#lowlyrambles

i just queued a lot of my overwatch art so Brace Yourselves

once school is over imma come onto this shit website and queue up 3 billion things but for now i got some of my art queued up like the selfish bitch i am. all of it is overwatch and half of it is a joke.

have I ever told the story of that one time my dad scared the shit outta some creepy pastas? Well here it goes So my dad took me to this tiny anime convention. Like confined to a single hotel kind of small. The con floor and everything was all in this one hotel and it was nice but def the smallest con I’ve ever been to. Either way, one of the more interesting sounding events was the ‘Slenderman Hike’ where they were supposed to take you on a walk on this trail next to the hotel and get creeped up on by slenderman. However, that was not what happened. No, at the very last moment the hotel revoked the con staff’s permission to go into the woods, so thinking on their feet, the hike got converted into a tour of this little playground that was near the woods, and there was random people dressed as creepypasta characters all around. The slenderman, who wasn’t all that slender, ended up flipping us off from behind a twig-like tree. That was kinda funny, but everyone was a little disappointed about the hike. Either way there was more groups of people doing the makeshift 'hike’ and my dad got this terrible, yet brilliant plan. You see, my dad has mastered an echoing, creepy laugh. He has scared children with it on multiple occasions, and it doesn’t help that he already has a rather creepy looking neutral expression. So. Inside this tube on the little playground was a person in a morph suit and a mask (I think they were 'the rake’ or whatever.?) and they were facing away from us, focusing on honing in on their own creepy factor for the oncoming group. They were so focused and so not looking in our direction; the perfect crime. So my dad sticks his face in the tube and let’s out this bellowing, terrifying, inhuman cackle. The rake practically jumps out of their morph suit and I’m 89% sure they hit their head on the tube. They turned around and tried to scare US in return, but they had been taken so off guard and were shaking too much. Additionally we basically bolted the moment they turned around. My dad and I sprinted to the nearest door into the hotel and made sure the rake wasn’t chasing us. I still laugh about this to this day

once upon a time I was at a dollar store w my best friend and I bought these little star stickers and when my friend was at the cashier I stuck one on her face and the cashier looked at us with an expression that basically said ‘das gay’

alright so story time so recently I was sick and for some reason when I'm sick I can't sleep so I went downstairs and tried to sleep there with no luck. Fast forward to 4am, I'm sitting on the ground going in and out of consciousness and I hear my dad come downstairs. So my dad is up at 4am and HE just goes and makes some easy mac. I ask him 'why are you making Mac n cheese at 4 am' and he's like 'because I'm hungry' and I'm just like ????? ok then??? But then again he does work the night shift at a hospital so being up at 4am is pretty normal for him but still. I ask him here and now if I could skip school and he actually said yes, which was awesome and something my mom would never let me do. Either way he finishes eating his macaroni and motions to the basement where his man cave is and is like 'c'mon' and I'm like 'what why?' and he's like 'we're gonna watch the matrix.' and im super out of it and just like ?????wtf??? 'why are we going to watch the matrix' 'bc it's my favorite movie.' 'yea but why are we gonna watch it aT FOUR AM?' 'Well you're not going to school today anyways, are you? Besides, mom is gone and she'd never let you watch it.' And that, my friends, is the story of when I watched The Matrix with my dad at four in the fucking am

WAIT WHO WON THE LIZARD ELECTION

I mmet data today... and gave a picture I drew to data.....