#brokendrums

Fic ask game omg help this ask actually makes me want to cry, I had such a strong like full body reaction to thinking about Harry and Niall from so much of the city is our bodies.

My immediate reaction, like first instinctive thought, is that they are married 😭😭😭 and then I was like. Realistically. Would they be? But I want them toooooo. So they are. They’ve been married for almost ten years now!

Get those stakes up higher by becka | E | 2090 Short canon-compliant wedding night porn. Niall and Louis get married in Vegas after the end of the North American leg of the OTRA tour.

Almost Always by kingsofeverything | nr | 2428 After a night out, Louis meets Harry at a bus stop. Harry says they've met before.

Don't Wait (Don't Be Late) by LadyLondonderry | G | 2981 Harry’s ditched his coffee (Liam looked at him reproachfully for dumping it) in favor of some sort of super smoothie (“the right way to get rid of a hangover, Lou”) and Louis watches raptly as his sinfully large hand wraps all the way around the glass. It’s a hand he’s stared at often, with focused attention to to the way the bones in his hand appear when he’s gripping things, and the little veins that criss cross up to his knuckles, and - “Is that a ring?” Louis squeaks. There, on the ring finger of his left hand, is a thick gold band. Harry puts down his smoothie and looks at his hand in surprise. “Yeah,” he says slowly, examining it. “It is.” Or, the Married in Vegas AU where the wrong ones end up married

i think i know he don't love me by littlemissmeggie | E | 6030 Harry was drunk and pouty. Niall was just drunk. And somehow, Harry convinced Niall that it would be so romantic to get married in Las Vegas. Now Niall's freaking out but Harry doesn't seem too upset. or... Niall and Harry are oblivious idiots in love.

can't imagine there's a way to get closer than this by geewhizmo | G | 6877 “We’re married,” Niall says. His eyes are so bright right now that Louis doubts there’s a building in this city that could outshine him. “I know.” Louis reaches out for a fist bump, and their rings clink together. “It’s awesome.” Or, A canon au where Niall and Louis discover a fun way to celebrate their friendship while vacationing in Las Vegas, and the others are a little confused, at first.

Let's Not Fight in Vegas by YesIsAWorld | E | 10054 Louis really should have told Nick that he was head over heels before Nick and Harry walked down the aisle.

it's a beautiful night (we're looking for something dumb to do) by carissima | T | 12473 In which Nick ends up in Vegas for Harry's half-birthday and leaves with a famous popstar husband in tow.

high on a pleasure wheel by brokendrums | E | 18401 Niall wakes up the morning after the Billboard Awards married to Harry. Too hungover to face the media storm, he takes up Harry’s offer to drive him home to LA

how about this by halimedes | M | 2025 It makes more than perfect sense that something like this would happen to Louis.

and you kissed me like you meant it by merihn | E | 2237 It's weird, but not really any weirder than the other things that they're given. The flowers are bright and pretty, not exactly something you'd give to a boyband member you liked, but Liam rolls with it, thanking the blushing girl and making a show of holding them up to his face and breathing in deeply.

Dosed by hybryd0 | M | 2365 It’s a testament to how touchy feely their band is that all the groping and touching don’t set off any alarm bells right up until Louis shoves his hand down Liam’s trousers

high off of you by eleadore | E | 2716 The one where Harry gets hit in the face with flowers and Louis discovers there's only so much you can blame on allergies.

resting on a wave by brokendrums | E | 5261 Harry and Niall should not eat random cookies that a fan gives them.

It Just Comes Natural | E | 6321 Niall's shit at Herbology, but it's never fucked him over /this/ badly before. (aka the Hogwarts!AU sex pollen fic)

A Fever You Can't Sweat Out by LouLa | E | 6580 Someone slips an aphrodisiac into Liam's drink, and the boys initially just think he's got a fever, so Louis offers to take him home. Cue Liam demanding to be fucked as soon as they get to his room...which means Louis has to take care of him until it gets out of his system.

my heart's on fire with a strange desire by 1dspoon | E | 7105 As usual, it starts with Harry and a banana. “Mate, I’m not trying to be funny but that banana doesn’t look right,” Liam says, looking at the fruit in Harry’s hand. “It’s just got a bit of pink on it,” Harry responds, unconcerned. *** Harry eats a highly suspect piece of fruit, and then everyone has sex.

