haha who’s this poorly-drawn douchebag
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haha who’s this poorly-drawn douchebag

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I feel like I may have overworked this, but it’s always fun to draw my Pointiest Boy
not nearly enough pictures of George on this blog so I thought it was time to fix that
I don’t know if I’ll ever get around to writing down how it happened that Loki turned George in 1903 so here’s the summary:
Loki: hey you know what’s great? being really hard to kill and biting people for fun. you want to do that forever? George: hahaha totally, big mood amiright -LATER- George: oh fuck

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TEEFS. I was bored.
Loki - Piercing teeth (obviously, as a vampire). The fangs of his monster form face inward and have triple points, inflicting a fair bit of lacerating damage when he bites.
Alice - DO YOU LIKE STABS? Alice’s fangs have a supernatural ability to “drain” things that don’t even have blood. Her teeth are somewhat fragile and occasionally get knocked out/fall out (compensated by her vampiric regeneration, fortunately), and can’t do anything except pierce.
Morris - Technically they’re.. claws? spikes? horns?? Makes no difference, he’s a gooball and that’s not a real mouth. Crushing/pressure damage mostly.
The Tarawag - Front teeth rodent-like, often used to pick things up. Curved (simian) canines, rest of the teeth are a mammal/reptile mix that looks crocodilian. Crushing/piercing damage, powerful jaw. Additionally the Tarawag has 6 tusk-like keratin “teeth” outside of his jaw, 4 of which are very long. These are used in battle to inflict goring damage like a boar, but if he opens his mouth wide enough he can do a ridiculous impaling bite.
Sea Dog - Mimicking white shark teeth, used for the same purpose. Serrated teeth for sawing and cutting, bottom teeth are slightly thinner to achieve a better grip when the head is shaken side-to-side. Teeth fall out frequently and are replaced.
KnockingStar - Influences from camelids, equines, and human teeth. Janky camelid tusks aren’t usually visible unless they pull their cheeks back. Star is an omnivore and has suitable teeth for it (not always the case with Relics). Most of Star’s long mouth is covered by cheek.
CycloneWhite - Mainly felid teeth with small rodent incisors and influence from dogs and ferrets. Cyclone is an obligate carnivore and has a matching set of teeth. He’s also had them artificially sharpened and strengthened. Cyclone’s lips and gums would probably usually be darkly coloured, but he’s an albino.
I find D&D’s alignment system to be awkward to apply to anything that isn’t specifically a high fantasy tabletop character, but here have some charACTERS ANYWAY
oc ranking: best with children, best at hosting parties, worst party guest
Best with kids: Lenny? idk he’s just an all around nice guy but I see him being especially good with kids? He’s super friendly and patient and doesn’t dumb anything down, and is childish enough to have a real great time doing things like playing king-of-the-castle and tag. Helps that he’s also fairly indestructible. Other candidates: hmmm geeze I think most of my characters either dislike kids or it would be a really horrible idea to leave kids with them x__x
Parties: Again I’m gonna say Yee? I’m sure he was some kind of caterer or fancy chef in at least one of his previous incarnations. Morris would be terrible at hosting parties because he has no income and no sense of responsibility, but he’s great at making an already existing party a better party. If you want some kind of Serious Fancypants Event I bet Ballius is pretty good at that, it might even be part of his Koisha training.
Worst Party Guests: Also, Morris. Greatly gifted at turning parties absolutely insane, basically. Simon. Will be an antisocial little git and criticize everything; only topics of conversation are one-upmanship or cars. Drinks too much wine and has to be driven home. Also, Loki. Don’t invite Loki to your party.