Okay wait hear me out
the Matt Damon characters as birds
Linus is a crow cuz he’ll steal you shiny things if you give him food
Mark would be a pigeon cuz he SUCKS (i love him and pigeons are scrappy little guys)
Will hunting is a gray macaw because they smart and high maintenance
Jason Bourne is a golden eagle cuz he’s a cutie pie and strong asf
YESSS YOU’RE SO SMART!!
linus is for sure a crow like that man is a pick pocketer he will keep taking stuff for you to the point you need a second house for everything to go in. crows also cause lots of power outages because they steal cables for nests
pigeons are cutiesssss i would give pigeon mark breadcrumbs!! specifically that photo he looks a lil mad but he’s also tiny so he can’t do shit. pigeons also can detect their own reflection which normally most birds can’t do, which i feel like matches marks vibes
that gray macaw looks like they’re judging my life choices seriously or just looking at me like i’m dumb AF!! which is very will hunting of them. apparently gray macaws have near-human intelligence which when you think about it is crazy, they are also very good mimics!
idk why but that golden eagle is mogging me…but golden eagles can go as fast as 193km/hr (120freedom units/hr) and are apex predators, so i feel like if jason bourne would lock tf in he could get there
