#lolicopter

Siamese cat stimboard

- "Where the hell will we find Ben and Jerry's Belgian Dark Chocolate ice cream at this hour?"

- "We'll find something."

- "lt'll be closed."

Drew: you ready for this? You have to be impressed by the name. It has nothing to do with space or regular docking. It's when you poop in a condom, freeze it, then use it as a dildo.

*General reaction of disgust*

Brandon: Yeah but condoms break and the heat of your butt is going to melt the poop so then you are going to get caught with shit up your ass.

*waits three seconds*

So I'm tired of the hollow rituals

and how we give each other

permission to judge and condemn,

to look down and condescend

with mass-thoughts and recycled phrases

tossing hell-fire with tongues,

wearing masks and disguising

just how sinful our lives are

by writing cheques and giving money -

flaunting our Pharisee tendencies - 

so we lack where we shouldn't

and we can wear hideous self-righteousness like a badge of honour.

And we hem each other in

wear our veneers

and like sheep confuse God with a man

perform our prayers, cry out, shout amen.

And I'm tired of it,

sitting with that feeling of

"this is so contrived,

not personal, too public,

this is devoid of that quiet suggestion

that God is kind and smiling

and holding your hand even when you are lost".

And so I pull away

because I do not want to be corrupted.

I would like to be myself always,