my boyfriend reckons id look good dressed up as foxxy cleopatra and i'd love to make a pair of solid gold pleather shorts......

hungery

my boyfriend :]

that boyfriend of mine needs to start looking like a thug again. like back when my grandma was worried abt him for reasons other than his adorable shyness. he needs to let my sister slit his eyebrow and get at least 4 tattoos.

internet woolawoos are not into the women im into. im into women that are still on snapchat and wear those awful bowlegged motorbike jeans. im into women who like white rappers.

THAT REMINDS MEEEEEE!! i helped this girl look for her keys at the club on friday night and she was so sexy. one of those wannabe gangster white girl barbers called annalise type sexy. i told her she's so gorgeous and she said "thank you darling" i could have DIED!!

i wish i could show u this man. he's a tesco self-checkout queue daydream direct from heaven.

SO! im removing mr dalliance 2024 from the employee system (bc that's my job lol) and his profile pic is his passport photo and ive never seen it before and i feel like im looking at a boyband poster 😳🙊

hk in october AGAIN! 😤