your hand across your eyes and it comes away wet with tears.

"are you having a hard time?" he asks next, and you can hear him shuffle a bit closer.

you're sitting cross legged on your living room floor with the little robot vacuum cradled between your pajama-clad thighs, your hands resting gently over top of it.

"no," you warble again.

"uh," rinatrou falters, "why're you crying then?"

Coolabi refuses to support the only other big Warrior Cats game on Roblox, with little to no explanation why.

I'm so tired of their shit I just

the AI art shit and now this? This series is digging itself deeper each month.

I may be a liiiitle biased but I prefer Lake territory reborn so much over WCUE, I always have so much fun on lake territory