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Tuesday, December 04, 2018 · 7:00 PM –11:00 PM Lot 45 Bushwick411 Troutman, New York, New York 11237  

December's Theme is Secret Santa! Come climb up onto or over Santa's lap. Maybe he can "adjust your attitude" so you get more than coal in your stockings...

Sign up to pose with Santa!

Write an anon - or not anon! - letter to Santa that will be posted on our Instagram!

Have a holiday tradition you'd like to share with us? Be in touch and let us help you facilitate that!

Happy Hour starts at 7 PM Poses NOW START AT 8 PM and 9 PM!

Wear your holiday sweaters, your New Years Eve dresses, or whatever you think Santa might like best...

We encourage you to come to Tableaux in whatever makes you feel confident and sexy. Come in your work clothes, it’s ok! Wear your collars and cuffs, but leave your toy bags at home. Tableaux is strictly a mixer and an opportunity for those of all comfort levels to socialize outside of a play environment. We ask that you honor that intention by not engaging in overt scenes. Help us cultivate and normalize a culture of safety and consent by participating in explicit verbal consent with your fellow denizens.

We choose themes as fodder to spark conversation with like-minded friends and new acquaintances and to inspire those who wish to draw from life. Left your pens at home? Don’t fret, quills and parchment are available for sale. Don't draw? Join others in a writing exercise, lead by Jack Stratton, aka @writingdirty, or just take in the vibe and meet like-minded people.

Tableaux is a consent forward environment - Please ask before casual touch, and check in before more.

New, curious, or just have a question? Look for a friendly face wearing a red ribbon - who are always happy to meet new faces.

We ask for a 5-10 dollar donation to help pay our models, for flowers, and facilitate PR and photos. We appreciate any and all donations from those who can help.

Good morning,

There was a giant fucking crowd at Tableaux last night and it was a beautiful thing! I was mostly in the front room with my little bookstore, but I got to talk to so many lovely people about dirty books, writing, sex, life, death, and all those other good things.

Thank you so much to everyone that stopped by and picked up a book or two. It was lovely to talk to you and it was gratifying to sell so many books my first time out with the suitcase!

I realized as soon as I set up that I would have to actually tell people what’s in the books. It’s different online in a blog post than it is face to face, but I sucked it up and tried to be as honest and direct as possible. 

“Yeah, that’s just straight bro’s fucking each other. That one is a cuck thing with a lot of group sex, and that’s got some creepy non-consent stuff going on. Oh, that one is about a high school girl fucking three guys on a camping trip. In a lake. If you want classic porn, read this one, and the one up top is somewhat sweet.”

Surprisingly nobody really jumped at the sweet one. 😛

All around it was a good experience and it’s inspiring for future endeavors. Selling books by hand in public is new and exciting and somewhat terrifying, but I thoroughly enjoyed it all the same.

So thanks again, and I hope your day is off to a good start.

Xo