#longop

Optimus:before you kill me,Megatron,let me tell my conjunx I love them one last time!

Megatron:fine then. Get on with it!

(Optimus texts Longarm ‘I love you’)

(Everyone immediately turns to the monitor as Shockwave gets a notification right as he’s done)

Shockwave:I

Since Blackarachnia helped Shockwave with the Longarm design imagine if she had a secret comm (like a walkie talkie but in the audial receptor idk) for him to kill Optimus for her revenge

Only for her to hear Shockwave/Longarm moaning as Optimus is absolutely ruining his valve very rough in berth, screaming his name while his voice muffled by the pillow

(Unfortunately Blackarachnia is turned on from this ‘conversation’ even if she can’t see it)

Longarm trying to make excuses of not being able to be in a relationship with Optimus (even though he wanted that thick spike) but Oppy managed to find solutions for it

Are you sure? Hopefully our age gap is not too much-

I love older bots

But my frame! I’m not as slim as the others-

I love BBB (Big Beautiful Bots) and thicc thighs

I’m way past my prime, there’s no way we are able to make sparklings together-

*Optimus pulled out fertility pills (or the equivalent of it idk)*

In the end Longarm happily accepted defeat and became conjunx with Optimus (and getting sparked like he always dream off)

They meet again ltr by accident, Longarm now graduated and climbing the ranks while Optimus is prepping his crew and ship to leave for another long space trip. And they are like hi well this is crazy but what's one more night together? (That spike/valve was crazy gd)

But by accident Longarm ends up on the ship as a stowaway (overslept, too well fucked bless Optimus), Op probably had the nice idea of dropping him off at the next space port since the schdule is too tight to wait when they find the Allspark and everything goes down. All the while the ship is on fire/everyone else fighting Megatron, Longarm is torn between 'bruhh my Prime promotion 😭🥀' and 'My Liege, give me 5 mins I'll definitely help you— 😫🙏🙏🙏'

The rest of the show goes on, just longarm in the background awkwardly trying his best to repair Teletran-1 asap to get home/secretly help his Lord while maintaining the love for Optimus

Why can’t I have dreams like this :(((((((

Optimus:okay…?

Longarm:(turns into Shockwave)

Shockwave:this is who I really am.

Shockwave:I’m taking a huge risk showing you this,and I completely understand if you wanna break up with me or even turn me in…