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@ garret-the-ghoul âI only d-do that when I feel it will be even slightly useful.  Or if Brian does something.  Then it is m-mandatory.  I do have to ask what bit you though.â It was bring your pet to school day, and there had already been twenty-three fatalities, which was actually a new record.  Apparently some people had actually used the tranquilizer darts, if most likely on other peopleâs pets than themselves.  Everyone always thought their precious little beast definitely couldnât be the one eating freshmenâs intestinal tracks. âSome of them have venom that m-melt your insides is why I ask.  We may need to get you to the nurse.â
"It wasn't a giant spider," Garret said, "at least, not entirely." He knew spider venom basically turned their food into jelly. He examined the bite on his calf -- two puncture wounds -- but they werenât bleeding. He was pretty sure he'd be fine. Other people though? Or their innocent pets? He didn't want the death of an innocent bunny on his conscience. "You know that Sasquatch, Henry? Well, he's a giant hairy asshole. I knew he created this spidersnake in Biology during the species-splicing quarter and kept it as a pet. He was talking about how it died after a week and he buried it in his backyard. So, I figured, what better way to give him a giant 'Fuck you' than to steal his dead pet and make it my UNdead pet? I skipped first period today to dig it up. Found it in a giant shoebox and raised it from the dead." Necromancy was one of the few classes Garret excelled in. "So, the good news is... it's undead, so maybe its venom is all dried up. That or because I'm undead, the venom doesn't work the same on me. Necrosis on an undead is redundant. The bad news is... it's pissed off and I don't know where it went."













