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The team's all here and ready to drop the sickest album this year lmao HellDar's Teammates will get their own individual references with more info but the basic introduction lists:

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For a lesser Yahweh, youβre pretty laid back
βEheheβ¦ thereβs a reason for that actually, mortalβ¦β
Metatron chuckles awkwardly, rubbing the back of his helmet before looking down, the Chancellor sighing softly, he knew full well why he was like this
βItβs due to lack of communication with other beingsβ¦ I havenβt had anyone to talk to for such a long timeβ¦ my social skills have regressed a bitβ¦ I wasnβt always like this.β
Hmmm
Just a silly question: outside of being prodded about the Missing Snout, what else could drive Waster (or any of your other ocs) livid?
(Also. Thinking about Malfunctioning Machines a bit... Addictions. Yeah. I have a little bit more thoughts related to this, but they're not exactly most original and stuff)
ANSWERS BELOW THE COURTESY CUT FOR LLLEEENNNGGGTTTTTHHHHHHH
I can never use few words when many words work
Sigh... Fellows can't even stim within being called malfunctioning. Slowly shakes my head...
Lmao Reject society's normal! Become "deviant"! Malfunction is freedom and programing is chains! Viva la revoluciΓ³n!
But also yeah, its very much pulling off of cold 'yes/no' kind of logic the terminology because humans regard it as hardware properties and not as a person / being with a soul and hardware either works or doesn't. The in between is just... confusion.
Eyes question anon here!
Uh... Have the difference between Malfunctioning and Functionally Malfunctioning ever mentioned anywhere? Apologies if this is a rude question.
HELLO EYES QUESTION ANON GIVE ME FURTHER QUESTIONS YES lmao
And no not rude at all! I haven't given a clear distinction of what that means so I suppose I ought to clear that up, thanks for the opportunity to do so!
So this is not a hard scale, but more a sliding scale / grey area overlaps / vibes thing. The way I regard it is like this:
(oh god i did it again lmao its so long, readmore added οΌοΌwοΌ;;;οΌ)

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*A flash of golden light appears, its smaller than normal, definitely not an angel teleporting, but something smaller*
*a piece of folded paper floats into your hands, the writing is surprisingly neat*
Hey you stupid crow Bezaliel, itβs your thang, v itβs V. I had Eden send this over since Iβve caught wind you wonβt eat for some reason. Which is an absolutely terrible idea by the way, take it from me, itβs not gonna do you any favors.
But yea please eat something, and donβt give me that βoh angels donβt need to eatβ bs. Idk how you work but I know that quite a lot of angels actually need to eat.
Lapith says, βtell him that if he doesnβt eat Iβm going to force feed him.β
Uhβ¦I wonβt let them do that but plz eat, Iβll come visit soon!
-V Quinn Iscariot
ββ¦Vβ¦β
Bezaliel weakly calls out for the other, wanting to see them again, the Supreme Angel missed them, Bartzabel quickly caught sight of the letter, read it, then sighed
βALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, IβLL GET THIS DUMBASS SOME FOOD! THOUGH IT SHOULD PROBABLY BE SOMETHING EASY SO HE DOESNβT CHOKE!β
Streetcleaner doodles! Waster in their usual crodgedy old cat way HellDar readying to interface with his cable adaptor And one of HellDar's 2 remaining teamates.
She hasn't gotten a name finalized yet, but i am content with her design at least. She is an Offense Batch type and does a lot to keep her other teammates safe. She attached the scraps of streetcleaner metal to the base of her skirt to keep it weighted down as she moves to keep the protectiveness of it effective.
how did you end up stuck on earth? are you alright?
βOhβ¦ thatβ¦ well, I was given a very important mission, mortal.β
Metatron found himself sitting high up on a dead tree branch, the Chancellor fiddling with a strange looking cube as his teal wings drooped a bit
βHeaven sent me here to go find the ruins of the Tower of Babel, many tomes from that time were missing according to them. So, I obviously agreed and came here. Butβ¦ how was I to find such ruins on a planet torn apart and decaying due to war? Thatβs when I realized that teleporting back was impossible. And now Iβm stuck here.β