âIf you think youre having a bad day, spare a thought for the helmsman who somehow managed to stick his giantass ship sideways into the goddamn Suez Canal & blocked it into literal gridlock & is currently costing every seafaring nation of Earth like millions of dollars every hourâ
God, this comedy commentary on the Suez Canal blockage is just good. And if you havenât read his previous rice truck saga Twitter thread, thatâs also a thing of beauty. (Also recommend his sci-fi novel âDomechildâ)













