Me: okay fine. I will reread *just* book 1 of the republic in order to contribute to this hyper specific LOTR debate. *just* book 1.
the republic: *has the info I want in book2*
me: okay fine 2 books of the republic.
my read aloud book club: let’s read the republic out loud, shall we? The whole thing. Well start with book one.
Me: >:(









