#logantaylor

With his birthday looming, Ethan decided to work off that middle aged bulge before it became permanent.  

Just in time too.  *sniff*

Ethan is still hot even without a magic overlay face lift. But he doesn’t seemed thrilled with the graying hair and additional wrinkles

Connie:  You’re not older baby, You’re better.  Let’s take a selfie to memorialize this day. 

Next, just to prove he was indeed ‘better’ Ethan took her to the bedroom for a little woohoo.  

Ethan arrives home from work and finds his still young woohoo partner.  Ethan: You’ve been working out! Connie: I need to be able to keep up with you and all these kids Ethan:  I love you Connie.  Smoooch

Logan:  Me too Daddy -  Megan:  He doesn’t want to pick you up. You’re too big now. 

Ethan: Come here son.

Logan to Megan:  Nanny nanny boo boo!

When we last left, Connie and Ethan had just gone out on a date.  A few days later .... and she looks very miserable.  She is ready for this to be done!

Connie’s a pro at this now.  She ran to the delivery table and hoped in before the Old man ghost doctor or even Ethan could get there and waited.... Poor thing. 

Finally, with everyone in attendance and Ethan and his little dad bod did the baby freak out dance, Connie delivered their fourth child. 

A BOYYYY!  Meet Logan Taylor. 

Daddy Ethan is thrilled.  Maybe having a fourth child wasn’t such a bad idea after all.  Ethan:  Maybe we can age up a couple of your sisters huh Logan. If Juliette and Megan grow up a little, surely they’ll stop crying about having a little brother. Huh?  CONNIE!!!!  Cake - now!

Connie:  Okay girls, you heard Daddy, let’s go....OMG ...  what happened in here while we were getting your brother?  You definitely need to age up then clean this mess up!

Juliette cleaned the mess so she could go first.  She was stoked to become a teen. 

Next was baby with the same cake.  She isn’t so excited. She liked being the ‘baby’. Connie: Blow out the candles Megan.... then you can be a big girl and go to school.... Megan:  But I don’t waaaant tooo.   Connie: BLOW!

- Martin Pengelly

There may not be anyone, or anything, in the known world more English to English than Logan Taylor. Logan is a 25-year-old from suburban Los Angeles who is consumed (and, increasingly, illustrated) by one great passion: Arsenal Football Club. He's also a friend of the writer Sam Blum, who spoke to him as part of a fascinating piece on America's growing appreciation for Britain's dominant cultural export – round-ball football.

Sam's piece launched today on The Guardian, and in it Logan explains his very American love for extreme football fandom, a very British – in this case, very English – phenomenon:

I've found this outlet for performing loyalty, perpetuating a legendary verbal history, defending something at times very blindly and feeling pride in something only slightly larger than myself, all the while feeling this great sense of brotherhood and immortality.

And you thought watching the Premier League in the US was only about getting up on a Saturday, marvelling at Mesut Özil and wondering what on earth NBC's British pundits are on about when they advocate 'getting it into the mixer'.

Advantage: US, increasingly