Settle Soft and Follow Thee by LadyLondonderry | G | 2031 There’s something incredibly magical about twilight, Harry’s always thought. He’s never met a deity himself, not even a member of the fae, but if he did, he thinks the inbetween time would be when it happens. Tonight he tries to remind himself of that, that he loves twilight, and that the music of the crickets and the babble of the distant brook are music to his ears.

If You're Hoping for a Harbour by LadyLondonderry | G | 2859 Harry finds a ring.

Flatpack Nation by LadyLondonderry | G | 5475 Louis takes a trip to IKEA. He needs furniture for his new flat. He goes deeper into IKEA than he ever thought possible. He does not end up buying furniture for his new flat.

shiver in streams by brokendrums | E | 13848 Zayn only appears to Niall and Harry a few times a year. Halloween is always particularly special.

all their words for glory always sounded empty by 5sexualhomos | nr | 26825 Due to his overprotective father, Pince Louis of the fairies has never left Faefield. When he finally gets the chance to go out into the world, he must keep his identity a secret, which shouldn’t be a problem. That is, until he meets his roommate Harry.

Delight in Masques by kassio | T | 27596 Popstar Louis Tomlinson has been pulling one over on the mortals for years. In the five years since he put on a human illusion and tried out for the X Factor, none of them have realised that he’s one of the Fair Folk – a cat shapeshifter, to be precise – and he’d like to keep it that way. When he returns to the X Factor as a guest judge, the last thing he expects is for some half-Siren fool to use magic on the judges. Unfortunately, that’s exactly what Harry Styles does. Now Louis has to track down some rogue changeling before he exposes them all. Even worse? Apparently, Harry doesn’t even know what he is.

I Want To Be With You Everywhere by haztobegood | E | 30479 A Seed from the Cherished Tree A Cloud from the Mighty Summit A Flower from the Perpetual Volcano A Pearl from the Perceptive Lake A Love across the Faery Realms Fae Proposals were a rare and ancient ritual. The presentation of the four Tokens to one’s mate would initiate a lifelong, inter-realm bond between their souls. But the Tokens could only be gathered if the lover could overcome the elements of all four Faery Realm Trials. The Trials were dangerous, deadly even. But for Harry, Louis would risk it all.

Gently As She Goes by graceling_in_a_suit | T | 33846 Louis had been Harry’s best friend for as long as she could remember. She was a shoulder to cry on, a head of hair to practice braiding on, a mind as mischievous as Harry’s to scheme up antics and pranks with, someone to fall asleep next to when the nights were cold or when they both got lonely. Someone to dance with, to learn with, to laugh with. They were girls together. Then Louis left. A modern fairytale (literally!) featuring a quest to bring a lost girl home, celtic goddesses, braiding, friendship, true love, and magic.

sneak out the back door, we don't have to say goodbye by alexenglish | E | 4239 Mineola didn’t keep secrets, didn’t have surprises. It was routine, and simple, and Shawn was used to it immediately. Until Niall Horan came home for a visit.

Underneath The Same Sky by autumnconstellations | nr | 5034 louis falls in zayn's lap at a bonfire and it all takes off from there, really.

drunk on you by xxcaribbean | G | 5103 Liam meets a man named Zayn on New Years Eve, and it goes a little something like this: Liam doesn’t know what he’s expecting, but it’s certainly not this.

Down On the Farm by kingsofeverything | E | 5258 Every Friday night there's a steady cloud of dust That leads back to a field filled with pickup trucks Got old Hank crankin', way up loud Got coolers in the back, tailgates down There's a big fire burnin' but don't be alarmed It's just country boys and girls gettin' down on the farm — “Down On the Farm” by Tim McGraw

shiver in streams by brokendrums | E | 13848 Zayn only appears to Niall and Harry a few times a year. Halloween is always particularly special.

