#lowkeyerror incorrect quotes

Wanda: Uh huh

Y/n: Are you by chance trying to get stuffed and/or ate?

Wanda: Why are you like this?

Wanda: We have someone we want you to meet?

Natasha: She's not an alien exactly but she's pretty familiar with space

Wanda: Y/n this is-

Y/n: CAROL

Carol: Y/N

Carol and Y/n squeal in unison

Natasha: You two know each other?

Carol: I think we know each other very well, wouldn't you say so cutie

Y/n blushing: Knock it off Carol, what're you even doing on Earth

Carol: I could ask you the same thing?

Wanda whispering to Natasha: I don't like this

Natasha whispering back: They're all over each other

Y/n: Nat, Wanda I know we had plans but I haven't seen Carol in literal ages and I'd really like to catch up with her

Wanda: But-

Natasha: Catch up with your space friend we'll hang out later

Y/n and Carol leave

Wanda: Why'd you say that? She's stealing our woman Natasha

Natasha: What was I supposed to say? "Sorry Y/n, Wanda and I are jealous and don't want you to hang out with the one person that actually knows anything about your home"

Wanda: I'm going to mind control Carol to get her to bring Y/n back

Nat: Ok, It's simple all you have to do is keep it together. Try it with Wanda

Wanda, charming as always : Hey, I'm Wanda

Y/n, flustered as always: Mommy sorry- mommy sorry- Hi mommy- Fuck. Hi Wanda, you're mommy

Natasha: Do we hit people in masks?

Y/n: No

Wanda: Do we hit people who give children candy?

Y/n: No

Natasha: If you get scared do you act violently?

Y/n: ... I'm not supposed to but my reflexes will kick in and I will probably hit someone

Wanda: What can we do to help you avoid that?

Y/n: We can try the um... the hand thing. The little hugs for hands. I have one for each of you to hand hug

Natasha blushing: You want to hold our hands?

Y/n smiles brightly: Yes I want to partake in the holding hands. Is that okay?

Y/n: You're scary, but you're also hot and it's confusing me

Y/n: IS THE WORLD ENDING? WHAT IS THIS WHITE ASH THAT FALLS FROM THE SKY?

Wanda: Y/n it's just snow

Natasha: It won't hurt you

Y/n: Oh, ok

Wanda: We can play in it if you want

Natasha: As long as you have a scarf and a coat

Y/n: How do we play with it?

Natasha makes a snowball and throws it at Y/n

Y/n: Oh... this is where I say game on, right?

Wanda: You could say th-

Y/n hits Wanda in the face with a snowball

Y/n: What about us? What about everything we've been through?

Kate: But what about trust?

Y/n: You know I never wanted to hurt you.

Kate: What about me???

Y/n: What am I supposed to do?

Natasha: What the fuck are they doing?

Wanda: You haven't seen the classic american movie High School Musical 2?

Natasha: I'm an adult

America: Parentless child

Wanda: Childless parent