#littlestbionicgirl

Couldn’t decide which one I liked more BUT June 8th is Best Friend’s Day!

So happy Best Friend’s Day to some of my best!

Lol of course LokiBran: How is your health?Better than yours tbh. No ok sorry im a dick tonight. Um yeah it’s pretty good. I still have some sinus bs going on and my knees hurt bc the weather (fucking hell I AM NINETY) but other than that Im p good. Thanks for asking ;D

Ra: Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?Um no not really. I mean I wrangle you and give our friend with the abusive family somewhere to hide out when they get too bad but other than that not really.

Hekate: Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?Ok see I may like horror movies but I AM REALLY NOT UP FOR MY LIFE BECOMING ONE CARMEN.

Oh yes my baby loves me

Send Me A Ship And I’ll Say Who:

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor

S T I L E S bro, and if you think anything else you are kidding yourself. Stiles is the messiest motherfucker. He may actually be incapable of getting his clothes into the hamper. They all end up in a two foot radius AROUND the hamper. Derek halfheartedly threatens divorce every other week,

forgets to run the dish washer

THAT, my dear, is a group effort. One of them will stack it, but then when they’re trying to do the bottom rack the other gets really, really fascinated with their ass and one thing leads to another and someone is getting banged on the kitchen counter while the dishwasher sits un-run.

pumps gas for the car

Ok you know damn well that Derek doesn’t touch the jeep and Stiles doesn’t touch the camaro. They have a system and it works for them and they don’t question the system. Derek pumps the gas for the camaro while Stiles runs in and gets snacks, Stiles pumps the gas for the jeep while Derek gets the (healthy) snacks

drives when they’re going somewhere

Depends on the car (THEY HAVE A SYSTEM) but Derek is PRETTY SURE that Stiles’ jeep cannot survive anything more stressful than a stroll around Beacon Hills so they take the Camaro most of the time.

rearranges the furniture

Stiles. He gets bored with the set up of the house so freaking often. Derek has gone on a milk run and come back to find the sofa on the opposite side of the room (and Stiles with a pulled muscle)

falls asleep with the TV on

Stilessssssss. All the time. It drove Derek nuts at first but Stiles absolutely cannot fall asleep without the TV on. It just doesn’t happen. When they were dating and they’d spend the night at Derek’s he would pull up Netflix on his phone and put it on the nightstand and let it play so he’d be able to fall asleep,

gets to use the bathroom first

It’s never actually been an issue because Derek ALWAYS wakes up before Stiles. Derek likes to wake up early and run and shower and already have breakfast almost done by the time Stiles is lured down the stairs by the smell of Derek’s bacon shaped bribe.

decides the temperature for the ac/heater

Derek isn’t actually bothered by it, being a werewolf he is pretty much climate controlled, so he lets Stiles control the thermometer. 

sets up holiday decorations

Neither of them really get into it at first. Stiles’ mom had loved holidays so it was a sore spot for him and Derek, god Derek had spent his entire childhood around a huge family and then suddenly they weren’t there anymore.But eventually they kind of mend the broken bits in each other, not completely, but just enough to they’re not so jaggedly sharp, and when they do they always decorate together.

leaves the lights on

Stiles. Derek can see in the dark just fine but Stiles is blind as a bat and really, really bad at navigating the house in the dark. So he just leaves all the lights on. All. The. Time.

uses the bathroom with the door open

When it’s just them they both do. It’s nothing they haven’t seen before. When they have company over they both tend to forget though. There have been a lot of scandalized shrieks from the Stilinski-Hale house over the years

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)

Put 2 celebrities in my ask, and based only on physical appearance, I’ll tell you who I prefer.

Carmen: What the hell is that thing?

Me: The alpha