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HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!!!!

Muzzle Flash : The 666 Case (2020)You've heard of Hollywood and you've heard of Nollywood. Well here comes Hammerwood the backyard movies of Hamilton Trash Cinema. Oddly closer to Nollywood but that's the way I like it. This zero budget answer to the morally corrupt Poliziotteschi films of the grindhouse era. Totally played straight by the actors and letting the utter absurdity and cheesy effects tell the jokes. A group of cops hunt down a murderous cult but sure ok whatever. Ultraviolence on a 200 dollar budget and its brilliant. Normally I would cringe at cheap super imposed blood but this is genius. Jokes I my self have written down but never been able to bring to like with a dollar store budget. But these guys hilariously do it. Just to get the image in your head image in the Beastie Boys Sabotage video was full length and completely lost its mind in a rampage of violent murders. With home made effects and a horde of villains, this does right what Amazing Bulk does wrong and quickly becomes the video game you wish you were playing right now. A cast that totally gets it and with the creative use of masks becomes the Monty Python of violence. I hope the world gets to see this wackiness and I hope Hammerwood is here to stay.

Chainsaw luchadores, werewolves, tanks and helicopter fights including a nerf gatling gun.. hell yeah!

Also take a drink every time someone uses a portable house phone as a cell phone.. probably the same phone too lol GOLDEN!