May 18, 2021
// 😅 SORRY GUYS THE M!A RECIPE SAID WE DON’T NEED NOODLES
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// 😅 SORRY GUYS THE M!A RECIPE SAID WE DON’T NEED NOODLES
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*stares at Arthur willing to murder someone for shrubbing their hard drives in their sink* Hell yeah! They have to get cleaned in the dish washer! Less scratches!
The lizard climbs Arthur awkwardly and rests on his shoulders. "Are they bothering you with questions? Want me to spray them with my eyes?" Its clawed hand comes to rest on Arthur's cheek. "Only say what you want to say."
Arthur is still tense, but he does seem to relax at seeing the lizard. He even manages a smile, and his hand reaches up to stroke at its head. "Thanks buddy. You don't have to worry about me. I'm fine." He stood up. "Why don't I get you something while you're here?"
"Hey, hey, hey," the lizard sits near Arthur's feet. "Should I call you Nyahthur now?" It giggles loudly. "Don't nyah know that it is a purrfect oppurrtunity for pets? You can receive them this time!"
"Oh my god. You're just as bad as the rest of them." Arthur patted the lizard's head. "You gotta be kitten me with all these puns. They're all clawful."
A most handsome fat-tailed gecko brings a little box to you. It winks and disappears. The lizard is suddenly standing next to you. "Damn, they're goddamn stupid, but so cute. Couldn't resist hiring one to bring that."
Arthur looked between the lizard, and where the small gecko had been. It was cute, and reminded him of a leopard gecko. Watching waddle with a little box on its back was like being slammed in the face with a serotonin bat of cuteness. “They’re adorable.” Even if they could be himbo geckos, he loved them so so much.
Arthur glanced towards Zard one more time after taking the box from where it’d been left on the floor. “But...what’s in the box?”
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*offers to spray blood from its eyes at the fey* "I mean, either to deterr them or to distract them, when you attack. I also could go komodo and do chomp!"
“DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I’VE GOT THE POWER OF BASEBALL AND LIZARDS ON MY SIDE”
Maybe, just maybe, if you call Splatter Luwuis often enough, he will step back from the claim of your soul? Just saying... After watching his reaction to your... interesting choice of language.
“His punishment for abandoning me is to be named for 3 days Spwatter Luwuis thank you”
Arthur! *paws* Have you seen the wilkinson sword advertisement? *wheeze laughs* What is worse? The shattered glass in the bed or the shaving with a sword?
“I have! It’s pretty funny.”
“and personally, glass in the bed is way worse. I mean what if you miss a piece? They were pretty clearly going for uh... you know. Stuff. At least the shaving isn’t too bad if done well, and won’t like-- get ya at an inopportune time.”