oi was any one of ya fuks goin to tell me arse tha frogs eat with they eyes or was i suppose to find tha out on me own?? ?

milf is literally a porn category. you weren’t there in 2014 when it was like the most disgusting nd humiliating thing in the world 2 be caught watching milf porn. it’s NOT AT ALL a good thing 2 call women “milfs” like it’s a compliment.

perhaps on friday i should go trainer shopping in town....

i keep thinking 2 myself that maybe he’s only running w me right now bc it’s convenient or he’s bored. but then i remember that he literally went 11 MILES out of his way for me at like 4 in the morning and physically, he’s very much out of my league. a guy like him could have literally any girl he wants and yet he’s texting ME abt death on the nile and asking how my film pitch went and putting up with my incessant rudeness. like, why?

just bought fake flowers for my harryween costume 😵‍💫