Caught By the Sun by metal_eye | M | 19230 "He came every summer. It wasn’t even a question. Harry and his parents—one step, one real—picked up their lives, packed it into a car, and drove long enough to land at the ends of the earth. "The cabin had been in his family for a hundred years. There was no TV, no phone, no computer, no radio. There were decks of cards and plastic deer and marbles. There were skis and leaves and a tree house. "And then there was Louis." Or, Harry and Louis meet every summer at the lake.

The Only Thing That Keeps Me Grounded by lululawrence | nr | 27664 “Shit, I definitely missed the last train.” “Oh no,” Louis lamented. “I’d offer a ride, but I’m part of a carpool and we’re full already. I’m so sorry.” “Really, it’s fine.” Then, what Louis said sank in. “Wait, I thought you were here alone?” “Oh, I am. I’m the only one dancing here tonight. The others were working. In fact, here’s Nick now.” It felt like slow motion as a tall, lanky man with incredible hair came walking over towards Louis. He smiled before pulling Louis into him and giving him a quick kiss. “Nick, this is my new friend Harry. He just moved to the area and he’s amazing at swing. Harry, this is my husband, Nick.” Fuck. Or the one where Harry moves to Washington DC to be a nanny and never expects that his past struggles with love will be brought to a head. He definitely never expects the solution to it all will be the man of his dreams that just so happens to be married to the other man of his dreams.

Scare Me Up A Little Bit Of Love by 100percentsassy | E | 2202 This is just a Halloween drabble that turned into a smutty oneshot.

David S Pumpkins by LadyLondonderry | nr | 3108 Louis has a Halloween party to go to, and the perfect outfit to wear. It's a little odd that people in weird clothes keep appearing and disappearing. Skeleton outfits? A three piece suit covered in pumpkins? Mysterious.

Thriller Night by writingstylinson | T | 4398 Louis Tomlinson takes Halloween seriously... very seriously. He goes all out in decorating his shared apartment and always wears the best costume he can think of. The cherry on top? Winning the costume contest at Niall’s annual Halloween party for the third time in a row. Well… it will be. Until he sees a college freshman wearing the same costume as him.

Let You Lick the Lollipop by allwaswell16 | E | 4429 Louis may be throwing a Halloween costume party for a lot of drunk college students, but that doesn’t mean he can’t also hand out candy to trick-or-treaters. He just has to keep people from stealing all the candy--especially the very hot guy in a toga who won’t leave his candy alone.

Let's Get Ridiculous by xTammyVx | E | 6155 Niall didn’t think that this kind of thing was his kind of thing. Niall buys a fox tailplug online, and wears it for a Halloween party. Zayn is impressed.

Talk Dirty To Me by BriaMaria | E | 13112 They were both naked. And that seemed, again, like a catastrophically bad idea, but here they were anyway. Naked. In the dark. Only a few feet apart. It hadn’t even been a discussion. The minute Harry flipped the lights off, they’d both shucked out of their clothes as if they’d been on fire. “Alright darling,” Louis said, his hand wrapped loosely around his own cock. “Just remember, start slow. Lots of descriptions. Light on the hygiene, heavy on the compliments. You’ve got this.” As if Harry were about to compete in some kind of athletic game. __ Or the one where Harry is absolutely terrible at dirty talk so he asks his best friend to teach him. And the one where Louis knows it's a catastrophically bad idea but agrees anyway.

shiver in streams by brokendrums | E | 13848 Zayn only appears to Niall and Harry a few times a year. Halloween is always particularly special.

to the brim with fright by hereforlou | T | 14225 The only reason he’s here is because it’s tradition. And also, Harry said it’d be fun to make Liam wet himself in fear and Louis agreed. It’ll be hilarious. He’s not an insecure new transfer anymore, thank you very much. It took him no more than a week to insert himself into a group, to get invited to his first party, and to start crushing on someone—he’s not what anyone would call socially impaired. He doesn’t need validation. (Or, the one where Louis’ high and scared and Harry’s...also high and scared.)

Niall studies for his repeat exams and eagerly awaits the results. Sequel to Coffee & TV

Uni!AU where term has just ended and it's the summer. Niall fails his exams and has to work in a coffee shop all summer and after stalking him all semester Harry finally becomes friends with him. Zayn's stays to paint and falls in love with his best friends Liam and Louis.