#lokixtony

"I'm wearing a new corset, and you're worried about her pearls?"

Strange: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Loki: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroyed. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

*The Avengers watch him warily*

Tony: So, Lokes, why do you need all those knives?

*Loki summons a Roomba*

Loki: I was going to tape them to all your Roombas and watch them fight to the death...

*Wary silence; Loki twirls the knives*

Whoo! I’ve finished my second fanfic for my @marveltrumpshate auction wins! Congratulations to @wspaceblog who won the 10K ( which of course went over to 16k) FrostIron Fic!

This was how it was between them, hot and cold, sweet and sour, alien and human. They were both jagged around the edges, broken and betrayed one too many times, forgotten, villainized, yet together they soothed the worse of the hurts, slotted together all their shattered pieces to create something new.

In the wake of Thanos and the Battle of Earth, Tony and Loki have come together to form a relationship that suits them both… now, if Tony has gone and caught feelings for Loki, that’s nobody’s business but his own.

With the Asgardians struggling to find their place on Earth, an alliance is offered to them by the light elves of Alfheim, a marriage alliance involving Loki.

Convinced this is what is best for Loki and his people, Tony breaks off their relationship at great cost to his own happiness.

Tony: Physically? no injuries detected, literally? I'm not just a snacc, I'm a whole three-course meal with added desserts and entrées.

Loki:

Tony:

Tony: Mentally? I could use some therapy.

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe; Thor (Movies); The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Relationships: Loki/Tony Stark; Loki & Tony Stark Characters: Loki (Marvel); Tony Stark; Thor (Marvel); Bruce Banner Additional Tags: Wordcount: 5.000-10.000; Pre-Slash; Gen or Pre-Slash; POV Loki (Marvel); Loki & Tony Stark Friendship; Good Loki (Marvel); Loki Needs a Hug (Marvel); Loki Has Issues (Marvel); Loki Does What Loki Wants (Marvel); Tony Stark Has A Heart; Loki-centric (Marvel); Coffee Addict Tony Stark; Post-Thor: Ragnarok (2017); Not Thor: Ragnarok (2017) Mid-Credits Scene Compliant; Civil War Team Iron Man; Not Steve Rogers Friendly; Implied/Referenced Torture; Implied/Referenced Mind Control; its a loki fic; What Did You Expect; Post-Captain America: Civil War (Movie); Angst; Ambiguous/Open Ending ;Pre-Relationship ;Not Beta Read; One Shot; Enemies to Friends; Dark Thor (Marvel); (kinda?); making up lore Words: 6,038 A/N: for @badthingshappenbingo worked themselves to exhaustion

Summary:

Thanos doesn't attack the Asgardians and they make it to Earth safely, but as soon as they arrive Thor neglects his responsibilities as king and goes off partying. Loki is left to deal with a bunch of Asgardians and has to get them as home.

A month later, Loki gets Thor back to New Asgard, and Tony Stark shows up.

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Loki flopped onto his bed with a tired groan, he loved his brother, he truly did, but when he had finally believed Thor to be ready for the throne, Thor had left to go out partying for a month without telling him. Which meant Loki had to find the Asgardians a home; convince the UN he wasn’t going to attack Midgard; make sure the Asgardians didn’t cause any destruction; and try to find Thor.

remember that little doodle I did for @rabentochter? Welllll i lined and colored it!