BOUGAINVILLES

how about this by halimedes | M | 2025 It makes more than perfect sense that something like this would happen to Louis.

and you kissed me like you meant it by merihn | E | 2237 It's weird, but not really any weirder than the other things that they're given. The flowers are bright and pretty, not exactly something you'd give to a boyband member you liked, but Liam rolls with it, thanking the blushing girl and making a show of holding them up to his face and breathing in deeply.

Dosed by hybryd0 | M | 2365 It’s a testament to how touchy feely their band is that all the groping and touching don’t set off any alarm bells right up until Louis shoves his hand down Liam’s trousers

high off of you by eleadore | E | 2716 The one where Harry gets hit in the face with flowers and Louis discovers there's only so much you can blame on allergies.

resting on a wave by brokendrums | E | 5261 Harry and Niall should not eat random cookies that a fan gives them.

It Just Comes Natural | E | 6321 Niall's shit at Herbology, but it's never fucked him over /this/ badly before. (aka the Hogwarts!AU sex pollen fic)

A Fever You Can't Sweat Out by LouLa | E | 6580 Someone slips an aphrodisiac into Liam's drink, and the boys initially just think he's got a fever, so Louis offers to take him home. Cue Liam demanding to be fucked as soon as they get to his room...which means Louis has to take care of him until it gets out of his system.

my heart's on fire with a strange desire by 1dspoon | E | 7105 As usual, it starts with Harry and a banana. “Mate, I’m not trying to be funny but that banana doesn’t look right,” Liam says, looking at the fruit in Harry’s hand. “It’s just got a bit of pink on it,” Harry responds, unconcerned. *** Harry eats a highly suspect piece of fruit, and then everyone has sex.

How Scared-GIF by murumokirby360

@lou-bonfightme

When one was hunting a Bonfamille, one had to be careful, sly, and patient and wait for the opportune moment-- when the snake wasn’t surrounded by his usual pureblood posse. Good thing for Nala, she and Toulouse were in quite a few classes this year and she could fill in the gaps. 

So she waited in the empty 3B classroom for Toulouse to pass by on his way back from the Oracle meeting. His girlfriend would be all tied up with the younger writers. Roscoe would be nowhere near. And Nala: Nala would strike. 

She waited... and waited... and then jumped out in front of him from an empty classroom, her wand already out and pointed at him. “Reach for your wand and I’ll bat bogey hex you so fast.” Nala said. “We need to talk. I know what you’re up to, Bonfamille.”

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