#lizard characters

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We got the lizards from The Lion Guard (with hc names for some of the other skinks), The Chameleon from TUFF Puppy, Rango and Beans from Rango, Joy and Randall from the Monsters Inc franchise, Zoe from Back to the Outback, Joanna the Goanna from The Rescuers Down Under, Liz from The Magic School Bus, and Leo from his respective Netflix movie! And ofc the mf from Geico hhhjfhf

And as always, here are the highlights from the 2 rounds I did!

Round 1:

Hodari already ripping a mace out of Liz’s claws

Shupavu and Leo fight for a bag but Leo gives up (smart move, Leo)

Hasira/the orange skink tries shooting an arrow at Randall but misses and shoots Pascal instead (OOF)

The Chameleon stalking the Geico Gecko (he just wanted to save 15% or more on his car insurance hfhfhfh)

Joanna steps on a landmine. So does Joy later on :(

Waza and Nyata hold claws (the gay and the lesbian hfhfhfgf)

Kinyonga, Espio, and Hodari track down and kill the Geico Gecko

I think Randall, Espio, and Ora were singing songs together. Not expecting that but nice to know they’re having a good time

Same happens with Leo, Rango, and Kenge

Shupavu literally backstabbing Ora

Shupavu, Hasira, Zoe, Nyata, and Waza track down and kill Miss Crawley (wtf ya’ll she’s such a sweet old lady…)

Njano and Liz fight Beans and Randall. The latter survive bc NJANO WTF WERE YOU THINKING TRYING TO FIGHT A LITERAL MONSTER-

Leo steals from Kenge

Nyeusi kills Kinyonga cuz she won’t kill Zoe or Leo

Beans throws a knife into Shupavu’s head (AYO-)

HODARI’S A SAVAGE CUZ HE STABS KENGE WITH SAIS AND THEN THE CHAMELEON WITH A TREE BRANCH

Beans and Rango are cuddling with the Chameleon and Espio for some reason and not each other

Randall dies from hypothermia :((((

Espio and I think Miss Crawley tending to Nyeusi’s wounds (dawwww)

The Chameleon unsuccessfully attempting to start a fire

I like to think he turned into a lighter and then realized he had to be held to make a fire and was like “I did not think this through…”

The Feast happens and while Hasira, Hodari, and Nyeusi are being pacifists, the rest kill Beans. Yes, even Rango (tho I like to think he didn’t know until it was too late)

Leo being all like “I miss my husband (Squirtle), you guys…I miss him a lot”

Rango stabs Leo (ooooo karma for killing his gf)

Nyeusi poisons Zoe’s drink and Hasira poisons Nyeusi’s drink back to back. (to a fellow skink Hasira I’m surprised at you!)

After Rango bashes Hodari’s head with a mace, Hasira shoots an arrow into his head

So the winner of Round 1 is Hasira!

Round 2:

Geico is out cuz Beans spears him in the abdomen

Miss Crawley poisons Shupavu’s drink, then begs Randall to kill her, which he does (I like to think Crawley poisoned her by accident and felt bad about it)

Njano taints Joy’s food, killing her

Njano picking flowers :)

Beans sets an explosive off, killing Liz, Kenge, and Zoe (DAMN BEANS)

Ora and Pascal holding claws (the size difference 😭)

Randall catching Espio off guard and killing him (that’s a Randall thing)

Hodari steals from Ora

Rango and Leo work together

Hasira, Njano, Waza, Nyata, and the Chameleon track down and kill Hodari (NOOOOO)

Chameleon taints Ora’s food

Rango and Nyororo both drown Hasira (the BETRAYAL)

An Arena Event!

NJANO NOOOOOOOOO MY BOY 😭😭😭😭

Since I doubt Waza cares about Kinyonga (cuz he DID chase her with the other skinks), his “agony” was 100% fake/sarcastic

Chameleon survived by turning into one of those mf’s

Another Feast where Chameleon kills Nyororo, Nyata steals Leo’s memoirs, Rango kills Nyeusi, and Randall kills Waza

Chameleon stabs Leo to death (jesus dude) and for a little bit he, Rango, and Randall don’t wanna kill each other

Rango accidentally kills himself by detonating a land mine and Randall kills the Chameleon

So finally….after losing to Sully in Monsters University, being banished and beaten in Monsters Inc, getting arrested in MAW, and killed in all 3 rounds of the Monsters Inc hunger games….. MY BOY HAS FINALLY WON