#lorddarkfetus

Only god is eternal.

questions for me:

1. what do you spend most of ur time thinking about? memes mostly

2. whats a really unrealistic dream you have? like a thing you think would be chill to do but would probably never pursue? to finally join the D I C K S Q U A D

3. any movies/books/tv shows you hate that everyone you know seems to love? sienfeld

4. any movies/books/tv shows you love that everyone you know seems to hate:? bee shrek test in the house

5. what’s your favorite name? (for boys, girls, pets, etc) Mike Litoris

6. what is the dumbest thing you’ve ever seen someone else do in public? no idea tbh

7. what is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done in public? once i ran directly into a wall bc i was looking to the side

8. if you had like a million bazillion dollars what would be the first thing you’d buy? a sense of humor

9. what everyday word, not counting “moist” makes you the most uncomfortable? foil or yeast

10. favorite quote? "haha it looks like they are having an orgee" -pomegranate07 pronouncing orgy wrong

11. if it was up to you to invent a really stupid As Seen On TV product that made ppl go like wtf why does this exist what would it be? glow in the dark flashlight

my questions:

1. who do you think would win in a fist fight: shrek or danny devito

2. why do you think that?

3.  favorite type of shark? why?

4. yes or no?

5. if there was only an hour left on earth?

6. hell yea bitch dis go hard as hell flocka i will suck big dick team slut all day and week month year and century i love big naps D I C K S Q U A D?

7. favorite meme?

8. 2nd favorite meme?

9. make a meme out of my face in the following blank...

10. would you rather have hiccups for the rest of your life or feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

alex is actually my favorite name and if i ever end up having kids then i will name my first kid (boy or girl) alex. but i know a guy named alex and we always used to play xbox together and have p deep talks at like 2 am while we were both playing skyrim but we dont really talk much anymore. also this nerd is one of my tumblr friends and we need to talk more and once i sent him a message saying good dong but i meant song and he has a screenshot and rip me

this fuckin nerd tagged me in this ok lets go its gonna be under the cut

Idk what that is but maybe

No

ay thank