#lousyspoopygoddamnphysics

Thankyou, love c:

Gingerbread:Do you like tea?

Yes. Tea is the best drink ever

Tinsel:What perfume/cologne do you wear?

I went to Cologne once if that counts?

Ribbon:What's a book that had a strong impact on you?

Small Gods, The Book Thief (so far), The Martian Chronicles, and some others

Holly:Who was the last person you sent a letter to?

My sweetheart c:

North Pole:What in your life are you most grateful for?

Books

Christmas Carole:Would you change your name if you could?

I think i will anyway?

Santa:What's your favorite month?

I quite like January

Noel:At a movie theatre, which armrest is yours?

Exactly half of each one. The back half.

Rudolf:What's a band a family member introduced you to?

Hawkwind. But unwittingly. my family would never listen to anything but their greatest hits

Candy Cane:Can you make paper snowflakes?

Yes!

Eggnog:What was the name of your first stuffed animal?

I think "pudsy" or possibly "pugsy". He was a yellow bear and any resemblance to pudsey from tv was purely coincidental and a source of bitterness for me.

Mrs. Clause:Have you ever been on a boat in the ocean?

Yep. And the handrails kept on static-zapping me. Cheeky bastards.

Ice:Would you rather be overdressed or underdressed at every party?

Underdressed.

Hot Cocoa:What's your favorite thing about yourself?

I like that i'm relatively good at learning how to make things

Reindeer:What is your patronus?

I still really need to read the books properly why are there so many good books

Yule Log:Least favorite vegetable?

Brussels sprouts. I really don't understand them. Why do people buy them and cook them? It's always been a mystery

Stocking:What color are your socks right now?

They are not.

Elf:If you had unlimited money to one shop, which shop would it be?

Probably Vaughans blacksmith supply. Because the things they sell are really really expensive but useful, so i could save thousands and spend it on books.

Wreath:Are you allergic to anything?

I don't think so

Cookies:Top three favorite bands?

Marillion, Yes, Jethro Tull

Toys:Do you want children?

Probably?

Sleigh Bells:Can you whistle?

Kind of.

Snowman:Do you like accents?

1. What’s your least favorite color? Chartreuse. It's weird. 2. If you could erase one person’s existence from this planet, who would it be and why? Hopefully nobody! But if i had to.... maybe that bloke who changed the pronouns in Shakespear's sonnets? 3. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? I think it's either okra (it's really... just odd. it's one of the few plant based things i won't eat) or a nettle leaf wrapped in a deadnettle leaf. I had to crush it in the other leaf so i didn't get stung. And it was really nice! 4. Why is the sky blue? something to do with light being refracted by air? 5. Are you afraid of any animals? it depends if there's one of them chasing me. like that one time with the duck *shivers* 6. What pets do you want when you’re an adult? CATS and maybe a dog. 7. What does “being a grown up” mean? being able to have pudding before dinner to see if it really makes any difference. 8. What’s your dream job? historical armourer for film/theatre/living history! 9. What’s your favorite weather? when it quite warm and kind of breezy, and it's not really dry but not damp outside. And thin wispy clouds and a little bit of cold in the air. 10. If you could only play one video game series for the rest of your life, what would it be? Elite! Because spaceships and lasers and homing missiles and SPACE 11. Do you believe in a smiling god? I don't get that reference so... probably??

My questions:

1. If you could travel 10 years either into the future or past, but not back to the present moment afterwards, would you? 2. What is your favourite condiment? 3. What is an interesting word that is difficult to use in practically any conversation, but that you like? 4. How far away do you think the closest aliens are to Earth? 5. Do you prefer to listen to the radio, or your own music? 6. What's the fastest time you've finished a book in? 7. What's your favourite type of tree? 8. What do you like to do on really cold winter nights? (or hot days if it doesn't get particularly cold) 9. What's a quote that you find inspirational? 10. Do you write/work better with or without music? 11. What time do you like to get up in the morning when you don't need to be up early for anything?

Thank you!!

Vampire:Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?Probably not.

Werewolf:If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?I have no idea

Witch:If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?World peace would be pretty cool

Ghost:Do you have any regrets?Yep

Frankenstein:Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?I think i'm quite independent? Apart from the fact that i have to rely on my parents for lifts and everything

Mummy:If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?Yes

Zombie:Do you miss anyone right now?Yeah

Faerie:If you could get away with anything, what would you do?Replace all newspaper headlines and stories with science fiction stories

Nymph:What are you like when you’re by yourself?Not all that talkative

Mermaid:How far would you go to keep the one you love?(I'm assuming this means romantic love?) It depends on the situation like if it's a matter of defeating the evil king or something and breaking the spell then i'd give it a good go!

Shapeshifter:What would you change about yourself?It'd be great to not procrastinate

Banshee:If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?In person hopefully, and talking loads and making stupid jokes

Siren:If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?I'd make it so that people are incapable of lying with malicious intent. Instead, they recite the entire script of the bee movie.

Genie:If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?The ability to shapeshift

Fury:What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?"We are out of tofu"

Incubus:What would someone have to do to get in your pants?Ask nicely to borrow them? And be a good friend because i'm not really going to let someone i don't know very well borrow my clothes, that would be weird.