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Hi! This is Caleb Friendly, and uh,

Okay.

I'm new in t-

What can I do for ya?

Oh, sure - I'm new in town, I'm a Pygmy Monk, and I just wanted to come by and introduce myself to you, I have-

You-okay, whoa whoa whoa, stop, you're a what?

Pygmy monk, I just wanted to introduce myself since...you'll be seeing me around the neighborhood.

What do you want from me?

Nothing, there's no charge or anything, I just wanted to introduce myself, and I have a cookie. For you here today, so yeah so yeah so yeah so y And I'll be stopping by. I have these things-

I hope you don't.

And I have a pumpkin dump. It's like a dumpling, made out of pumpkin-

Okay, by the way, I'm armed. So you know, if you do come by, you might lose a foot. Or an 'and. You're okay with that, right?

Hey, I'm gonna have to bite ya, if you try shootin' me, understand? Cause I'm not kidding around, I just wanted to say-

WHO the fuck are you, why-why-would you STOP calling me?

WHY WHY w I'm Caleb Friendly-

STOP FUCKING calling me. STOOOP, STOP CALLING. I swear to God! I'm gettin pissed off here. Stop fucking calling me.

I'm-I'm a Pygmy Monk.

Do you understand the words Stop or Calling Me. Okay?

I have a cookie ookie ookie ookie. Cookie cookie cookie cookie. O E a E a o So I'll see you in a minute, alright, just wanted to let you know, up here.

Yeah, yeah, sure, come on up here. Yeah, come up. You know where I am, right?

Uh, what-where are you at, again?

No, you tell me.

I'm a Pygmy Monk, that's what I am.

I don't give a fuck who you are.

Awwwwwww.

Hey, listen to me. Come on up! I don't give a shit, who the fuck you are. You wanna give me a cookie? I'll take a cookie. Just stop calling me.

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