#ethantaylor

It’s Nichole’s birthday.  She is the oldest daughter.  (Six days early because Ethan... well he’s a LOT older than Connie.  He’s only 2 days to horny old man.  :(   So we are hurrying up the aging of the kiddos.   

Ethan:  Who are you?  You look sorta familiar.  

Nichole: I’m your daughter Daddy.  I spun into a teenager while you were at work.

Ethan:  You’re grounded forever.

Awwwww. Megan sweetness!  She’s usually demanding attention and was tired so curled up for nap....

Ethan: Connie, we need to talk.  Remember when I said I wanted a boy?  I was only kidding.  Have you SEEN Nichole.  

Connie:  I have. She’s our daughter.  And Uh... well ....

Ethan:  Don’t worry.  I grounded her for life.

Connie: You can’t ground her for life Ethan.  What I meant was....

Connie:  Too late.  I’m already preggers with number four.   Ethan:  Ohhhh.  I’m dead.  Connie:  Let’s go out and celebrate.  Nichole can babysit!

Nichole:  You guys owe me BIG time for this.  Come on bra...I mean Megan. 

Ethan admires Connie’s a$$ a lot.  Then hugs her. 

Ethan:  You have a really nice ass Connie.

Connie:  Awww thank you sweetheart.

Ethan: Will you still love me when I’m old?

Connie:  Of course darling. I need someone to help with all these kids you made.  

Ethan:  I love you Connie. 

Smoooochies.....

Connie: It won’t be long now.

Nichole:  I wanna feel too!  

Connie:  Of course sweetie.... 

Ethan: Don’t get used to being picked up Juliette.  Mom said we could age you up before the baby is born.  

Juliette:  But I’ll still be the favorite, right Daddy? 

Juliette was unimpressed with being aged up..... 

Now she had to do homework with Nichole, who thought she was so much smarter than everyone. 

Ethan: But I’m not ready!  

Connie: Well baby number three is .... 

Ethan puffed out his chest as he held Megan, his third baby girl, in his arms.  

Megan doesn’t lack for attention....

Ethan: We have lots of babysitters now.  We could do this one more time.  Maybe get a boy?  

Connie:  - - - - - - 

With his birthday looming, Ethan decided to work off that middle aged bulge before it became permanent.  

Just in time too.  *sniff*

Ethan is still hot even without a magic overlay face lift. But he doesn’t seemed thrilled with the graying hair and additional wrinkles

Connie:  You’re not older baby, You’re better.  Let’s take a selfie to memorialize this day. 

Next, just to prove he was indeed ‘better’ Ethan took her to the bedroom for a little woohoo.  

Ethan arrives home from work and finds his still young woohoo partner.  Ethan: You’ve been working out! Connie: I need to be able to keep up with you and all these kids Ethan:  I love you Connie.  Smoooch

Logan:  Me too Daddy -  Megan:  He doesn’t want to pick you up. You’re too big now. 

Ethan: Come here son.

Logan to Megan:  Nanny nanny boo boo!

NOTE:  Read top to bottom.... :)

Connie:  I’m sorry Nichole, Daddy’s at work, you’re stuck with Mommy today.

Connie:  Night night.  Sorry, Daddy will be back soon.  Promise.  And VERY soon you’ll have a little brother or sister!

Connie:  Feel it?  It’s soooo wiggly. Not like Nichole.  Maybe it’s a boy!

Connie:  Let’s have spaghetti, I hear that helps make boys too..... Umm. I’m not feeling too good, can you give Nichole her bath? Ethan: Yeah, right Con...

Ethan: It’s a good thing I didn’t wear a shirt.  

Ethan: Guess what? Mommy had the baby!  

Nichole:  OHHHHH Can I play with it?

It’s a girl!  Meet Juliette Taylor.  

When we last left, Connie and Ethan had just gone out on a date.  A few days later .... and she looks very miserable.  She is ready for this to be done!

Connie’s a pro at this now.  She ran to the delivery table and hoped in before the Old man ghost doctor or even Ethan could get there and waited.... Poor thing. 

Finally, with everyone in attendance and Ethan and his little dad bod did the baby freak out dance, Connie delivered their fourth child. 

A BOYYYY!  Meet Logan Taylor. 

Daddy Ethan is thrilled.  Maybe having a fourth child wasn’t such a bad idea after all.  Ethan:  Maybe we can age up a couple of your sisters huh Logan. If Juliette and Megan grow up a little, surely they’ll stop crying about having a little brother. Huh?  CONNIE!!!!  Cake - now!

Connie:  Okay girls, you heard Daddy, let’s go....OMG ...  what happened in here while we were getting your brother?  You definitely need to age up then clean this mess up!

Juliette cleaned the mess so she could go first.  She was stoked to become a teen. 

Next was baby with the same cake.  She isn’t so excited. She liked being the ‘baby’. Connie: Blow out the candles Megan.... then you can be a big girl and go to school.... Megan:  But I don’t waaaant tooo.   Connie: BLOW!